even more clues you play civ3 too much...

[chickensaver]

4319: you wonder where Britney left her "ARMEE" shirt

 

[choxorn]

4320: You think Brittney Spears is Joan of Arc in the Modern Age, becuase she shaved her head.
4321: Because she isn't wearing that shirt, you attack her with Modern Armor, but she wins because she's Brittney SPEARS.

 

[thetrooper]

4322: You wonder if your front lawn is bonus grassland or just grassland.

 

[Pentium]

4314:You come to the conclusion that the guy playing America is an idiot.

That's the general opinion...

4321: Because she isn't wearing that shirt, you attack her with Modern Armor, but she wins because she's Brittney SPEARS.

 

[Miles Teg]

4323: You have no idea why social services is investigating you. So what if you whipped your children to build a temple to you? We have to culture flip the neighbors flower patch!
4324:When having an argument you remind the other person that "My words are backed with Nuclear weapons!"
4325:You can duplicate any known mod, after not looking at the mod for a a week. While blindfolded
4326:The rats run away from you after you play an entire game on a huge map with all civs in one sitting.

 

[Desertsnow]

4320: You think Brittney Spears is Joan of Arc in the Modern Age, becuase she shaved her head.
4321: Because she isn't wearing that shirt, you attack her with Modern Armor, but she wins because she's Brittney SPEARS.

ROFLMAOPIMP!

4327: You distribute spears to all your neighbors just in case you have to defend yourselves in a war.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

4328 You dress up as a Javelin Thrower and enslave the homeless because you think they are marauding barbarians.

 

[choxorn]

4329: You get mad when you kill 50 homeless people without getting a single slave.

 

[Tortosa]

4330: You wonder why it's taking so long to clean up all that pollution, then realize it's just coffee and pizza stains on yr computer screen.

4331: You keep playing without cleaning the stains.

 

[Desertsnow]

4331: You keep playing without cleaning the stains.

Guilty. And yes, it's coffee and pizza.

 

[Aceman101]

4320: You think Brittney Spears is Joan of Arc in the Modern Age, becuase she shaved her head.[/B]

When I first played the game I couldn't believe Joan of arc was bald. It scared me.

Btw. she has that 'bald epidemic' in the modern ages.

4322: You wonder if your front lawn is bonus grassland or just grassland.

You get a metal detector hoping it will be able to detect bonus grassland.

 

[choxorn]

4333: You then build a mine in it and discover Iron and Coal! Hello, Ironworks!
4334: n turns later, you have the Iron Works and use it to get every single building in your back yard.
4335: Your kids complain that it is now impossible to get to the Magellan's Voyage you built to play.

 

[psweetman1590]

4336: Wait a sec, Iron and coal can't appear on grasslands....

4337: Chox must have modded it.....

 

[civverguy]

4336: You then realize that the grassland was once a mountain and forest.

 

[choxorn]

4339: You then realize that Your house was built on a hill. No wonder you can't grow above size 3 (You're Agrcultural)!
4340: You also get mad at civverguy. Mountains cannot become grassland, and Forests can't have Iron or Coal.

 

[civverguy]

I once got a coal on a grassland so I thought that coal is found in forests. I guess it is found in grassland.

 

[kill fire]

It's found in Hills, Mountains, and Jungle. That Grassland square was probably a cleared Jungle.

4341: You decide to go to the trouble of making a table of where strategic resources show up.
4342: Here is that table:

Horses: Plains, Grassland, Hills
Iron: Hills, Mountains
Saltpeter: Desert, Hills, Mountains
Coal: Hills, Mountains, Jungle
Rubber: Jungle, Forest, Marsh
Oil: Desert, Tundra, Marsh
Alluminum: Tundra, Hills
Uranium: Mountains, Forest

 

[Aceman101]

It makes sense that you can find Iron and coal on grassland.

4343: You realise your house was built on a hill and jungle has been cleared. Which is why Iron and Coal appeared.

 

[Mirc]

It makes sense that you can find Iron and coal on grassland.

4343: You realise your house was built on a hill and jungle has been cleared. Which is why Iron and Coal appeared.

4344: You realize you can't have more than one resource on a tile.

 

[Pentium]

4345. Your house is one tile and you backyard is another. One has Iron and the other has coal