Experiment 626's Solo TDG

Dear Mr. Pesident:

I must take a leave of absence from the war and planning. I need to change my base of operations and the techs are unable to connect the communication equipment I need. I think I will miss the next 20 years, in fact!!!

I leave you in the capable hands of the rest of the general staff - and, of course, your floozy. I mean, secretary.

General AutomatedTeller.
 
Originally posted by Major Tribute:

Yeah. "Major Tribute quickly entered the room, carrying a couple of presents."

And "Major Tribute motioned to a maid who picked up and disposed of the cigar."

How nice of you to think of me.


Just so I understand this post, are you Happy that I included you, or would you rather I didn't in future chapters? :confused:


(And when nuclear plants come in.... You'll be able to rush those for 100% increase in production.)

But once the Hoover Dam is competed, I'll have a clean, non-polluting Power Plant. Do I really want to risk a Nuclear Meltdown?


After all, with ~200 turns, you could actually do this research thing by yourself..., but doing it this way makes for a more interesting game.

But if I have the AI do the research, wouldn't I be letting the AIs back into the game? Everyone says that I've already won. Doing this sounds counter-intuitive to me.


Originally posted by General AutomatedTeller:

Dear Mr. President:

I must take a leave of absence from the war and planning. I need to change my base of operations and the techs are unable to connect the communication equipment I need. I think I will miss the next 20 years, in fact!!!

I leave you in the capable hands of the rest of the general staff - and, of course, your floozy. I mean, secretary.

General AutomatedTeller.

General, I must admit that I find this request a bit disquieting given the timing. We have a plan in place to rid our continent of not only the Mayans and Koreans, but the Arabians and the French as well, and you want to take a leave of absence. . . .

I smell a spy.

President E626

P.S. Miss Stein is a lady, and don't you forget it! :mad:

*****

I will play the next Set of Turns on Tuesday. Hopefully, I'll have a day off this week.
 
It says I'm 'not sarcastic' on the left. And I mean that.

It really was nice of you to include me in the story, and yes, I would like to be included in future chapters.

As for nuclear meltdowns, they're fun! Right? Right? ... Seriously, they're fun, right?
 
Eltrai said:
Tribute said:
As for nuclear meltdowns, they're fun! Right? Right? ... Seriously, they're fun, right?
Yeah, fun, That's the word I was thinkg of wasn't it? Maybe not.:lol:
Some years ago there was a board game called 'Attack of the Mutants' that sorta dealt with nuclear melt-downs, but in the style of the 1950's 'B' sci-fi monster flicks that had giant ants and scorpions and things.

Anyway, one of the turn-phases was called 'Glow and Go'.
 
I am aghast!! No sir, Mr President!! I am a true son of the revolution! I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy!

Born and raised!!

Just gotta move and will be without internet access for a few days :(

Anyway - you only get a meltdown if your city goes into civil disorder... so don't let the cities go into civil disorder!!
 
Originally posted by Major Tribute:

It says I'm 'not sarcastic' on the left. And I mean that.

Just checking. :mischief:


It really was nice of you to include me in the story, and yes, I would like to be included in future chapters.

Will do.


As for nuclear meltdowns, they're fun! Right? Right? ... Seriously, they're fun, right?

I wouldn't know. I've never seen one.


Originally posted by General AutomatedTeller:

I am aghast!! No sir, Mr President!! I am a true son of the revolution!

Mr. President (in character): 'To what revolution are you referring, General? There's no revolution going on around here that I've heard of. My ancestors and I have always been in control of the Empire, so we're certainly not a revolution, and yet, you maintain that you are a 'true son of the revolution'. Whose revolution are you talking about, General? Who are you secretly working for? The French or the Arabs? If you're working for the Koreans or the Mayans, you're out of luck, because both are about to disappear into the mists of time forever. Don't make me call in The Spanish Inquisition, because I will.'


Now out of character!


Just gotta move and will be without internet access for a few days :(

I know what that's like. Your request for a Leave of Absence is approved, General. See you soon! :thumbsup:


Anyway - you only get a meltdown if your city goes into civil disorder... so don't let the cities go into civil disorder!!

And thanks to CivAssistII, I'll know one turn in advance if any city is about to riot. :D


According to my boss, I do get my day off this week, and it's tomorrow [party]! I will play the next Set of Turns tomorrow. As always, I'll check in here first for any last-minute advice.

Later!
 
I probably shouldn't mention this, but I had a meltdown once. I had a city about size 12 and rioting turn to size 6 and "we love the emperor day" after, with some pollution. It's just the way the happiness is calculated, all the unhappy people must have been killed in the meltdown and everyone else was happy to be rid of them.
 
actually, I have a distant relative who was wounded at Lexington.

