Here are my world domination plans: (taken from my website, the link's in my profile)
step 1) make plans whilst playing imperial march music
step 2) check plans
step 3) gain support in Micronesia
step 4) buys arms
step 5) smuggle arms to supporters in Micronesia
step 6) instruct armed supporters to hold uprising in Micronesia
step 7) etablish full control over Micronesia
step 8) Set up a military research base in Micronesia
step 9) Use research to improve agriculture, and invent new fertility drugs (long term plan start)
step 10) Build military training camps.
step 11) Get scientist at research base to discover secrets of stock market.
step 12) Make a fortune, and spend it on surrounding real estate, more arms, and lots of resources, and some defence systems too.
step 13) Set up planes, tanks and ships to destroy or capture trade vessels.
step 14) Hack into government networks, and destroy their communication systems.
step 15) terrorist attacks on the Australian government to disrupt there capability to control their country properly.
step 16) assination of Australian government officials (same reason as above)
step 17) destroy all cricket equipment in australia, therefore causing uprisings
step 18) eliminate as many Austaralian army officers/troops by terrorist means to ensure as little resistance against us as possible
step 19) continue with terrorist operations in Australia intill time of invasion
step 20) build up and equip invasion forces
step 21) invade Papa New Guinea (internatinial attention will be fixed on Australia at the time)your go again.And incase you are one of those official secret service type styleys then don't make me tell you again, just bugger off damn it!!!
step 22)Send scoutship to moon, establish outpost
step 23)Build big laser satellite with money gained from conquests, and stolen from trade vessels.
step 24)Start picking off major military powers forces, but set it up so the blame falls onto their enemies, using a combination of laser, and forces built up earler, and Papa new guinea as a base of operations.
step 25)When they start minor wars, capture surrounding countries in confusion..
step 26)Build up more defenses
step 27)Start training troops in psychic arts.
step 28)Set up massive farming projects, to provide food for evergrowing army.
step 29)assinate the president of the USA
step 30)assinate the vice-president of the usa
step 31)launch full scale terrorist attack on area 51
step 32)capture alien spaceship in area 51
step 33)destroy white house with captured spaceship (piloted by monkeys) in typical style (you know big explosions and all)
step 34)start the super monkee project
step 35)pool all funding into secret super monkee project
step 36) Complete Super Monkee project, and use the Super Monkees as captains of divisions in the army.
step 37) Capture South America because it is lightly defended..
step 38) Invade Mexico, then California etc. from bases in South America
step 39)Strengthen border defenses.
step 40)Research Mind Control and Reading
step 41)Perform Mind reading security tests on ranking non-monkee, (non-shadoe too) officials to test for spys.
step 42)Eliminate all treasonous parties by blowing their heads apart.
step 43) start of top secret monkee advanced project
step 44 )completion of top secret monkee advanced project
step 45)full scale invasion on earth
step 46) elimination of all resistors
step 47) construction of super death cannon to deter attackers from off worlders
step 48) get drunk
step 49) declare a monkey ruler of the world, sit back and relax
step 50) Yay ! Celbebrate with lots of booze....Next Planet then ?
Alterantively if you are canadian you could try:
http://www.standonguard.com
I will never look at Canadians the same again after looking at that site........
with small pox virus. (Claim rat turned over the becker and before the 'emergency' 
thanks
I made it about a year ago with a friend
