Do you wash your hands every time you pee?

Do you wash your hands everytime you pee?

  • Of course I do you filthy Dutchman! Its basic sanitation!

    Votes: 39 61.9%

  • No that's absurd if its good enough for Churchill its good enough for me

    Votes: 10 15.9%

  • I enjoy pissing on my hands becuase I am German

    Votes: 7 11.1%

  • I sometimes wash and sometimes don't wash

    Votes: 7 11.1%
  • Total voters
    63
Yes, and then I turn the light on and off seventeen times or else my family will die.
 
:lol:

I don't quite know what to say to that. But I see the point you're making.
 
Unless you live totally alone, and use only your own bathroom and toileting facilities, it might be a good idea to wash your hands because other people might not. So, you could pick up germs simply by flushing the toilet. Or am I getting confused now?

Shouldn't you wash your hands before flushing? Otherwise you contaminate the flushing lever, or whatever.

And remember to lower the seat before you flush, else you cause a germ-laden aerosol to fill the entire bathroom.

(See how easy it is to catch OCD?)

OK. How many people wash their backsides after a number 2? Let's get down to the nitty gritty.
 
OK. How many people wash their backsides after a number 2? Let's get down to the nitty gritty.
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You're cutting it too close when your hands are down there, toilet paper can only insulate so much.

Who pisses in the shower?
 
I agree about washing your hands after a number 2*. But the use of a bidet isn't widespread. And I'm asking about the backside, which you seem to have missed.

*It's incidentally a big issue in the 3rd world, where childhood diarrhea is a major killer. (I have heard)
 
Wash it? What with like soap and water?

If you're going to do that might as well shower.
 
I take a long hard look at the facilities and then decide what is is more likely to leave me less sanitary. Many gas stations and rest stops don't pass inspection while traveling.

If I am preparing food or similar function 100%
 
ace99 said:
Wash it? What with like soap and water?

If you're going to do that might as well shower.
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I suspect washing the whole body might be going over the top. And yes, soap and water is the general idea. It surprises me how many, otherwise clean, people simply don't bother. Though there's a move towards it with wet wipes, and the like.
 
Seems kind of messy. Where would you do it? In the bathtub? Would you ever touch that soap again? Gross.
 
:lol:

You mean you've never washed your backside after going to the toilet? Plainly not. Since you've no idea how to accomplish the task.

And yet you always, always wash your hands? This is hilarious.

I bet you'd wash your feet in a bidet.
 
I'm perplexed. Do you have video or a diagram?

The first time I ever saw a bidet was in a hotel in Dubai. Strange.

In the short time since Pope Francis became leader of the Catholic Church, his every move has been scrutinized for signs of what his plans could be for his rule. And while his focus on austerity and the world’s poor has excited many who thought the Church was too out of touch with reality, traditionalist Catholics have been devastated. Francis’ decision to wash the feet of two girls, including a Muslim, during a traditional Holy Thursday ritual “has become something of the final straw,” writes the Associated Press. For traditionalists, it was a clear sign that Francis has no intention of continuing Benedict XVI's efforts to roll back reforms that were brought in after Vatican II.

The Thursday incident is seen as particularly serious because Francis flouted Church law when he washed the feet of the two girls. The traditional foot-washing ceremony reenacts the way Jesus washed the feet of his 12 apostles during the Last Supper, and the Church has long said women can’t participate because the apostles were all men. Some were quick to question whether the move could be seen as the first step in opening up the Church to women’s ordination, although the Vatican has cautioned against reading too much into every little move. Yet there is no getting around the fact that until Francis, no pope had ever washed the feet of a woman, or a Muslim for that matter, on Holy Thursday, notes the Wall Street Journal.

The pope washed the feet of two Muslim teenagers Thursday—a boy and a girl—in a move that observers quickly said could mark the beginning of an openness toward the Muslim world that could change how the Vatican is perceived, points out the AFP.

Just how much Francis plans to change in the Vatican should start becoming clearer after Easter Sunday, when he will begin naming top officials.
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http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slat..._traditionalists_livid_at_pope_foot_wash.html
 
... I don't know what my alter ego is posting. Something about Muslim foot washing, but I'm not sure how that relates to whether you wash your hands after you take a whiz.
 
Do you shake a lot of hands in your job?

Edit: Why am I asking myself that?
 
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