Cumulative SIMPSONS quiz

[The Balrog]

Originally posted by TheDuckOfFlanders
Santos L. Harper

What was the name of the beer they served in the cafe where the country-singer used to sing that was later maneged by Homer?

Its SANTAS LITTLE HELPER(Their dogs name)

And the beer is Fudd

 

[Scrimshaw]

Its SANTAS LITTLE HELPER(Their dogs name)

And the beer is Fudd

Whoa. That's from like 20 questions back. As a self proclaimed simpsons expert, I'll correct you anyway El Présidenté. Please correct me as well if I'm mistaken and you aren't trying to answer that old question.

It was Santos L. Halper actually. Bart applied for a credit card for his dog and the credit card company misread the dogs name and that's why he ended up with Santos L. Halper on his card

You are right about the beer being Fudd but that answer was given a while back.

I've known the answer for many of these other questions too but never seem to catch them before the answer is given :

 

[Kev]

Well, I'm going to assume that my "neglected food groups" answer is right or close enough to warrant the next question.

As I am about to leave work and I do not wish to slow down the momentum of the quiz, I'll try a relatively easy one:


What talk show host was once one of the writers for The Simpsons?

 

[Scrimshaw]

Conan O Brian!!

I actually an answer in before someone beat me to it!

I know I'm right so I'll ask a question.

When all the schoolkids got stuck on a deserted island like the lord of the flies, Who eventually rescued them?

 

[duke o' york]

I can't remember the exact line, but it goes something like this:
"And eventually they were rescued by, I dunno, Moe or someone"
That's also the episode with the monkey butlers in it!

 

[duke o' york]

What was the name of the show that replaced Krusty when he was in jail and what is the book Sideshow Bob gives a reading from as a part of this show?

 

[Kev]

Ah, a classic episode. The one that started the whole Bart/Sideshow Bob rivalry. I was just talking about this to a friend recently.

The show Sideshow Bob started was "Cavalcade of Whimsy".

The book he was reading was "Man in the Iron Mask".



For my follow-up question, name 3 clues that pointed to Sideshow Bob as the person who frames Krusty?

 

[duke o' york]

Actually it was called Sideshow Bob's Cavalcade of Whimsy, but heck, that would be pedantic.
In fact only one of the three clues points to Sideshow Bob, the other two just suggest that Krusty is innocent.
They are:
Krusty can't read and the criminal was reading a magazine at the Kwik E Mart.
He can't use a microwave because of his pacemaker and the criminal was again shown using one.
But what really makes Chief Wiggum drop his donut is that Homer stands on the crook's foot and he is hurt. Krusty has small feet, but Sideshow Bob's feet fill his clown shoes and when this is proven by the classic Bart mallet test, he goes down.

Die Bart Die is German for The Bart, The.

Question to follow :

What is Grandpa's reaction to seeing Bart at the Maison Derrière?

 

[Warlord56]

Grampa-Is your name Bart
Bart-yes it is
Grampa does your father know your here?
Bart-yes indeedy
Grampa asked about someone afterward, but I forget who

 

[duke o' york]

Well, actually it goes like this:

Grampa: Oop. (tries to hide, then comes back) Is your name "Bart"?
Bart: Mm-hmm.
Grampa: What the... Does your father know you're working here?
Bart: It was his idea.
Grampa: In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour.

I'll let you ask the next one, but I really wanted the bit about the whiskey sour. Never mind.

 

[Warlord56]

OK, here's one you might have ot research a bit.
On what date, was the first episode of The Simpsons, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" aired

 

[King of England]

I'm back!

The first episode of 'Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire' aired on December 17, 1989.

Assuming I'm right, what kind of activity did the students at Rommelwood Military Academy engage in as a final test until the state Supreme Court prohibited it? What year did they prohibit it in?

:soldier: :soldier: :soldier: :soldier:

 

[duke o' york]

The previous test was a two day battle royale, but this was banned by the state Supreme Court in 1957.

"Meet me at the Eliminator after lights out.
PS - the cadets are planning to throw their meatballs at you".

What was the evolution of 60's "dinosaur bands", as explained by Homer when he has to drive the kids to school?

 

[Kev]

OK, I knew the basics but had to look up the details. I forgot how funny it was:

"Well, first there was Grand Funk Railroad which paved the way for Jefferson Aiplane. And that cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. And that set the stage for the Alan Parsons Project -- which I believe is some sort of hovercraft".

 

[duke o' york]

You've got the next question then Kev!

"Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields.... and some illegal fireworks.... and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh... make it two."

 

[Kev]

OK, since it's close to Halloween, I'll try one from one of the specials:

In the episode where Homer kept going back in time due to the toaster he was fixing, name 3 different "alternate futures" he created by disrupting things in the dinosaur age.

Homer: "If I can only remember the advice my dad gave me on my wedding day..."
{Show Abe on Homer's wedding day} Abe: "Son, if you ever go back in time, don't mess with anything as it will have consequences on the future."

 

[duke o' york]

(1) Flanders rules the world in a 1984 style,
(2) Homer is tiny and everyone else is a giant, and
(3) Everything seems perfect, but donuts don't exist.

"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time". - I don't get this at all It's funny though .

I'm not sure if this has been on before, but here goes:
Who are on the Stonecutters' World Council?

 

[Kev]

Looks like we have a bit of back-and-forth going on here, Duke.

I tried to look up the Brazilian reference. This is the only thing I could find:

best guess is that Homer was referring to Carlos
Castaneda, "a Brazilian who wrote about his chemical-induced
`adventures' about twenty years ago. A rather trendy (for the
college crowd) set of books from the late-60's, early 70's."

Probably doesn't help.

As far as the world council: I can only remember two off-hand.
1. Mr. T
2. Orville Redenbacher.

I think there were two others, but I can't remember them.

 

[King of England]

I think George H. W. Bush was in there too.

"Why can't we just do something to his voice box?"

So was Jack Nicholson.

Homer had a good idea with that monkey recreation of Gettysburg, though.

Kev, why don't you ask the next question? That way the tread will keep going up, and up, and up!!

 

[duke o' york]

Well done both of you. Seeing as King of England has passed the baton to you Kev, can we have a new question?
I like the idea that the Brazilian was chemically enhanced in his time-travelling .
Milhouse is a Halloweener.