DwarfNES II: Exiled to the Jungle

[Daftpanzer]

This is madness!

Daftpanzer - Animal Trapper/Care Taker/Trainer

I want to take care of all the animals of the jungle. I want to be their friend!

 

[Luckymoose]

I have decided all traders must be destroyed Sparta style. So I will be digging a massive pit with the trade depot on top held up by a single support and a lever connected to it.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Hahah! Brilliant.

 

[Luckymoose]

Dig the pit just deep enough to maim the traders. And then flood the chamber and watch them drown.

 

[jeps]

j_eps reporting for duty

 

[Nuka-sama]

Can I make elephant skin jackets?

 

[Kal'thzar]

Am I the one on the levers for trader death?

 

[Luckymoose]

Am I the one on the levers for trader death?

Well anyone can pull them but only you can design them.

 

[Luckymoose]

Using Dwarf Companion, which is a super badass utility. I made everyone super legendary at their professions and made all the wild life in the jungle evil and berserk. I sent Thlayli out and he killed 4 Tigermen and a Skeletal Elephant like they were nothing. Then proceeded to tea bag them.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

That sounds rather unThlayliesque...

 

[Shadowbound]

I'm making great Stone Carvings, right? They'll be treasured by generations of dwarfs in the stronghold, and later by pig-skinned human archaeologists?

RIGHT?

 

[Luckymoose]

You are making masterpiece engravings.

 

[Daftpanzer]

@Luckymoose, cool stuff!

What happened to the traders? Did you spare their lives?

Can I tame an elephant?

Oh and thanks for all your efforts with this

 

[Luckymoose]

@Luckymoose, cool stuff!

What happened to the traders? Did you spare their lives?

Can I tame an elephant?

Oh and thanks for all your efforts with this

I almost forgot. I made the traders bleed to death.

 

[Angst]

Keep it coming

 

[Luckymoose]

We dug to the very bottom and made a tomb layer. Here are 4 of the large tombs. They each will have nice trapped hallways when I am finished. I am also now starting to build a huge tower on the surface.

For some reason we have a million dead turtles. We have enough shell to make shell clothes for everyone.

 

[Abaddon]

Have i done anything yet?

 

[Luckymoose]

Have i done anything yet?

Plenty of things. As everyone is legendary at their skills things are most excellent. Also I think I know how the turtles died. Our draw bridge slams into the water in the river and possibly smushes hundreds of them.

 

[Abaddon]

oh, bit of a sandbox game without a challenge

 

[Luckymoose]

oh, bit of a sandbox game without a challenge

Well my PC can't run the game into the population needed for sieges. So yes. I am trying to build a super skyscraper with maybe a garden on top. Out of solid glass.