Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[EmptyWolf]

783) You refer to money as gold.

 

[Keeper_GFA]

785. You lose the ability to add 783 + 1.

 

[EmptyWolf]

785. You lose the ability to add 783 + 1.

After playing FFH long enough it's possible to lose your basic math skills and have it replaced with endless strategies for each civ.

 

[Ekolite]

783) You refer to money as gold.

I nearly did the other day! I went up to a friend and asked: ''Can I borrow some g... errr money please?'' It was most embarrassing...

 

[cyther]

786) You notice that we lost 770-779 somewhere and conclude it is part of 785
787) You ask someone why they put a mercurian on their christmas tree
788) They say it was to protect it from the spread of hell terrain
789) You wonder if anyone will ask how this will help and why they care
790) (Hell terrain kills trees)

 

[Methuselah]

791) You realised a while ago that we skipped numbers 770-779, but were too busy playing to post about it.

 

[Annex]

786) You notice that we lost 770-779 somewhere and conclude it is part of 785
787) You ask someone why they put a mercurian on their christmas tree
788) They say it was to protect it from the spread of hell terrain
789) You wonder if anyone will ask how this will help and why they care
790) (Hell terrain kills trees)

792) You ask them why they dont start worshiping Mulcarn/Auric Ascended if they are worrying about losing christmas trees. Plus, every Christmas is a white Christmas!

 

[EmptyWolf]

786) You notice that we lost 770-779 somewhere and conclude it is part of 785

And I thought I was the only one.
Aha! It is Psychic_Llamas who somehow counted from 769. to 780.

 

[Lade]

793. You refuse to go into the old forest in your backyard bacuase you expect to be attacked by treants

 

[Ekolite]

On your holiday to Europe you:

794. Repeatedly referred to the airport as an ''Obsidian Gate'', boy did you get some funny looks.

795. Were convinced the baby crying in the seat behind you on the plane was an Imp trying to break through the Ether.

796. Were sure the rather large man taking up most of your leg room was a worshipper of Mamnon.

797. Wished you had listened in Air magic class while the aeroplane was going through some turbulence.

798. Were suprised to find that the supposed followers of Junil were not currently purging evil, and hadn't had a good Crusade in years.

799. Were pleased to note that Hell terrain (rusian influence) had retreated all the way back to Infernal Territory.

800. Discovered the Remnants of Patria (stone henge).

801. Were suprised to find teh Tower of Eyes (Eifel Tower) had been renovated.

 

[cyther]

802) You see the jolly green giant and can only think..... Saverous

 

[KillerClowns]

803) While decorating Christmas cookies with your family, you take a church-shaped one and create an edible Temple of the Veil.

 

[popejubal]

804) You settle a city in the middle of a desert with a couple of production bonus resources and an Oasis during a regular civ game, forgetting that you can't use Water I to fix your lack-of-food dilemma.

 

[it-ogo]

805) You believe that the best way to preserve ecology is to kill all bad guys and raze their cities.

 

[cyther]

806) You complete the hallowing of the Elohim

 

[EmptyWolf]

806) You complete the hallowing of the Elohim

You've participated in the elegy of the Sheaim.

 

[KillerClowns]

807) You have the perfect solution to the entire Middle East mess: four priors, Sphener, and liberal use of Unyielding Order.
808) You feel incomplete if, before pressing the button for Unyielding Order, you do not say something to the tune of "citizens of [cityname], kneel before your angelic overlords! You... WILL... OBEY!"

 

[cyther]

809) You would rather just have them build the tower on complatency

 

[Darksaber1]

807) You have the perfect solution to the entire Middle East mess: four priors, Sphener, and liberal use of Unyielding Order.
808) You feel incomplete if, before pressing the button for Unyielding Order, you do not say something to the tune of "citizens of [cityname], kneel before your angelic overlords! You... WILL... OBEY!"

Or be EX-TER-MIN-ATED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

mischief

 

[cyther]

Hmmmmm... It looks like Darksaber is a Dalek

810) You have to pay a late fee at the catacomb liberalis