Comedy Improv One-Liner Thread 3.0

[Catharsis]

You have to bring down the walls.

 

[W|M]

You're going to end up getting your rocks off

 

[Uncle Sparky]

The quality of your equipment can make a big difference.

 

[Phrossack]

Hmm... it's a close call, but I'll award it to @Uncle Sparky

 

[Uncle Sparky]

New prompt -

I've decided to stop playing Civ....

 

[Zack]

so I can focus on my career as a football-playing king in space