Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[1234567890]

1104: You have read the whole list so you confuse 1041 and 1047.

 

[Seon]

1106: You have the rune 4 and the FFH opening menu music on your iPod which turned into a zombie robot and escaped.
1107: You are convinced that your chair was animated in an epic battle between Mary Poppins and Keelyn

 

[1234567890]

1107: You post another 1107th post in order to replace the missing 1105th.

 

[Seon]

1108: You curse yourself for being bad at math

 

[1234567890]

1109: You calculate the combat odds from memory and you find that your Alazkan has 99.1% chance of winning.
1110: You lose and you draw the logical conclusion that the odds in FFH are messed up (like in Civ3).

 

[Seon]

1111: You don't see the problem in the clues 1109 and 1110

 

[Seon]

1112: You double posted just to stop the pattern of :123... - Seon -123...- Seon

 

[cyther]

1113) You pray to Ceridwen to open up a gate to Erebus in your backyard

 

[Dumanios]

1114:You here the OO music at the supermarket and hide in the toy section.

 

[Aoleleb]

1115: You don't run when you hear the OO music, but instead find the sushi and ask for forgiveness

 

[Seon]

1116: You suddenly lost appitite for the plate of sushi that you were about to eat
1117: After losing a game to an giant stack of drowns/horrors of the deep, you went to eat sushi for revenge

 

[FireBlaze]

1116: You suddenly lost appitite for the plate of sushi that you were about to eat
1117: After losing a game to an giant stack of drowns/horrors of the deep, you went to eat sushi for revenge

1118) You wonder if that makes Japanese restaurants OO shrines

 

[Seon]

1119: You think that bakers are all OO worshippers. THEY BAKE PIEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!! Then again you realize that you are a Belsaraph

 

[Dumanios]

1120:You talk all about FfH at work
1121:You declare a crusade against your heathenish boss after he calls FfH BS.
1122:You ally with the Circus to kill your boss.
1123:You invade your company with an army of Demagogues,Crusaders,Taskmasters,Courtesans and Cowtapults

 

[1234567890]

1124. When a giant earthquake occurs, you think that someone has casted Motherlode.
1125. You think that Ben Laden is the leader of the Undercouncil, and that Al-Quaida is the modern Conucil of Esus.
1126. You firmly believe that the AIDS is a modern Blight.
1127. So you hide in fear that the AC hits 40 and Stephanos enters the world.
1128. When the Elohim talk to you, you would like to yell: TL;DR!
1129. When you are about to do something nasty to someone, you tell him "We are linked by eternal bonds of peace. You can bet your life in it."
1130. You are convinced that an Angel is a big white guy with a hammer, hitting everything.
1131. On the other hand, you believe that Demons have wings, but not angels.
1132. In an horse race, you hide your legs and your horse's head in order to look like a Centaur and be able to cast Sprint.
1133. You bury yourself in the snow in order to become a frostling and gain +1 Cold combat.
1134. You color your blade in orange in order to gain +30% strength.
1135. When you see something rusted, you are afraid that you are near an entropy node.
1136. You think that Nicolas Sarkozy (the French president) is Insane, Foolish and Weak.
1137. You build a small Hunting Lodge in your backyard and start killing some squirrels in your garden.

 

[Thunder_Gr]

1138. You respond to 1136, saying that you'd rather think he is Creative, Industrial and Expansive.

 

[1234567890]

Of course, he is Insane, so his traits might change.

 

[Thunder_Gr]

Of course, he is Insane, so his traits might change.

Not what I argued for...

 

[1234567890]

1139. You start giving traits to everyone.

Btw I didn't mean to start a political debate, especially about the dwarf the little midget the French president.

1140. You totally forgot what "espionage" and "corporations" mean.
1141. You think Combat VI and Medic III don't exist.

 

[Dumanios]

1142:You think Kim-Jon-Il is Insane and Foolish.