Crowpocalyptic1
Warlord
A man and his buddy are headed home from a party after drinking quite a bit. The driver's swerving in and out of his lane, as he's quite inebriated. Next thing he knows, there's flashing lights behind him, and he get's pulled over.
Thinking quickly, the driver tells the passenger to give him the beer bottle that he had just finished and tossed on the floor.
A few moments later, the police officer is at the window and asks the driver, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
The driver looks at him as seriously as possible, lifts up his left sleeve, revealing a beer label stuck to his arm, and says "No, sir! I'm on the patch!"
Thinking quickly, the driver tells the passenger to give him the beer bottle that he had just finished and tossed on the floor.
A few moments later, the police officer is at the window and asks the driver, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
The driver looks at him as seriously as possible, lifts up his left sleeve, revealing a beer label stuck to his arm, and says "No, sir! I'm on the patch!"
