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Will not change his avata
george Bush was on his death bed. he asked his wife "tell me, i may not be long for this earth, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Laura Bush thought and finnaly said "yes, 3 times." George paused to reflect on this and then asked . "when?" Lauara Bush said "well, rember that time you were govnor of texas and someone mailed in a death threat, but the secret service refused to give us protection, and that mroning two men showed up at our door ready to protect us?" He responded "yes, but you only did that for my sfaety, so i forgiv you. what were the other times?" she said "remember we were just out on our own and the doctors thought i had cancer, so they tested me to see if i did, and it turned out it was benign? but you didn't want to use your parents money to prove to them you were independant? and the next week the hospital said they were sorry for the trouble they put us through, and wrote it off?" George Bush said "YTes, but that was for our well-being, so i forgive you again, what was the last time?"
"you remember when you only won florida by 576 votes..?
"you remember when you only won florida by 576 votes..?
I may borrow that joke.
