Dreams, what have you dreamed about to prove your insanity?

[Bluemofia]

Of course it's ok. You didn't mention anything obscene in gross detail.

 

[Sashie VII]

Forgot (almost) about this.

A couple of weeks ago IIRC, I had this dream in a state of half-asleep, half-awake kinda thing. I woke up earlier at 4.00 am, then went back to sleep and had this dream: I was walking in my hometown, when a guy touches my shoulder and looks into my eyes when I stop and turn around to see what it was. When we locked eyes, I felt weird, that was the moment I suddenly became aware of my "real-world" orientation (I realized it was a dream, felt my bed and all but still see the dream as vividly). His gaze became more intense and I woke up sitting. It was 6.00 am, and I actually wanted to get up at around that time before I went to sleep.

Feels like the dream was specifically meant to wake me up.

 

[The Last Conformist]

I hope this is okay...

It was over two years ago a day before christmas, and I had just read an article about Meiwes, the german cannibal. I can't think of much else that disgusts me more than what he did, but I still can't keep myself from reading these kind of articles. It sure came back to bite me in the dream I had that night though. I dreamed the same thing happened as he did, only I was Meiwes and the victim was the Swedish king. Haunted me for months, and ruined my christmas. The pictures from the dream popped up in my head about every ten minutes for a week

Forgive me, but


The night to today, I dreamt I was walking from work* to a train station to take me home, and the way from work to the station was somehow parallel to an olympic downhill race piste. Even weirder, a girl, who looked almost, but not quite, like Avril Lavigne, starting skiing down the piste as I started walking, and, going much faster than me, arrived at the station just as I did. Once there she took off her skis and looked to me as if she'd say something, but then I woke up.


* In the waking world, I'm still a student.

 

[Sashie VII]

The night to today, I dreamt I was walking from work* to a train station to take me home, and the way from work to the station was somehow parallel to an olympic downhill race piste. Even weirder, a girl, who looked almost, but not quite, like Avril Lavigne, starting skiing down the piste as I started walking, and, going much faster than me, arrived at the station just as I did. Once there she took off her skis and looked to me as if she'd say something, but then I woke up.

You know, I find that dream weird, but makes no sense to me..

 

[Mr. Dictator]

a couple of days ago i had a dream i was sitting in a tavern (ye olde schoole Britishe kinde) and i was talking to this girl named asia. suddenly a perfectly proportionate elf threw a wooden doll at asia and started coming on to her. then my dream went into introspective mode and a voice said, "Now that Asia was no longer a nun, andrew realized that she wasnt just a beautiful fruit, but one that could be picked"

so im already confused by this point but it gets better

after that i confess my undying love for this girl in a tavern and she says shes set to marry Lord Roy. this angers both of us and i ask her if there's anyway to get around it. she says that maybe we could summon the faery princess to grant us a wish. she proceedes to summon the faery and it almost looked like a summon in a video game like Kingdom Hearts or FF. the princess turns out to Princess Peach and it cuts to what i can only describe as a commercial break and a voice says "on the next chapter of [inaudible]"

heres the clincher though, it zooms out and you could see me and 2 or 3 of my friends, and apparently they where stoned out of their mind, laughing hysterically

does that make ME insane?

 

[Bluemofia]

Possibly... But I can make some sense of it. (but am I insane with my mushroom dream as evidence?)

 

[Colonel]

this was either saturday or sundays dream but I was in my fifth hour class and I start out in a first person view with everyone staring at me, then it switchs me to a third person view, almost like a fps game, and when I see myself I realise I am completely naked and no one else is. So I am sitting there for a prolonged period with everyone staring at me, and all the girls staring at my privates, then a principle walks in and gives my teacher some cloths to give to me, and I then have to stand up in front of everyone and get dressed. Then out of no where this girl tackles me and we start making out on the floor. Then I wake up

 

[Bluemofia]

Today's dream:

I was dreaming of some crazy thing first, something to do with Urban Dead, except that people and zombies have a skill to burn buildings, and they will stay on fire indefinetly, and every AP you use in the building would deal 5 damage.

And zombies were taking over everything. Caigar, Yagoton, everything. And burning everything too. So I was shooting them from another building (another update) with my pistols and shotguns, until I ran out of ammo. Then I continued with my knife stabbing the ones too close, and then zombies broke in to my building. So I ran to another, but that one was on fire, and had 10 zombies in it. So I was running around, and eventually got killed off by zombies.

Then I was suddenly in a LOTR/Eragon type situation, where an evil Nazi empire was hunting me, and I was constantly running around forests, rivers, medieval towns, etc. to get away from the Nazis. They shot a lot of arrows at me, and I engaged in sword fights with Nazis.

