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Comedy Improv One-Liner Thread 3.0

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Zack, Mar 1, 2015.

  1. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    You have to bring down the walls.
     
  2. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    You're going to end up getting your rocks off
     
  3. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    The quality of your equipment can make a big difference.
     
  4. Phrossack

    Phrossack Armored Fish and Armored Men

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    Hmm... it's a close call, but I'll award it to @Uncle Sparky
     
  5. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    New prompt -

    I've decided to stop playing Civ....
     
  6. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    so I can focus on my career as a football-playing king in space
     

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