Dr. Leo Spaceman: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Lynch the Bomb [mini-mafia]

[JohannaK]

Nothing happened to me tonight. Or yesterday. And I just don't know what to do.

 

[Riedquat]

Scummy, I know, but also felt that pointing out my mistake would have been sorta suspicious too. For what it's worth, it was a good point, comrade.

Clarifying the point was going to be suspicious then and not now? It doesn't smell right...

Nothing happened to me tonight. Or yesterday. And I just don't know what to do.

What to do about what exactly? I do not follow...

 

[SamSniped]

Clarifying the point was going to be suspicious then and not now? It doesn't smell right...

It wouldn't smell right in any situation. Admittedly bad timing explaining it now, but working towards the glory of the proletariat* meant I lacked the time to properly explain my thought process when I suggested that Martin could have been one of the capitalist pigs within our ranks.

I think the most pressing concern besides our next vote is what to do with those Launch Codes...who among us is the most dedicated and loyal to Mother Russia, and who can we trust with such immense power?


(* I was working for a majority of the day phase IRL)

 

[JohannaK]

Clearly bladescape and MartinLuther have proven to be loyat to the Motherland. Unfortunately they are ineligible.

 

[Riedquat]

Bah... that is simple, Vote Nuclear Launch codes: Riedquat

 

[Takhisis]

So, once again I have been attacked at night and saved by our Comrade, the Doctor. codes to Comrade Takhisis.

vote: comrade classical_hero, you are lurking too much.

 

[JohannaK]

JohannaK is obviously the best candidate to hold the Launch Codes. At least they'll give some meaning to my existence.

 

[Takhisis]

If your existence is meaningless, then why keep it? At least do something useful, Comrade, and try to find the scum.

 

[SamSniped]

So, once again I have been attacked at night and saved by our Comrade, the Doctor. codes to Comrade Takhisis.

vote: comrade classical_hero, you are lurking too much.

Attacked? Comrade, you should have shared this news earlier. I know that criminals are afoot in the night, but now we must be ever-vigilant with who we give the codes to. Do you have any more information on the attacks?

Also, Vote: Comrade JohannaK, your life is never meaningless if you are part of the Glorious Revolution. I am suspicious that you would try to play off such an excuse to undertake the honor of Holder of the Codes. I would like to nominate myself, SamSniped, as the comrade to hold the codes, as I can promise that they will never fall into the wrong hands, for I can survive whatever the capitalist pigs throw at me.

 

[Takhisis]

All the information I have on these attacks is that I would have died without the protection, Comrade Sniped, but that's about it.

 

[JohannaK]

Oh My Gorbachev, U Suck SamSniped

 

[SamSniped]

It's better than nothing, at least, Comrade Takhisis. I guess we can assume that the capitalist pigs who plague our nation cannot bypass any protection?

 

[Takhisis]

Oh My God You Suck Harder, vote: Comrade JohannaK (unvote:classical_hero)! You are using name of Prime Minister who in alternate continuity known generally as Real Lyfe managed to destroy Soviet Union! You are traitor glasnostchik!

 

[JohannaK]

WHAT OTHER SOVIET LEADER HAS A NAME BEGINNING WITH G, EH?

 

[JohannaK]

Anyway, don't lynch me, I'm vanilla, but if you do I can't blame you.

 

[Takhisis]

Better to lynch vanilal without codes than any potentially powerful player with roles, I'd say, Comrade.

 

[JohannaK]

Definitely. Even better to lynch mafiosi, though, which is supposedly the aim of this game.

 

[Takhisis]

Mafiyosi, in any case, you silly revisionist!

 

[spaceman98]

Votes locked update pending

 

[Riedquat]

Oops busy day....