Then it got modernfied, where I was a Jewish Spy for the Allies, and was assassinating people in a German Military HQ with defective weapons. (pistols that shoot only half the time)

Then eventually, I was exposed, and had to run like crap. So I was running, running, running, and Nazi foot soldiers were just looking at me, until people told them that I was a spy. But I was long gone when they statrted to chase me, and I ran to the last place they would expect. Their Nazi-Dome, which is this giant sports dome, except the bathrooms were underground. And they had many many many stalls. So I hid there for about 3 hours, and then left carefully, now dressed like a buisness person.

Then I went to the Indian people's house which I was staying at, and basically it had been marked because Jews were living there. (They would raid when I wasn't there, so they found evidence of Jews living there, but no Jews) So I went to sleep in the closet, and somehow found a secret passage to another room, where I would sleep there. Then the next day, I would go out and look for stuff, but now I am a Jewish kid, and I am basically bullied at school. So I went to school, and kind of got made fun of a lot, and was very sad. Then I left school, and went on my way home. So, on my way home, somehow I became an adult again, and was sitting infront of a forest, eating a sandwitch. There was another spy with me. Then a Nazi patrol came, and recognized the spy, and started to yell at him. I turned my back to the Nazis, and continued eating while the Nazis were yelling at him. Then another spy from the forest told me that: "Since you have saved me so many times, and I have gotten you out of trouble so many times, we're about square". And the then tells me that I'm doing the right thing right now, and get ready to run like crap if the Nazis recognize me.

They did, so I began to run like crap down the path of the forest, with Nazis shooting arrows at me. (and calling Hitler the Emperor. "The Emperor would pay over 1,000,000 crowns [their currency] for him dead.") I was blocking it with a huge wooden shield, but they kept shooting.

Eventually I lost them via Nazi-dome bathroom again, except I went 1 level not far enough down, and wasn't in a Nazi bathroom. I was in somekind of underground Medieval castleside, with a minivan loaded with tomatoes, corn, etc. And then there was this Nazi officer, who looked a lot like a Roman officer, walking down towards the castle. So I hid in the minivan (it was reddish purple), since the trunk was open. And then I kind of stayed there for a while, when another person came along, some kind of overseer person, but he had like a million eyes on tentacles. The tentacles were comming out of his back, and they were impervious to pain. (he got some of them caught in a tree and ripped out) Then he was hovering around the minivan a bit too long, looking for me, until a guy called Mars came down, and started to talk to the overseer. Then the overseer started making remarks on how he knows exaclty where I am, and for me to come out. I didn't listen, and until the overseer got into a fight with Mars (quickly), I ran back to the Indian family where I slept.

It was marked even more, this time with yellow tape where they found traces of where I slept. So, I slept on a shelf in their closet, underneath clothes and crap. Then I woke up, and went to look for a better hiding place, and found another secret passage to a space under the floor. So, I then went to make a call on my cell phone to the Allies high command. Then I apparantly called Nazi High command on accident, so I had to run down to the Nazi-dome bathrooms agian, because they were tracing the call.

This time, I was not so lucky. I ran down to the Nazi bathrooms, and then hid in a stall. Then a Nazi person came, went in one of the stalls, and started to try to get me to reveal my location. Why he did that instead of searching all the stalls, I don't know, but he was trying to hack my brian like they did in the Matrix, but just by interrorgating me. Then someone else came, and distracted the guy long enough for me to escape, and run back to another Indian family where I went to live every once in a while. I gave them a bunch of sticks I suddenly magically had, (for some reason, they can sell sticks for a decent amout of money) and then went and found a passage in their closet to a deserted room, where I went to sleep.

Then I woke up, and now I had to decorate the room with a christmas reef, and then went outside, holding the old reef. I was a kid again, and there was a bully attacking me. So I chucked the reef at him, and he fell over. Then I ran to the train, where we were supposed to go on a field trip, but they left without me. Purposly. Then I went and hid behind a hill because Nazis were comming.

Then I woke up.

 

[puglover]

I had this really awesome dream that I told myself I HAD to remember.

I forgot it.

EDIT: I remember having one very elaborate dream, though, when I was little. Apparently this Persian prince was promised in marriage to the princess of a foreign country, but the woman's jealous mother wanted to kill the prince, and so tricked him into falling into a Coliseum-type arena to be devoured by a Siberian tiger. The princess can only watch as the prince pulls out his knife. Suddenly he turns into a tiger himself (probably by a potion of some kind). The evil queen isn't angry for some reason, perhaps knowing that the prince will die anyway. The tiger is surprised to see his prey turn into a strong foe, but attacks anyway.

Then I woke up.

 

[MjM]

I dont dream. Just sleep, then wake up.

 

[Bluemofia]

I had this really awesome dream that I told myself I HAD to remember.

I forgot it.

Next time you should keep a pad of paper next to your bed. Then you can write it down.

Or you can wake up, go on CFC and type it up immediatly.

