Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Zack, Mar 1, 2015.
My life is like the dollar menu:
What is there with me today was in the high society yesterday.
Can be bought cheaply
Never looks like it does in the commercials.
I'm spending a lot of singles on "Candy"
Eventually something I like gets removed and replaced with something much less enjoyable.
It involves larger quantities of french fries than is reasonable but much smaller quantities than I'd like.
Not worth experiencing.
As cheap as possible.
I have a better one:
Just as low in quality, and as high a disappointment.
Worth a dollar.
I think my cat is trying to kill me because....
He never says "I love you" anymore.
The dead birds he's bringing me isn't gifts, it's warnings.
His litter box is a tool of biological warfare.
I'm kinda paranoid that way.
Separate names with a comma.