Cool Analogies

[Sims2789]

"A girl's attractiveness is like the icing of a cake. Her peronality is like the cake itself. The cake can still be great with bad icing, but if you have great icing on a bad cake, the cake is still bad." - Myself. I made it up today when my friend was asking for advice about a girl he likes. She is, lets just say, well endowed. I asked him if he likes her for her chest or for her personality. he said both. I told him that analogy I just showed you, but instead of "attractiveness" i put "breasts"

"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot." Fake Confusious bumper sticker

"Don't hate the playa, hate the game." Ghetto subsitute English teacher/street clown

 

[WildFire]

"School is like your future. Hopeless." Myself

 

[WillJ]

I have no idea how the second and third ones are analogies, but anyway, I always liked this one:

Life is like a hot bath. It's fun while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. --Garfield

 

[Sims2789]

that's true, but they're cool sayings none-the-less.