Cumulative SIMPSONS quiz

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

So where's our next question Duke?

Homer: Hmmm....what would Zorro do?

(imagining Zorro and the Southern Gentlemen preparing to duel on his front lawn.)

Zorro: I challenge you to a duel! (Whips sword out and starts dancing around with it)

Southern Gentlemen: (pulls gun) BANG!

 

[King of England]

Close enough. You forgot the Man in the Iron Mask.

"N?!! What is N?!!"
"It's a Z. Z for Zorro."

 

[duke o' york]

Another question then:

How did Herman lose his arm?


Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another one?
Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more...[shaking her head] just try to sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

"Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus..." Little Herman didn't do so.

Name one of Homer's 'Goal in life' (he has several )

 

[King of England]

Well, his first one is to bowl a perfect game.
His second one is to see Steve Nicks naked, which he has accomplished various times.

When Sideshow Bob has his parole hearing, why does Patty say her reason for wanting to kill Selma is?

The answer's funny as hell!!

 

[duke o' york]

She always leaves the toilet seat up.

For Hippo: From Colonel Homer:
Homer: Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!
Marge: Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember!?

Because this was one of the episodes of the Simpsons that I videod (sp?) and took to France when I was teaching English there, I know it back to front . Can anyone tell me:
Easy question (no points):
Which film does Homer want to see at the Springfield Googolplex? (and which do Homer and Marge end up seeing?)
Harder question (wins you next question):
What are the lyrics of Lurleen's song Bagged me a Homer?

 

[duke o' york]

Come on! I expect better than this paltry no effort.

To give you a chance, here's the first line of the song:
"The bases were empty on the diamond of my heart......"

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

All I can think of is the 'I'm gotta get me a Homer' chorus and Marge standing there fuming

It's in the Official Guide to our Favorite Family, if anyone can find theirs...

 

[King of England]

We can use the Net for this, right?

 

[Graeme the mad]

Nope, dont get it - hey can anyone explain my riddle and the answer?

 

[King of England]

Damnit, I can't find my 'The Simpsons Forever' book. The words to the song are 'somewhere in the back'.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Lurleen: Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart,
When the coach called me up to the plate,
I'd been swingin', and missin', at lovin' and kissin',
My average was point double oh eight.

So I spit on my hands, knocked the dirt from my spikes,
And pointed right towards centre field,
This time I'm hitting a home run,
This time the love is for real.

I'll slide... I'll steal... I'll sacrifice
A lovin' fly for you,
I been slumping all season but now I found a reason,
I struck on a love that is true.

I used to play the field,
I used to be a roamer,
But the season's turning 'round for me now,
I finally bagged me a homer.

That's right, I finally bagged me a Homer.

New question to follow.......

 

[duke o' york]

Well done Hippo. I watched that one episode so often when I was in France that I knew all the words and used to walk round humming it. Sad! I also had the Flaming Moe episode but didn't sing the song from Cheers.
Since no-one has even bothered with the first part of my question, here's the answer: Homer wants to watch Look Who's Oinking, but they end up at The Stockholm Affair.

 

[duke o' york]

"Hippo! Hippo!"
I give up, I've looked everywhere and can't find you. Besides, I'm bored of hide and seek (these are not two special resource squares btw) - you win! Where are you?

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Hide and seek are a deadly pair best suited to SSC's

Okay, um...Where had the Simpson family won another trip to when they ended up riding the rails and listening to that cool stabbin' hobo? Kind of lame, but I'm pressed for brain space at the moment....

 

[King of England]

Man, this question's easy.

It's Delaware.

OK, what were the Homer's potential targets when he was waiting for his gun in 'The Cartridge Family'?

 

[duke o' york]

(and not in order either)
Patti and Selma on a tandem,
A delivery lorry with a target on the side,
Some ducks flying past,
A row of rabbits bouncing along.

I remember the ducks but I'm not sure if they were flying.
Oh God, yeah - Flanders on a sit down mower - twice!

 

[King of England]

That's about it.

"Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel, and the electric eel."

Damn straight.


:slay:

 

[duke o' york]

When Homer is trying to gain 61 pounds so that he can work at home, what are the different food groups on the chart Dr Nick shows him? And for bonus points, give examples of each type.

Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?
Dr. Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with
bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew
bacon, heh...
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
too? And remember, if you're not sure about something,
rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear,
it's your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!

 

[Kev]

OK, there were the whipped, the congealed and the chocotastic.

They were the "neglected" food groups.

I just can't remember the examples. I remember that if you were to rub the "proper" food against paper it would turn clear (as with the fish sandwich in the fast food place).

Homer: "I don't think I'll be able to finish this Sundae"
Bart: "Eat AROUND the banana, Dad. It's only empty vitamins"