Croc vs Chainsaw: Croc wins

Uiler

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Have you ever wondered who would win if a saltwater croc took on a chainsaw?
No?
Neither have I actually...
Still now we know the answer:

THE CROC WINS!!!!! :)

I just hope to never meet this crocodile one dark night...


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060428...kvSn4Gs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-

SYDNEY, Australia - A 14 1/2-foot crocodile mauled a chainsaw a worker was using Friday to clear up debris left by a tropical storm that lashed northern Australia. While the croc and worker were both uninjured, the saw's woodcutting days are over.

Freddy Buckland was cutting up a tree that fell against a crocodile enclosure at the Corroboree Park Tavern, 50 miles east of the northern port city of Darwin when the crocodile, called Brutus, apparently took exception to the chainsaw's noise and attacked.

"As he was trimming up the tree on the outside the croc jumped out of the water and sped along the tree about 18, 20 feet and actually grabbed the chainsaw out of his hands," said Peter Shappert, the tavern's owner.

"It must have been the noise ... I don't think he was actually trying to grab Freddy, but I'm not sure. He had a fair go at him ... I think he just grabbed the first thing he could and it happened to be the chainsaw," Shappert added.

Neither Buckland nor Brutus were injured.

The saltwater crocodile, which Shappert said he now is considering renaming Two-stroke in honor of the saw's fuel, appeared to like the snack.

"He chewed on the chainsaw for about an hour-and-a-half, then we finally got it out," Shappert said, adding that the saw was destroyed when it finally was retrieved from Brutus' giant jaws.

Saltwater crocodiles have been known to attack small power boats, apparently because they do not like the noise of outboard motors.
 
Croc lunges at dude. Dude lets go of chainsaw. Trigger on saw is released, saw stops. Croc grabs and runs. I'm not surprised the croc beat the chainsaw.

Now, if the guy was trying to defend himself and kept the chainsaw running, I wonder how that would have turned out.

Besides, anyone who's played Doom knows that a chainsaw can eat up a demon. Surely a croc doesn't have a better chance than a demon.
 
That's what you get for being a noisy newcommer in a croc neighbourhood! :D

It is not stated explicitly in the article, but i asume the chainsaw stopped sawing the minute it left the worker's hand, because of the inbuilt security mechanism.

Edit: Turner was faster.
 
Turner said:
Besides, anyone who's played Doom knows that a chainsaw can eat up a demon. Surely a croc doesn't have a better chance than a demon.
You missed the obvious. That's a demon inspired croc!
 
I wonder if I can hire the croc to have a go at my neighbor's Harley? :mischief:
 
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