 

[Neomega]

Last night I dreamt a wasp flew into my room, and then turned to a lizard, and then an iguana. I was quite fascinated, when my kitty came into the room, the iguana turend to a gray fluffy kitty for him to play with. My cat hid in the sink, full of water, with only his eyes and ears above water. I was shocked because my cat hates water, naturally.

Then the gray cat my cat was playing and hiding from, it's fur started to fall off, and it turned into a blue iguana. I ran to gt my camera to capture this, but when I got back, the iguana turned into a strange, incomprehensible contraption made by Legos. I was upset, but took the picture anyways.

I then went into the kitchen to tell my brother and sister, and they changed to babies, before my eyes I watched them rapidly decrease in age and turn to babies.

I don't usually have dreams like this, and was quite astonished when I woke up, because basically the dream just kept doing wierd things like this, and it was quite long, there were walls of tvs, a car that reconstructed itself after it's driver crashed it, and a kid holding a butterknife to my throat and asking me if I want to die.

 

[C~G]

Going through this thread and reading about other people's dreams has convinced me of one thing,
I'm exceptionally sane person in world of full of crazy people.

Even though I have had my share of strange dreams, one of them re-occurring in which I'm in warzone and the enemy is chasing me while I'm hiding.
Usually it involves lot of movement in water by swimming or by boat. Have absolutely no idea why. I hardly ever even swim.
But those dreams always do pump my heart out of it's place for sure. And they feel quite often more real than everyday life.
Must be the adrenaline rush. Or maybe I recall my past life?

 

[atreas]

I hardly ever remember any of the dreams I see - probably because I usually am too tired and sleep immediately and deeply. But I have more than my fair share of dream stories because I have my wife telling me all the (quite a few) dreams she sees. Here is one that is, at least in my eyes, interesting.

Last year there was an airplane crash in Athens. In the same day of the crash, my wife saw the following dream: a small girl came to her and asked from her to give her guidance. She told her she was a passenger of the airplane that crashed and also gave her name (an very uncommon Greek name) and also her age. My wife guided her to the place where she should go and that was that.

When she told me, in the next day, the dream I kept a notice of the name and age and tried to find more details. Still, the names weren't available yet (i.e. there was no chance for my wife to have heard the name in the news). Only a few days later the names were announced, and there was indeed a young girl of exactly that age and with that name in the plane crash...

 

[azzaman333]

I was at the back of my house, running away from something, and ran to my front door. There was a letterbox there which didnt exist in real life, and of came a swarm of bees or something similar, which had no tails/stingers but instead had long pointy noses. They all came out in a straight line, went up, and the first went straight into the concrete, causing it to crack, then the rest went straight into the one before's back, leaving a tower of beethings. Then i woke up.

 

[Bluemofia]

I just had a dream where I would only use the school rooftops to go from classroom to classroom. It was crazy.

 

[azzaman333]

I remember having a lot of dreams with fire. Including a dream where my room was on fire.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I've had lots of interesting dreams. One I had last night recreated Pickett's Charge at Gettysburg. Only since I know nothing of it, I made up my own version.

I had a view of it both as a participant and as watching it as though it were a huge computer strategy game. The Union forces were greatly outnumbered, and retreating up an enormous hill. A group of Confederates followed, with the bulk staying behind and the cavalry nowhere to be seen. (I had a conversation about the battle a few weeks ago with my father, who is the coolest, so I knew a little). But because there were some Confederates just below the Union position, the others couldn't bring their artillery to bear. Meanwhile, the Union soldiers were firing down on the OCnfederates on the hill (my musket had a laser targetter, by the way). And the Confederates couldn't get past the Union barricade because it was locked. You see, the Union soldiers, coming from high-crime areas like Boston, were used to locking their doors, and carried keys with them, while the Confederates, coming from places like Memphis, where everyone kept their doors unlocked, had no keys. So the Union soldiers (myself included) inflicted a massive beatdown. I remember thinking that if the rest of the Confederates had the sense to go up the side of the hill to flank the Union army, we would have been screwed.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I have never had a real nightmare. But when I was a kid I had many dreams about tornadoes hitting our house (we lived in western NY, so no danger). This is probably because my favorite book was about a small town in Nebraska hit by tornadoes one night, called "Night of the Twisters".

Now I have common dreams about losing teeth. Sometimes they have interesting positions in my mouth, like right under my tongue. In real life I have never had any cavities.

Another dream I had while young involved a "ghost detector". It was a piece of mesh that if you held it in front of someone would reveal if they were a ghost or not. I held it up to my best friend's younger brother and lo and behold, he was a ghost. Since that dream, every time I am alone at night and taking off or putting on a shirt, I close my eyes to avoid seeing anything unpleasant. It has become a habit.

 

[puglover]

Their Nazi-Dome, which is this giant sports dome, except the bathrooms were underground.

Bluemofia has problems.