Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
Got this from fe when I came into work this morning
I love the way they call me Mr. Rower. Don't they know that's my dad
fe3333au said:Dear team KISS
We have recently received a confusing and very disturbing PM from Tubby Rower that we sincerely hope does not represent the views of all KISSers. We are more than a bit taken aback by his accusations of backstabbing. We refer you to various chats with your citizens and particularly to your official correspondence of January 4, 2006:
Dear Friends of the Green Continent
We have recieved your proposal regarding the trade for Republic, the quest for knowledge of Construction and the wish for peace.
Our teams have, since the dawn of the World of Meleet, had a very pleasant and beneficial relationship. A relationship that has been built on trust and honour. We've had, and still have, the possibility to gaze over the vast ocean and behold the misery created by aggression and feeble minds. We assume neither MIA, nor KISS, would want any of that on our prosperous continent. We also have arranged co-operation in science that are soon to pay off to our mutual benefit.
We regard the deal for Republic a grand finale of the above mentioned partnership and, thus, an end of previous made agreements. We would like to maintain a friendly relationship, but also to make way for each team to stand on their own when they decide to. Therefore, the proposed agreement sent by MIA will not be signed by KISS.
If MIA feels this stance makes the deal for Republic impossible to carry through, please notify us.
Best Regards
Team KISS
(emphasis added)
Now the treaty explicitly forbids withdrawing from the peace portion of our agreement until 10 turns after Republic has been discovered, which you numerous times agreed to uphold, but you made clear that the trading clauses of the treaty were no longer in effect.
We trust that this satisfies Mr. Rower's request for an explanation. Despite TNT's clumsy attempts to create mistrust, MIA has no desire for a mutually destructive war, and we are still looking forward to discussing cooperation for our mutual benefit in the future. Rest asured that TNT will be sent a stern diplomatic letter which will strongly express our outrage in their amateurish attempt to spread disquiet and unrest on our peacefull shores. We are still reeling from this revelation and can only conclude that TNT have their own reasons to goad us into conflict and perhaps wish to see us distracted, after all is there not talk of peace on Battle Island![]()
I reiterate again, as mentioned to Whomp in our last chat, we seek peace nothing else and we extend an open invitation to trade your wines for our ivory. Unfortunately, with regards to your request to be given Construction, this cannot be done as we have given our word in agreement with TNT, a clause don't forget, that would have been in place had you been successful in your bid as well.
I trust that this has answered all your questions and am available to discuss this matter if desired ... My hope, that peace will continue on our shores.
Yours sincerely
Feaurius III
Foreign Minister MIA
I love the way they call me Mr. Rower. Don't they know that's my dad
