Creation vs Evolution

[Sultan Bhargash]

Originally posted by The Troquelet
But we haven't heard a real creationist argument yet...

SHHHHHH!!!!! Don't get them started again. And you know the first thing they will say is "look at our previous posts, we've proved it". So go back and muse on some of those fantastic posts from the past in this mightiest of threads.

 

[Archbob]

How can anyone possibly deny the doughnut or Donut(whichever one).

 

[Maj]

What of the giant bagel, or ringed-falafel? There is only room for one.

 

[Perfection]

Bagels are not sweet enough to run the universe because of Basic Sugar Dynamics

 

[The Troquelet]

As much as you deny it the Latkes loves you all with divine blessing and you will eventually see it no matter how stubbornly you follow your heathen Donut.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Listen to all of you. Seriously, listen. Doughnuts. Bagels. Latkes?!

Whoever heard of a God or a Saviour that you could eat?!



Oh, waitaminnit...

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
Listen to all of you. Seriously, listen. Doughnuts. Bagels. Latkes?!

Whoever heard of a God or a Saviour that you could eat?!



Oh, waitaminnit...

You know, SB, are trying to get banned a third time? I think you're pushing it...not that I can't take that joke, but one thing can lead to another, then a few people get mad, then a flame war starts, and then...

CG

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Apologies Gannon (YOU are the last person I want to offend or upset) and any other Deiophagous posters out there that I could have upset.

I am not trying to get banned a third time. That is why I am posting in this ridiculous overlong thread, because I know that if the mods were watching this thread they would have closed it some time ago (maybe around post 300). Although I desperately wish they would close it.

Relax Gannon, I was raised Catholic and ate Jesus with everybody else. I was being ironic above. If anybody started to get angry with their replies to me they'd find Christian forgiveness and get a shot at my other cheek.

This thread, so long pushed over the edge into ridiculousness, is not going to be scene of a flame war.

Unless Perfection refuses to admit that it is spelled "Doughnut" and it is powdered sugar, not glazed.

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
Unless Perfection refuses to admit that it is spelled "Doughnut" and it is powdered sugar, not glazed.

I do and its rasberry filling not grape!

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
Apologies Gannon (YOU are the last person I want to offend or upset) and any other Deiophagous posters out there that I could have upset.

I am not trying to get banned a third time. That is why I am posting in this ridiculous overlong thread, because I know that if the mods were watching this thread they would have closed it some time ago (maybe around post 300). Although I desperately wish they would close it.

Relax Gannon, I was raised Catholic and ate Jesus with everybody else. I was being ironic above. If anybody started to get angry with their replies to me they'd find Christian forgiveness and get a shot at my other cheek.

This thread, so long pushed over the edge into ridiculousness, is not going to be scene of a flame war.

Unless Perfection refuses to admit that it is spelled "Doughnut" and it is powdered sugar, not glazed.

Don't worry, I wasn't offended by that, I got the joke as I said, but I can easily picture people who will. I mean, I get the irony, I just wanted to warn you that people will probably not get the joke. Alot of people I know can't joke about religion.

CG

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Originally posted by Perfection

I do and its rasberry filling not grape!

YOU ARE PUSHING IT MISTER!

The jelly "donut" you describe, glazed, filled with pippy raspberries, and missing the "ugh", is a horrible horrible horrible twisting of the pure image of the flaky white powdered sugar, the middle of the road grape, Doughnut that rightfully sits on the Paper Plate Mantle of the Universe sending good souls on to the Warm Cider Garden and casting, as I am now CERTAIN you will be, into the scalding hot, un-milk-and-sugared coffee lake (known to some as "Gehinnom" and others as "Folgers").

See Gannon, I take religious seriosly as well. Do not joke about my Doughnut.

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash

See Gannon, I take religious seriosly as well. Do not joke about my Doughnut.

This Donut diety you speak of is most definetely glazed chocolate, because that is the most heavenly donut created. Yes, I am of the "Donut" faction.

CG

 

[Perfection]

How dare you insult the Great Jelly Donut by placing it upon a paper plate everyone knows it sits in the Great "Krispy Kreme" bag. You are not worthy to drink the necter of the Warm Cider Garden, and shall be banished to the land of rotten bearclaws for all of eternity

 

[puglover]

If you want to talk about doughnuts then start a new thread please!

 

[CurtSibling]

With advent of doughnut debates, the whole argument has taken on epic proportions!

No, I don't want to talk about doughnuts, I might be tempted to go an buy some!!!