Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Sephi]

1080) You have no such thing as a desktop. Of course your OS automatically loads FFH everytime you reboot.

 

[Seon]

1081: You forgot whatever BtS was

 

[Kainkenny]

1082. You think it's obvious: BtS means Brigit the Shining, of course. What else?

 

[Thunder_Gr]

1083) You have forgotten that FFH needs CIV4(vaguely familiar with the name) and BtS(hmm, was this an expansion of something?). So, you have given the discs to a friend about an year ago. Now, you have moved out about 800km away, you formatted the Hard Drive, installed FFH and cannot play it!
Why could this be?(Just a finctional situation. I haven't done that )

 

[DioAurion]

"those jokes were too strong for believing. More subtle "removings" could had work. Like removing barbarian heroes or at deity level AI as a bonus gets in water submarines."

1084) You've been living in a fantasy world so long you feel you have to specify that the submarine in question does indeed travel through water.

 

[Seon]

1085: When they say airships, you imagine a giant queen of the line floating in the skies

 

[Lade]

1086) After realising 1057 to be true, you realize your upstairs window has a perfect view into that next door neighbor's bathroom and bedroom
1087)Because of 1086, you buy a pair of binoculars and start staring at your next door neighbors windows
1088)You only stay there for 5 minutes, then return to playing FFH

 

[FireBlaze]

1088)You only stay there for 5 minutes, then return to playing FFH

 

[xienwolf]

What does a view of your neighbor's rooms have to do with the Egyptians having lots of floodplains?

 

[[to_xp]Gekko]

I therefore demand a picture of the view you get from your window with binoculars.

 

[Seon]

1090: You don't notice that 1086, 1087, and 1088 was written at April FOol's day

 

[Thunder_Gr]

1090: You don't notice that 1086, 1087, and 1088 was written at April FOol's day

Not for me. In my timezone it was posted April 2nd .

 

[Seon]

Not for me. In my timezone it was posted April 2nd .

Fine, you win

 

[Dumanios]

1091:Instead of Soviet Russia jokes,you do Sheaim jokes.
1092:You have forgotten how to speak proper English.
1093:You wonder what French and Spanish are.
1094:You find that French is remarkably similar to Balsareph.
1095:You have won with every civ with all of the harder options.

 

[Seon]

1096: You don't know what this English is, as far as your concerned, they are all just derived from Patrian.

1097: You think Latin is Patrian.

1098: Eastern world doesn't exist, its not in FFH, its not in the real world

1099: you believe that a piece of Perpentach's mind came into yours. I will leave you to imagine its consequences

1100: You made up the last 4 clues just so that you can post 1100st clue

 

[1234567890]

1100: You think it should deserve another 1100th clue.
1100: You think it should deserve a third 1100th clue, because you have read the whole list and you know that 14 clues are missing. That's true.
1100: After reading 1047, you draw the logical conclusion that FFH = 42.
1100: You keep writing the same number in order to replace the missing clues.
1100: You know you are ridiculous, but you don't care because you won't sleep until the 14 missing clues are replaced.
1100: You try to convert Korinna, Arendel and Faeryl to your religion because you want to be in good terms with them.
1100: You dream of Faeryl when you are in a bad mood.
1100: You dream of Arendel when you are in a good mood.
1100: You spend 10 minutes in the diplomacy screen with Faeryl, Arendel or Korinna.
1100: You can hum their musics from memory.
1100: You spend so much time 'trading' with Faeryl, that you can imitate all of her diplo sounds, and you do it perfectly well.
1100: You cry when Faeryl declares war to you.
1100: You cry when Korinna becomes the undead Black Lady.
1100: You never play as Svarts, because it would prevent you from seeing Faeryl.
1101: You are eventually glad to replace these 14 missing events, even though you look ridiculous (and even though you repeat yourself).
1102: You downloaded Fall Flat just because you wanted to play as the Svarts and talk to Faeryl.

 

[Seon]

1100: You think it should deserve another 1100th clue.
1100: You think it should deserve a third 1100th clue, because you have read the whole list and you know that 14 clues are missing. That's true.
1100: After reading 1047, you draw the logical conclusion that FFH = 42.
1100: You keep writing the same number in order to replace the missing clues.
1100: You know you are ridiculous, but you don't care because you won't sleep until the 14 missing clues are replaced.
1100: You try to convert Korinna, Arendel and Faeryl to your religion because you want to be in good terms with them.
1100: You dream of Faeryl when you are in a bad mood.
1100: You dream of Arendel when you are in a good mood.
1100: You spend 10 minutes in the diplomacy screen with Faeryl, Arendel or Korinna.
1100: You can hum their musics from memory.
1100: You spend so much time 'trading' with Faeryl, that you can imitate all of her diplo sounds, and you do it perfectly well.
1100: You cry when Faeryl declares war to you.
1100: You cry when Korinna becomes the undead Black Lady.
1100: You never play as Svarts, because it would prevent you from seeing Faeryl.
1101: You are eventually glad to replace these 14 missing events, even though you look ridiculous (and even though you repeat yourself).
1102: You downloaded Fall Flat just because you wanted to play as the Svarts and talk to Faeryl.

You are kidding me

 

[1234567890]

Why?
Eighty-seven characters.

 

[1234567890]

1103: You are so excited that you make a double post.

 

[Thunder_Gr]

1047: You agree completely, and wholeheartedly with 1045

1045: You think if there is such a thing as too much FFH, it can only be remedied by modmods.

1100: After reading 1047, you draw the logical conclusion that FFH = 42.

I can't see how 1047 could make the equation FFH = 42 to be valid