Dumb Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Your Nose Bleed

[Narnia]

Isn't that a car? As in: "I drove that Lincoln right through Church Hill and into Hyena Carpark"?

yes, but in this case it is refering to the very famous former President of the USA

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Mansa Musa

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Mansa Musa is the first to discover Liberalism!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Mansa Musa has Circumnavigated the Globe!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hi, I'm Shaka. I have a permanent alliance with Genghis and we just peacevassalled Mansa Musa, who was way ahead of us in tech.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hannibal.

Hannibal who?

Hello, Clarice...

/s'all I got...

 

[username804]

Hmm ... I should play an unrestricted leaders game ... with all rival civs led by Shaka.

I'd like to know what happens

I've done that in a small map and it's pretty funny until they vassal each other

Be Boudicca of Rome if you're going to do that

 

[Psyringe]

yes, but in this case it is refering to the very famous former President of the USA

At least one of us has a malfunctioning sarcasm detector.

 

[Tasunke]

-Knock Knock
-Who'sThere?
-Whashington
-Whasington Who?
-Whashington with HEREDITARY RULE!!!

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Knock knock

who's there?

Shaka

oh boy...

knock knock

who's there?

Monty

oh my gosh...

knock knock

who's there?

Gengi-

*closes game*

You forgot to add Napolon, Ceser, and Alexander.

 

[Creatureboy11]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your girlfriend...
OH, Boudica! *opens door*
No, my name is [insert girlfriend's name here]! *Beats you up*

 

[Bushface]

Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Catherine.
(opens door)
Glad to see you ! But you've probably noticed already . . .

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Why? Have you got a treaty in your pocket?

 

[Kehgrehdid]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Washington.

Washington who?

Washing tons of your laundry and doing whatever else you need, for only a few lux resources and a common religion.

 

[Dumanios]

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Isabella.

Isabella who?

Are you Buddhist?

Oh Crap!

 

[Creatureboy11]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monty
*gulps*
Knock Knock
Who's there this time?
Napoleon
...boy...
Knock Knock
Now what?
I am Alexander of the Mighty Greeks.
...dang...
Knock Knock
Now who?
Isabella; are you Buddhist?
...s***...
Knock Knock
(Thinks to self- Please let it be Boudica...)
I'm Sha-
NO SHAKA!
MY name is Shannon; wierdo.

 

[duckstab]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Philip Glass