Butterball
Bear
TO: CNO
FM: Ens BB
SUBJ: Fleet Designation
Recommend CINCARSE West.
FM: Ens BB
SUBJ: Fleet Designation
Recommend CINCARSE West.
Department of Naval Operations
- Thread starter Admiral Kutzov
- Start date
gmaharriet
Ancient Crone
Butterball said:
If ya got a "west" ARSE, ya gotta have an "east" one as well, or else they might float with a list to port.OK, I don't know much about boats, but it just brought up a mental pic.
Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
yes we will definitely have dueling CINC A.R.S.Es
gmaharriet said:
OK, I don't know much about boats, but it just brought up a mental pic.
As whomp would say, I love you guys.I think if we wuold compare the fun ratios in the various team threads I would have to bet we lead the pack.
"One man's spam is another (wo)man's ham"
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
I think our west ARSE is circumnavigating and could very well become a east ARSE shortly.
gmaharriet
Ancient Crone
Sounds like a drunken walk/float to me. Right in character for our gang of idiots. 
Butterball
Bear
wotta'ya do wi a drunken sailor, earliiii n tha mornin?
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Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
It appears that our northern coastline and TNT's northern coastline are identical. We may be able to infer several things about the other continent.
barbslinger
Gun blast'n shot drinker
Once gallics come available well a little beyond, I suggest parking multiple A.R.S,E's along our wine country for an invasion. Minimum of 20 gallics and then submission from TNT. We will still be the leaders, Watch and make sure the MIA backside is covered and attack TNT. It is a one turn crossing. Plus I still want the pryamids.
Kickbooti
Ecclesia Militans
@Barb
"Gimme 20 GS, plus an MIA blocking force. I want galleys, more galleys. And build the pyramids while your at it!"
Reading your post, looking at your avatar and imagining a Gunnary Sgt. Hartman voice all combined to remind me of my boss during high school.
We definately have the best team; perfect mix of butt-kickers and bean-counters held together with the cement of affable idiocy.
TNT has no chance. None whatsoever.
"Gimme 20 GS, plus an MIA blocking force. I want galleys, more galleys. And build the pyramids while your at it!"
Reading your post, looking at your avatar and imagining a Gunnary Sgt. Hartman voice all combined to remind me of my boss during high school.
We definately have the best team; perfect mix of butt-kickers and bean-counters held together with the cement of affable idiocy.
TNT has no chance. None whatsoever.
Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
To: POTKISS, JCOS Bugs
From: CNO
Re: Intercontinental Idiocy, 'slinger option alpha
Research group twit tank has developed another option. Upon establishment of a city on the other side of the channel, we really only need 2 galleys for ferry duty
From: CNO
Re: Intercontinental Idiocy, 'slinger option alpha
Research group twit tank has developed another option. Upon establishment of a city on the other side of the channel, we really only need 2 galleys for ferry duty
With a little base to stack units in, we can stock up and then send out the stack of doom.
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
We'll need to make founding those two cities a priority. I'll bring it up in the main iea thread.
Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
To: JCOS Bugs
From: CNO AK
Subject: Secret Weapons
We here in the rolling hills of old Latrobe are pleased to announce the release of a new weapon in the war against the evil empire (TNT). After extensive testing in the glass lined tanks, we offer this premium new weapon as a tribute to the good taste of team KISS.
First to summarize. Development began with ingestion of several cases of 'pony' bottles of rolling rock fire water. This lead to experimentation with the geometric potentials of a barbaric game called "pool"
The barbs of the other continent have apparently developed some sort of mythology based on the evil qualities of the TNT empire. They have apparently had some success in their guerilla operations and have obtained the head of the <censored by rik for my own good> and his cohorts. These are quite sophisticated barbs that actually developed an entertaining game with the heads. The heads are placed in proximity to each other and then one strikes the head of <censored by rik for my own good> very hard to break up the other heads. The one who gets the most skulls in the nearby caves wins.
After missing several shots towards the caves, igor let lose a profundity (or was it a profanity?), and dropped an F bomb. Judging by the response of the other participants (several ears turned red and fell off), this was determined to be an effective weapon of limited utility. The shaman have determined (after multiple sacrifices) that the rik and the GA and the regent, do not look kindly upon such weapons and will use their godlike powers to punish the rash user of such an F bomb.
Therefore, we have a powerful weapon of limited utility.
Please advise when you wish to employ this weapon. Igor will thenceforce be on siesta. happy trails.
To: <censored by rik for my own good> <censored>
Igor charges yet another windmill.
From: CNO AK
Subject: Secret Weapons
We here in the rolling hills of old Latrobe are pleased to announce the release of a new weapon in the war against the evil empire (TNT). After extensive testing in the glass lined tanks, we offer this premium new weapon as a tribute to the good taste of team KISS.
First to summarize. Development began with ingestion of several cases of 'pony' bottles of rolling rock fire water. This lead to experimentation with the geometric potentials of a barbaric game called "pool"
The barbs of the other continent have apparently developed some sort of mythology based on the evil qualities of the TNT empire. They have apparently had some success in their guerilla operations and have obtained the head of the <censored by rik for my own good> and his cohorts. These are quite sophisticated barbs that actually developed an entertaining game with the heads. The heads are placed in proximity to each other and then one strikes the head of <censored by rik for my own good> very hard to break up the other heads. The one who gets the most skulls in the nearby caves wins.
After missing several shots towards the caves, igor let lose a profundity (or was it a profanity?), and dropped an F bomb. Judging by the response of the other participants (several ears turned red and fell off), this was determined to be an effective weapon of limited utility. The shaman have determined (after multiple sacrifices) that the rik and the GA and the regent, do not look kindly upon such weapons and will use their godlike powers to punish the rash user of such an F bomb.
Therefore, we have a powerful weapon of limited utility.
Please advise when you wish to employ this weapon. Igor will thenceforce be on siesta. happy trails.
To: <censored by rik for my own good> <censored>
Igor charges yet another windmill.
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
Roger that Admiral! We'll keep that secret weapon for an extremis situation.
Beorn-eL-Feared
Idiot riding pedals
I was just wondering what the old sailors would say about the investigation or not of this possible sea space south:
barbslinger
Gun blast'n shot drinker
Zero - To close to the arctic.Beorn-eL-Feared said:I was just wondering what the old sailors would say about the investigation or not of this possible sea space south:
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IroquoisPlisken
Brigadier Idiot
I doubt it's anything. Probably just a couple coast tiles left there by Rik, either intentionally or unintentionally.
Still, might as well look.
Still, might as well look.
Kickbooti
Ecclesia Militans
Could we get navy to burn some fuel and head over to MIA-land? Maybe a boat could cut down the work needed to be done by horsies...
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
Concur with Slinger, we don't need to head south. Let's get over to Greece for more intel.
