Conspiracy Theories

^Unlikely/Difficult to pull off/Highly alarming if true/etc, but 'stupid' isn't the correct term in those issues, in my view. At least it isn't less stupid to think the media/government tells you the truth, than to think they outright construct a lie. Sometimes the latter is more probable. Sadly even when it includes death(s).

Which (obviously) is not a comment on any specific event, but might include many events of that nature.

unlikely is a huge understatement...
 
They said the same about robot-Kennedy getting shot with special magnetic bullet.

But with today's science, we have managed to prove them wrong!

The bullet was, in fact, an admirer of Kennedy and just wanted a hug!
did Kennedy's fans kill him, just like John Lennon? Are the CIA fans of both?
 
The bullet was, in fact, an admirer of Kennedy and just wanted a hug!

That's a "Let me love you" meme image just waiting to be made.
Spoiler :
Sample

let-me-love-you-giraffe.gif
 
Considering the fact he owned the Soviet Union and Ukraine, he could, theoretically, use the flour that is "his", but in fact, is most likely not his.

And of course, that all communist leaders except for Gorby are murdering psychos that were this close to triggering a nuclear holocaust.

What about Lenin and Khrushchev?
 
Nah, just millions and millions.

This version of this conspiracy theory is just dull.

What about Lenin and Khrushchev?

Evil Lenin conspired against the Ukrainian people creating a state for them and tripling their original territory so that his evil successor Stalin could exterminate them via Holodomor (millions and millions). That's why they Euromaidanists put his statues down nowadays (well, 90% of them do not know the history even in this version, but they have the memory of it in their genes).
 
That's a "Let me love you" meme image just waiting to be made.
Spoiler :
Sample

let-me-love-you-giraffe.gif

"Elmyra just wants to hug you and squeeze you into itty-bitty pieces!"
 
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