Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Grey Fox]

829) You install a patch on xmas day

 

[Methuselah]

830) You spend Xmas day playing the new patch.

 

[Marnok]

831) it's XMAS?!?!?!?

 

[petcarcharodon]

832) What is Christmas?

 

[Methuselah]

833) You've spent so long playing FFH you have forgotten about the outside world completely.

 

[Scott Alexander]

834) You suspect anyone you hear singing "Winter Wonderland" or "White Christmas" of being an Illian.

835) You hear that "a child has been born in the Judean city of Bethlehem who is prophecied to bring peace to the world", and you start wondering whether to protect him and lower the Armageddon Count or hunt him down and raise it.

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

835) You hear that "a child has been born in the Judean city of Bethlehem who is prophecied to bring peace to the world", and you start wondering whether to protect him and lower the Armageddon Count or hunt him down and raise it.

836) after choosing to protect him you realise the plague of door to door preachers wasnt worth the trouble and you should have hunted him down instead.

 

[cyther]

837) You take a short break from your reseach to find the Infernals to worship Mulcarn
838) You fear that your backyard is valid terrain for Hellfire

 

[EmptyWolf]

835) You hear that "a child has been born in the Judean city of Bethlehem who is prophecied to bring peace to the world", and you start wondering whether to protect him and lower the Armageddon Count or hunt him down and raise it.

I think we should bring this child to the Temple of The Overlords while he is still young.

839) You've started going by the name Neitz and you constantly plague your local countryside and rural roads with numerous crimes.

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

840) you develope Bipolar disorder and call your alter-ego Perpentach.

 

[EmptyWolf]

841) You know that the Toy Story movies are loosely based on a true story about Balseraph puppets.

842) You spend hours a day playing with your puppets and convincing them to cast summons.

 

[cyther]

843) You try to raise cities with empyrean in them

 

[EmptyWolf]

843) You try to raise cities with empyrean in them

844) You've held elections with your neighbors for head of the Overcouncil.

 

[Annex]

845) You find a certain nostalgia for this thread so you post in it as a way of fighting against the new thread which was started.

 

[cyther]

845) You find a certain nostalgia for this thread so you post in it as a way of fighting against the new thread which was started.

846) Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!
847) You are currently posting between turns

 

[Sid_Unbreakable]

848.) You threaten your next door neighbor (Cassiel) with invasion unless he gives you some gold.

849.) You go outside with a shovel and pickaxe hell-bent on pillaging your neighbor's roads.

 

[EmptyWolf]

846) Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!
847) You are currently posting between turns

850.) You always post between turns.
851.) You realize you do everything between turns.

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

852. When modding you refer everything back to what is in FfH as a reference...

 

[Kenjister]

853.) You notice the abnormally cold weather going on so you send letters to Obama urging him recall the armed forces from the Middle East so they can stop Auric from ascending.

854.) You do this despite having no idea where Auric currently is. As a matter of fact you can't find a single location an a world map that bears any resemblance to a location in Erebus.

855.) You then realize all is fine, for as soon as Auric Ascends, the godslayer will pop up and anybody can walk up and kill him.

 

[Methuselah]

856) You set your homepage to the FFH bug thread to check for new patches.

857) You start stalking Kael.