Could anyone here give me some advice on how to conquer the world?

[Hitro]

Whatever you do, always remember to tell the people you do it for "liberty and freedom"!
That always works

In certain cases you may substitute liberty with some diety or freedom with a nationality, but the pattern will be successful.

 

[Hades]

Originally posted by God
1) Ask Pinky and the Brain to help you conquer the world.

If you watched to the end of each episode, you would find all of their plans were turn out to be failures. It is a good place to start as to learn what NOT to do though.

 

[God]

You spoiled it!

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by God
1) Ask Pinky and the Brain to help you conquer the world.

Are you pondering what i'm pondering?

 

[Zarn]

Originally posted by napoleon526

Are you pondering what i'm pondering?

Yes, does taking over the world get you your own theme park? That's what I am thinking, anyway.

People, you must go through NATO with beer and cigars.

 

[Gerard]

"Don't try to conquer the world and you will conquer the world".
That's my new self-help book and you can find it only in the better libraries.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by ComradeDavo
I have a rival I see.....

Rival? That is pushing it a fair bit, you being a spotty high school student who lives in a Bath, and me being the Prince of fricken Darkness.

 

[CurtSibling]

The ACE's easy steps to world DOMINATION!

1. Select rival nation you want to conquer.
2. Get the peasants whipped into a fury about 'national security'.
3. Send the boys in, and give johnny enemy a good going over.
4. Set up a puppet government and reap the profits.
5. Repeat until you run out of enemies...

Hmmmm....Sounds a bit familiar, eh?

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade


And who would take control of the country if it were destabilized? Certainly not a spotty teenager from the other side of the world.
No, it would be a ripe opportunity for the Fascist take-over plans to be put into immediate action.

Just give the word, Mein President!
The Panzers are ready to cross the borders!

 

[bobgote]

Of course, you're not stupid enough to think i would divulge my plans for world domination here, but I will let you in on two facts.

Fact 1. My plan is in motion.

Fact 2. I'm currently on point 235: Bide Time.

 

[time]

Phase 1. Collect Underpants
Phase 2.
Phase 3. Profit!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by time
Phase 1. Collect Underpants
Phase 2.
Phase 3. Profit!

Gadzooks! He's onto us! John Paul, to the Popemobile!

 

[Hamlet]

Convince the leaders of the world to give you ultimate power.

Or

Beat everyone up until nobody can effectively resist.

 

[ComradeDavo]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade


Rival? That is pushing it a fair bit, you being a spotty high school student who lives in a Bath, and me being the Prince of fricken Darkness.

hmm....that was scary intill I realised that i'm not spotty, i'm not at high school and your only a couple of years older than me!

Phase 1. Collect Underpants
Phase 2.
Phase 3. Profit!

One of the greatest South Park episodes

 

[CurtSibling]

The final battle for supremacy will be foguht in space.

I have squadrons of Braun's Sanger Silver Birds waiting to exact vengeance on the pitiful surface of Earth!

Behold!

ENEMY SPACE ACE'S mount!

 

[stormerne]

1. Find some well meaning do-gooder
2. Encourage them to shoot their mouth off
3. Encourage everyone else to "silence" them
4. Make everyone feel guilty about that silencing
5. Spread the rumour that the newly deceased is everyone's passport to riches in another world
6. Claim that only you can mediate between the deceased and the general rabble
7. Persuade an influential world power that this is a great system to control the masses
8. Sit back and wait... (but not very long)
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[joespaniel]

The element of surprise is key.

Being the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the United States wouldnt hurt either.

 

[onejayhawk]

Originally posted by joespaniel
The element of surprise is key.

Being the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the United States wouldnt hurt either.

What? The president has to deal with Congress. Be sensible and buy a modest country outright for starters.

J

 

[Cloudyvortex]

Why would anyone want to conquer this ugly planet. I'm gonna conquer Mercury.

Besides, I'm too busy trying to raise an army to find and destroy Darkshade. It would take the entire population of China and more high Imperial AT-ATs than I have ever seen before and we'd probably only bruise and anger the Beast. But I don't care. Even if the whole world burns in an Apocalypse, I will destroy the Abomination of Desolation and save humanity from his darkness, one way or another!


Now! Who will help slay the hobbit?!

 

[ComradeDavo]

Besides, I'm too busy trying to raise an army to find and destroy Darkshade

we all are my friend, we all are.......