Clues you've been playing too much FFH

857) You start stalking Kael.

859: you are currently typing this on your laptop sitting in a tree with binoculars outside kaels house...

860: you find a peculiar sense of achievement everytime this thread reaches a number ending in zero...
 
862:You can build an Iron Golem from scratch.
863:You have met, in person, atleast 1 FfH Leader.
864:You've recommended FfH to friends at school.(Been there,done that!)
 
856) Your christmas card was a picture of acheon, eurbates, and abashi teaming up to fight aluric ascended.
857) You don't know what a first person shooter is.
 
869: You spend a whole hour in the morning wondering what your going to have to do to stop the apocalypse, seeing as the guy from the "Born Loser" comic strip went to college with a guy named "Terry Breen" (Loose connection, I know, but it still caught my attention for a while)
 
868) You ponder which spell sphere is the best in your dreams

i have actually done this...

872) You sent the Hippus to protect Kael from stalkers

873. after hearing the warcry of hippus you fall out your tree and run home to summon basium
 
876) I'm in the process of bringing back The One, completely negating this whole pissing contest.
 
876) I'm in the process of bringing back The One, completely negating this whole pissing contest.

877) I already brought back The One, and now you're all doomed. :P
 
878) I've become The One, and I find this whole thread to have been irreversibly corrupted so I end it.
 
878) I've become The One, and I find this whole thread to have been irreversibly corrupted so I end it.

No one can become The One. The One always was, always has been, and always will be. It is also not in his nature to destroy the innocent along with the guilt, or to condemn the guilty if there is any change they could be redeemed. His response to corruption is to distance himself from it. Your eagerness to destroy makes it is clear to me who you really are, Agares.
 
879. You just posted this:

No one can become The One. The One always was, always has been, and always will be. It is also not in his nature to destroy the innocent along with the guilt, or to condemn the guilty if there is any change they could be redeemed. His response to corruption is to distance himself from it. Your eagerness to destroy what makes it is clear to me who you really are, Agares.
 
880) You pretend to be Agares and then pretend to become the new Creator as Agares. Getting rid of the old One in the process.
 
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