Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
MAybe ask Gen W. to forward them since they are already drafted???
Diplo for MIA
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Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
just in .I will affix the seal of PTOKISS and hurry off by carry carrion back to MIA and the admins. So we are a go with the TNT plan 
peter grimes said:Our 1000 Monkey randomly pecking at 1000 typewriters for 1000 years have finally completed a Magnum Opus!
Behold the Treaty of 1000 Monkeya!
Please affix your seal, and send it back to mtdgmia@gmail.com
Daghdha
Absent Minded
Very nice, I got the panic feeling TNT's offer was a probe to check out our standing and maybe alert MIA that we have a monkey up our sleeve. Looks like that's not the case.
Sign, seal and deliver, Baby they're ours
Sign, seal and deliver, Baby they're ours
Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
The documents have been reviewed, signed, and sent to fe, peter, regent, ginger. What I sent is in the sent folder in our gmail account as well.
...And potentially we hope on the holiest of all Meleetian days, a day for fools, thunder roared and lightning struck upon the explosive ones. What General W called Battle Island is over. I expect that the Battle of the century is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Meleetian civilization. Upon it depends our own Simpleton life, and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
Dinsog knows that he will have to break us on this continent or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all the worlds may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the Donuts, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted scientific civilizations.
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the Celtic Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'
The Words at War Speech POTKISS Winston Whomp
Dinsog knows that he will have to break us on this continent or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all the worlds may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the Donuts, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted scientific civilizations.
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the Celtic Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'
The Words at War Speech POTKISS Winston Whomp
Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
Butterball
Bear
Sound General Quarters!!! Man your battle stations!!! Woop! Woop! Woop!
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Daghdha
Absent Minded
HEAR, HEAR
scoutsout
Minstrel Boy
Dang Whomp...that was inspirational! That duty bit was almost enough to make me want to play this next turn sober.Whomp said:
Almost.
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
Commander Bugs, ready for launch. Armament includes two Special Weapons, four MK-46 torps, four Tomahawks, and a dozen Air Force prepared box lunches. 
Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
can me and igor have the lunches?
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
Just save the hard-boiled eggs out of them. If you throw them out the door of your plane, they have been known to sink small vessels.
scoutsout
Minstrel Boy
This is the latest in the turntracker:
We need to keep 'nuts and MIA on the sidelines. I am sure TNT is pulling out all diplomatic stops to get some help. I say we could offer Engineering to MIA to stay out of this war.
"We are your friends, and we will reward you for honoring our treaty. Engineering for neutrality."
...or something like that. It's an option. Similar post in 'nuts diplo thread a moment ago.
We need to keep our friends close...and our enemies closer. Considering the fact that our 'friends' will eventually be our enemies...donsig said:
We need to keep 'nuts and MIA on the sidelines. I am sure TNT is pulling out all diplomatic stops to get some help. I say we could offer Engineering to MIA to stay out of this war.
"We are your friends, and we will reward you for honoring our treaty. Engineering for neutrality."
...or something like that. It's an option. Similar post in 'nuts diplo thread a moment ago.
Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
We want to give them a MA tech that they haven't started researching just for honoring their treaty???
I say no to that. If they want to ruin their rep by attacking us, I think that we could get the Nuts into the mix just as easy by telling them that we have already given them 4 techs with nothing as of yet in return. and that all discrepancy will be forgiven by them attacking MIA
I say no to that. If they want to ruin their rep by attacking us, I think that we could get the Nuts into the mix just as easy by telling them that we have already given them 4 techs with nothing as of yet in return. and that all discrepancy will be forgiven by them attacking MIA
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
Maybe we tell MIA that they might want to get into the action of carving up TNT-land early. They can get in now and get a goodly share of the loot... err, cities. Or they could come in later and get the leftovers. They wouldn't want us to get too big of a lead land-wise. Maybe suggest that they land on the opposite shore and present TNT with a two-front war.
Kickbooti
Ecclesia Militans
I say play it cool with MIA for now. We have signed the treaty, and I'm sure in retrospect our eagerness to do so will be apparent now that we have begun our police action. But I agree with Bugsy that their unit mix will surely weigh to the defensive, and fighting through jungle is no mean feat.
Besides, at present, we are barely engaged AND have the naval forces to transport a midling SoD to MIA's coast. I don't think they want a peice of this yet.
Again, I say wait with MIA. Perhaps Tubs or Whomp could try to catch Fe on-line. If we want a reproachement with MIA, I say look for some trade.
Besides, at present, we are barely engaged AND have the naval forces to transport a midling SoD to MIA's coast. I don't think they want a peice of this yet.
Again, I say wait with MIA. Perhaps Tubs or Whomp could try to catch Fe on-line. If we want a reproachement with MIA, I say look for some trade.
Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
I'm with Crakie... It's on the same level of conceding when we were in negoriations for the non-aggression pact. If you appear weak they will attack. I think that we should presume the "aloof but not too put off" stance.
Daghdha
Absent Minded
Whomp has sent message to both Nutters and MIA to join if they like so the invite is already out there. Me, I think we can do all the damage to TNT by ourselves if we wanna. I would like to see us getting enough tiles over there so that we can win by domination if we whack MIA.
Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
Might be fun to watch the nutters. The greeks probably don't have the navy to join in. Though getting their GA out of the way might be a good idea.
