Could anyone here give me some advice on how to conquer the world?

Hades

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How should one conquers the world? Many have tried but failed. Based on the threads I've read, many of you are smart enough. So I would like to see some recipes for world domination from gaining to preserving to using political power. Use current conditions as your criteria and share with me what you would do. :king:
 
start [drive letter]:\Program Files\Infogrames Interactive\Civilization III\civilization3.exe , start new game in chieftain level. that is shortcut to world domination
 
Seven steps to fixing the world and putting you on top.

**First start a organization proposing world peace..(UN)

(Make sure you have this part below is written in small print.)

*Sub order 22340* In case of world threat all govermental powers (Including and not limited to all Military forces) will be taken for said governments until the world threat is past.

**Second, invest in small pox research.

**Third, get your small pox shot. (I would advise getting anyone you care about to do the same..see Fourth thing to do for reason)

**Fourth, have 'accident' ;) with small pox virus. (Claim rat turned over the becker and before the 'emergency' ;) door shut, one of the 'scientist' (CIA,FBI agent ;) ) left and traveled across the world on a 'peace mission' ;) ) **Stepped up version of The Stand**

**Fifth, once virus takes effect, call into effect *Sub order 22340*

**Sixth, execute all heads of states, college professors and most of the far left wing people that have survived..(Claim they are infested) ;)

**Finally number Seven, install your own men as the heads of state and rule from a palace in Greenland with an ironhand. (Make each country send tribute to you...mainly female interns.)


(Disclaimer, this plan and any views or opinions posted in this thread are not the plans, views or opinions of this poster)
 
Originally posted by Gerard
Xiahou-Dun, as I can see, you won't make many friends here.

I believe you are right...in this thread I will not make many friends, a person plotting world domination cannot have too many friends...if any at all. If your going to take over the world, things like morals will have to take a backseat to the main goal.
 
Originally posted by Octavian X
You mean someone hasn't already carried out Xiahou-Dun's plan?


Now you see the beauty of my plan...it has been tried and has worked. ;)


Tom Cruise is expecting the next load of interns people...get to moving.:eek: :goodjob:
 
Originally posted by Hades
How should one conquers the world? Many have tried but failed. Based on the threads I've read, many of you are smart enough. So I would like to see some recipes for world domination from gaining to preserving to using political power. Use current conditions as your criteria and share with me what you would do. :king:

Leave this type of thing to the experts. You could get an eye put out or something. :evil:
 
Here are my world domination plans: (taken from my website, the link's in my profile)

step 1) make plans whilst playing imperial march music

step 2) check plans

step 3) gain support in Micronesia

step 4) buys arms

step 5) smuggle arms to supporters in Micronesia

step 6) instruct armed supporters to hold uprising in Micronesia

step 7) etablish full control over Micronesia

step 8) Set up a military research base in Micronesia

step 9) Use research to improve agriculture, and invent new fertility drugs (long term plan start)

step 10) Build military training camps.

step 11) Get scientist at research base to discover secrets of stock market.

step 12) Make a fortune, and spend it on surrounding real estate, more arms, and lots of resources, and some defence systems too.

step 13) Set up planes, tanks and ships to destroy or capture trade vessels.

step 14) Hack into government networks, and destroy their communication systems.

step 15) terrorist attacks on the Australian government to disrupt there capability to control their country properly.

step 16) assination of Australian government officials (same reason as above)

step 17) destroy all cricket equipment in australia, therefore causing uprisings

step 18) eliminate as many Austaralian army officers/troops by terrorist means to ensure as little resistance against us as possible

step 19) continue with terrorist operations in Australia intill time of invasion

step 20) build up and equip invasion forces

step 21) invade Papa New Guinea (internatinial attention will be fixed on Australia at the time)your go again.And incase you are one of those official secret service type styleys then don't make me tell you again, just bugger off damn it!!!

step 22)Send scoutship to moon, establish outpost

step 23)Build big laser satellite with money gained from conquests, and stolen from trade vessels.

step 24)Start picking off major military powers forces, but set it up so the blame falls onto their enemies, using a combination of laser, and forces built up earler, and Papa new guinea as a base of operations.

step 25)When they start minor wars, capture surrounding countries in confusion..

step 26)Build up more defenses

step 27)Start training troops in psychic arts.

step 28)Set up massive farming projects, to provide food for evergrowing army.

step 29)assinate the president of the USA

step 30)assinate the vice-president of the usa

step 31)launch full scale terrorist attack on area 51

step 32)capture alien spaceship in area 51

step 33)destroy white house with captured spaceship (piloted by monkeys) in typical style (you know big explosions and all)

step 34)start the super monkee project

step 35)pool all funding into secret super monkee project

step 36) Complete Super Monkee project, and use the Super Monkees as captains of divisions in the army.

step 37) Capture South America because it is lightly defended..

step 38) Invade Mexico, then California etc. from bases in South America

step 39)Strengthen border defenses.

step 40)Research Mind Control and Reading

step 41)Perform Mind reading security tests on ranking non-monkee, (non-shadoe too) officials to test for spys.

step 42)Eliminate all treasonous parties by blowing their heads apart.


step 43) start of top secret monkee advanced project

step 44 )completion of top secret monkee advanced project

step 45)full scale invasion on earth

step 46) elimination of all resistors

step 47) construction of super death cannon to deter attackers from off worlders

step 48) get drunk

step 49) declare a monkey ruler of the world, sit back and relax

step 50) Yay ! Celbebrate with lots of booze....Next Planet then ?

:nya::nya::nya:

Alterantively if you are canadian you could try: http://www.standonguard.com

I will never look at Canadians the same again after looking at that site........:eek::eek:
 
What happened to number 28? It doesn't say "step" ;)
 
Nice plan, ComradeDavo :lol:

That Canadian page is pretty cool, too :D
 
Originally posted by Panda
Nice plan, ComradeDavo :lol:

That Canadian page is pretty cool, too :D
:cool:thanks:) I made it about a year ago with a friend:nya:

yeh, I found the canadian one yesterday, I was quite impressed...if not a little scared!:lol::lol:

Originally posted by G-Man
What happened to number 28? It doesn't say "step" ;)
*corrects mistake*

thanks for pointing it out:goodjob:
 
Originally posted by Hades
How should one conquers the world? Many have tried but failed. Based on the threads I've read, many of you are smart enough. So I would like to see some recipes for world domination from gaining to preserving to using political power. Use current conditions as your criteria and share with me what you would do. :king:


Tsk. You shouldn't worry about such things, boy. The world will be dealt with someday. :mwaha: :satan: :D
 
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