But yeah - I am just glad no one is in communism in that game! son of the revolution would be bad in that case...
 
I don't know, Your Excellency, how well did you research the background of your other advisors? I don't know anything about any "revolution." Our cities shine like jewels, our people are happy and content. And your new program appears to have increased your prestige even more, approval rating is maximum. I think you should have special agent Vorlon MI tail him, see where he really is "moving" to. You can be too careful, we know the Arabs are against us, they are just too afraid to openly admit it. I think we should make sure this "move" isn't to a desert oasis and a camel ranch. :lol: :lol:


You know I saw "Major Tribute" and it never clicked that you were working Tribute in. I guess your making him start small and work his way up. :p

Actually, Tribute again makes good points. And while I agree trading techs to the others seems counter-intuitive, you might also note that we had this discussion back in post #68. Here is a basic fact of civ3 you might not know, if one civ discovers a particular tech any other civs that have contact with that civ can research that tech cheaper. The more civs that have a tech makes it even cheaper for the others that don't have it. So by being tech leader you are in a small way aiding the AIs' research. Although, at regent level you will be giving a lot more than you will get, but they could help with some research projects. For example, the AI loves nationalism, communism, and fascism. They will always get these, you can the trade for them later. Just keep in mind that these are all optional and mostly useless, but better to trade for them than waste research on them. It's not easy to always predict the techs the AI will have, but they do follow a pattern. The only situation where you do not want to trade to the AI is when you are about to go to war with them, unless its a worthless tech, like music theory, that doesn't matter if they have it or not, and this has to be a straight cash up front deal as a gpt deal will be broken when war is declared. Lastly, trading techs to the AI becomes very important on higher levels, and I am trying to help you to work your way towards that goal. I can only take you to emperor, then you'll need to find someone else.
 
Sir, I have checked with all our naval personel and there is no revolution that we are aware of. Although I did hear of one in that far off land Arabia.... where the camels are better looking than the women. But, I am sure the General is not moving there, and if he attempts to we will sink the ship he is on.

To echo what the others have said, trading techs at the higher levels is needed and this would be a good time to practice it.
 
Ah, yes, Arabia. That distant, far off land where camels are:
  • Better looking than the woman.
  • Better smelling than the men.
  • Better dentally than the fathers in law.
  • Better tempered than the mothers in law.

according to our spies.
 
Originally posted by Suspected-Spy General AutomatedTeller:

actually, I have a distant relative who was wounded at Lexington.

*****

Mr. President (in character): 'Lexington? There is no American city named Lexington, General. Is that a French city or an Arabian city? Once again, you give yourself away! Get out of my sight!'

(General AutomatedTeller quickly leaves)

'Miss Stein, I want Major Tribute and Citizen vorlon_mi in my office immediately!'

'Yes, Pooky!'

(Presently, Major Tribute and Citizen vorlon_mi arrive at the President's office.)

The President says, 'At ease, Gentlemen! Major Tribute, I want you to follow General AutomatedTeller on his 'leave of absence'. I want to know where he goes, and who he talks to. Citizen vorlon_mi, I hereby appoint you as a Special Agent. You will assist Major Tribute with his assignment. Any questions?'

Both answer, 'No, sir, Mr. President.'

'Good! The General left this office not a half-hour ago. Get moving, Gentlemen!'

Both say, 'Yes, Sir!', and quickly leave.

Once he's alone in his office, The President sighs, 'Oy vey! I need a vacation!'

There's a knock at the door, and WarMaster Marsden and Admiral Eltrai enter the office.

The President says, 'WarMaster! Admiral! I'm glad you're here. I'll ask you first, WarMaster: Can General AutomatedTeller be trusted? Is there a revolution going on around here that I'm unaware of?'


WarMaster Marsden replies, 'I don't know, Your Excellency, how well did you research the background of your other advisors? I don't know anything about any "revolution." Our cities shine like jewels, our people are happy and content. And your new program appears to have increased your prestige even more, approval rating is maximum. I think you should have special agent Vorlon MI tail him, see where he really is "moving" to. You can be too careful, we know the Arabs are against us, they are just too afraid to openly admit it. I think we should make sure this "move" isn't to a desert oasis and a camel ranch.'

The President replies, 'Both Special Agent vorlon_mi and Major Tribute have received their orders, and are tailing the General as we speak. That was a great idea that you had, WarMaster! Making a citizen a Special Agent, and have him follow The General shouldn't raise any suspicions.'

WarMaster says, 'Thank you, Mr. President.'

'Now, Admiral, what do you have to report about this 'revolution' that General AutomatedTeller says that he is a proud member of?'

