Do you wash your hands every time you pee?

Do you wash your hands everytime you pee?

  • Of course I do you filthy Dutchman! Its basic sanitation!

    Votes: 39 61.9%

  • No that's absurd if its good enough for Churchill its good enough for me

    Votes: 10 15.9%

  • I enjoy pissing on my hands becuase I am German

    Votes: 7 11.1%

  • I sometimes wash and sometimes don't wash

    Votes: 7 11.1%
  • Total voters
    63
If I have dirty hands wash before having a pee.

If I am going to get my hands dirty again do not wash after.
 
Are you serious?

It is possible to be overconcerned with hygiene. A young girl near me actually managed to kill herself with obsessive washing.
 
dutchfire said:
Yeah, there's this famous story about this boy who saved the country by putting his dick in a dyke. Of course, the children's version is different.
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The US version is different
 
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.
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Does anyone here actually think this is witty? Seriously, I'd like to know. It's like telling someone washing their hands after handling a few agar plates that "at [institution] they taught us not to inspect the bacterial colonies by touching them." Is prophylaxis such a difficult concept to handle?

Anyway, to answer the thread's question, I always do so in public but I don't see the need to do so at home.
 
No. It's not that witty. It's just Churchill. He was a flawed character in very many ways. Not all of them his own fault.

But fresh urine is not particularly harmful. It soon becomes so on exposure to air, though.
 
This thread is spot on considering it is avatar change week.
 
Borachio said:
And that's why he was very, very drunk?
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:lol: So its Jollyroger's fault Churchill was such a drunkard? Better be quicker with your deliveries then JR
 
Borachio said:
But fresh urine is not particularly harmful. It soon becomes so on exposure to air, though.
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Well, it sure explains why the seas of old (and still fluid/gooy) piss in the disgusting "world of piss/crap/<random color> slime" dreams I have once in a while is always instantly fatal, forcing my dreamself to navigate extremely carefully the islands of floor/carpet/ground in these disgusting inch-deep seas.

Then again, the seas of poo or slime-of-random-color (usually green) are also instantly fatal, so take your pick. :p

And yes, I always wash my hands. It's just common sense, really. :p
 
You know this one time I had to wash my hands in my own pee. Happens when its cold and you are out and about. You can wipe them in the snow but I didn't bother. Too damn cold.
 
I work in a library, ever touching items touched by 200+ other people, so I'm sanitizing and washing my hands constantly. I put OCD Muslim germophobes to shame with my hand-cleaning.
 
I didnt used to but now I do. It started after I had raging diarrhea last fall and I couldn't tell what was exactly coming out. Now its become habit.
 
I always wash my hands.

Granted, I'm a mild germophobe (I am scared of germs but not enough to scream my head off if I were stuck in a third-world village)
 
I wash my hands out of having* habit, but I'm not really even slightly afraid of germs. Of course I get sick for a day about once every four years so maybe that contributes to my lack of fear of germs. They just don't have a track record against me.

What routinely makes me sick, however, is my inability to control myself whenever I buy/get a canister of wasabi peas.

*I swear, my brain does that funny "autocorrect" thing people always complain about on smartphones and such except entirely with my brain. I'm one of those "techno-dinosaur" people who has a regular 'dumb' phone and a blazing fast desktop so I guess I gotta get my autocorrect lulz somewhere.
 
"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
 
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