Diss thread

[LLXerxes]

I have these friends, and they keep dissing me on the bus. I wish to hear some disses I can use on them.
For those who don't know what a diss is, it is a burn, zing, or any ohter word for insult.
Thank you!

 

[WillJ]

Here you go: http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/

 

[cgannon64]

Any physical or personality attributes we can work with?

 

[polymath]

Ask 'em if they would rather be stupider than they looked, or look more stupid than they are.

 

[MrRats]

When they dis you, go: What!!?? I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!! Hmm.. mabye I should learn stupid as a second language!

 

[LLXerxes]

Any physical or personality attributes we can work with?

Uh... there are some personal ones.
One thing we do is say they like a certain, *cough*slut*cough* in our class.
ANd ugly, fat, stupid, so on
EDIT: I got one too:
I'd try to see this your way, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass!
Shut up! If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart!

 

[nonconformist]

Ask them how much they value their house.

 

[lbhhh]

Next time they say something you could answer with:
"Sometimes it's wiser to say nothing and look like an idiot than open your mouth and prove you are one."

 

[ybbor]

that little electric toothbrush is for your teeth, not your hair

 

[LLXerxes]

I'm not sure they're smart enough to understand them, :shakehead but that makes it even better!

 

[Yaniv]

Just stick with the F' word.

I don't.

 

[Ballazic]

Just tell them your are rubber and they are glue

 

[CivCube]

Just tell them your are rubber and they are glue

Fool! You insult like a dairy farmer!

 

[LLXerxes]

Fool! You insult like a dairy farmer!

Hey! That's a good one!

 

[shadowdude]

Tell him he looks like michael jackson(thats the best insult)

 

[Ballazic]

Tell him his mom looks like michael jackson.

 

[shadowdude]

Tell him his mom looks like michael jackson.

Wow thats an even better diss

 

[Perfection]

Take out your phone put it up to your ear, and say, "Mr. T just called. Apparently you're a fool"

 

[Ballazic]

I know that rubber glue thing was my idea of annoying spam. Actually i am pretty good at dissing people.

 

[LLXerxes]

I know that rubber glue thing was my idea of annoying spam. Actually i am pretty good at dissing people.

So's my friend.
]Any more?