The Admiral replies, 'Sir, I have checked with all our naval personel and there is no revolution that we are aware of. Although I did hear of one in that far off land Arabia.... where the camels are better looking than the women. But, I am sure the General is not moving there, and if he attempts to we will sink the ship he is on.'

The President says, 'Good! Keep me apprised of the situation, Gentlemen. Dismissed!

*****

I'm going to play the next Set of Turns after I get a bite to eat. Since I will only be playing 10 turns, I'll hold off on giving techs away to the Arabs and the French. Neither of them have hardly any Gold at all.

Later!
 
Wrapping his cloak around him, citizen Vorlon_mi checked that his dagger
and American-made sidearm were secure. Check. "Now, if I could only
forget that image of Miss Stein in her stiletto heels....OK. Where to
go next?" He stealthily resumed lurking, and jumped to the "Pax Romana"
thread to get some tips on clandestine operations.
 
vorlon_mi said:
Wrapping his cloak around him, citizen Vorlon_mi checked that his dagger
and American-made sidearm were secure. Check. "Now, if I could only
forget that image of Miss Stein in her stiletto heels....OK. Where to
go next?" He stealthily resumed lurking, and jumped to the "Pax Romana"
thread to get some tips on clandestine operations.

Good I was afraid he was going to forget the General and follow Miss Stein around. Not that anyone (but the Pres) could blame him:mischief:
 
Leaping up and down in excitement, Major Tribute did not follow citizen Vorlon to the Pax Romana thread, instead following General Automated Teller on his journey. Which, unfortunately, took such a long time, as the trail was already cold. However, an anonymous source eventually provided Major Tribute with the information he desired after a generous bribe of not being shot. Possibly the source was a bit frightened of being murdered by an overactive child, but as it turned out, General Automated Teller had already boarded a rather odd type of ship ... to a certain Lexington.
 
Excuse me sir, I just got some information from one of my illegal wire taps..hup I mean from "sources":

AutomatedTeller said:
...as I have been moving! and it's ridiculously hot here, too...

Wherever he is, its hot there. Hot enough for camels, maybe!


Edit: I think this training day thread is turning into a "Blazing Civ Theater 3000"
 
<Apologies to Vanadorn>
Lifting his leather boots to rest on the seat in front of him, Vorlon looked
out the window of the Great Northern Railway car as the scenery passed by.
Gentle hills gave way to fruited plains. The air crackled with life, and the
Stars and Stripes flew from every doorway. How could the general leave
such a paradise? What would gay Paree offer that could draw him away?
The southern beaches? America had those. Red wine? America had
traded for those; the old horses that could no longer bear her soldiers
were now proving their strength on foreign shores.
Reaching inside his cloak, Vorlon reviewed his notes.

There were hills near Denver, Pittsburgh, and NYC that looked
attractive for mining. And the number of slave workers that had stared
at him with hollow eyes would be ideal for such backbreaking labours.

The pastures and plains near South Park, Reno, Joliet, and Palo Alto
were not yet fully roaded, and the railheads were incomplete near
Salt Lake City and Hershey. "Perhaps," he thought, rubbing the stubble
on his chin, "it is because they are headed for that tiny spit of land,
just below Tallahassee, to pave the way for our troops to crush Sarwon
and Uxmal. I wouldn't like to be the ones to climb that volcano!"

A heavy-set lumberjack dozed in the seat across the aisle. As he snored,
a book fell from his lap, and several dried, pressed wildflowers fell out.
"I'll bet he skips and jumps, too," Vorlon muttered. There were still
forests that could be chopped to aid production near Winnipeg, South Park,
and even some near the core cities -- Philadelphia and NYC.

A young couple giggled as they passed, holding hands and heading for
the sleeping compartments. "Seems like everyone is getting a little
patriotic action." Is that where the missing general was headed?
To move heaven and earth? The cities of Sacramento, Milwaukee,
Hershey and Nashville all had rivers running nearby. No need to build
aqueducts there; probably could turn those citizens into scientists,
once they'd finished their victory celebrations after the Maya and Koreans
were vanquished.

As he had left the President's office, there had been a copy of
Popular Science on the desk...although it looked as though another
magazine might have been hidden inside. The President had been
concerned about the costs of the whiz-bang techs described in PS,
but he needn't have been. Mass Production and Motorized Transport
(Tanks :evil: ) both cost around 3360 beakers, and the great American
empire was producing 952 beakers per turn. And that was before
construction was completed on all those libraries he had seen from
the train windows. America's best days were definitely ahead of her.

He loosened his cloak, replaced his notebook, and checked his ticket again.
Miami. The fishing was supposed to be great, he had heard. Perhaps
that was where General Automated Teller had gone. The conductor
weaved through the carriage, announcing the next stop.
 
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