Fake stupid newbie's questions

[WillJ]

Why is the extra food from cows represented as wheat? Does wheat come from cows? Or fish? Or horses?

What kind of joystick do you recommend for Civ?

How come my cities can only produce shields? Does this mean my units will only be able to defend?

Is that red civ barbarians?

Do I need an airport if I want my air units to take off and land?

 

[Perfection]

When I get a road I see a little recycle sign, does that lower pollution?

 

[Philosopher12]

Can post this

 

[Philosopher12]

I like ?

(Hint: combine this post and the last one to make a sentense.)

 

[:)civ2]

What does the x button in the corner do?I'm lost is this an porn site?

 

[Dell19]

What style should I use?

 

[BCLG100]

style?

 

[Portuguese]

Where can I buy a Dell 19? I only see it advertised in this site...

Why do preats are called GLs and don't cure wounded units? (AoE)

How can I build a Jedi?

Why doesn't any one answer to me?

What a future tech? Can I travel to future?

What unit can I have from it?

Why can't I proceed to another planet?

Why can't I start 5, 4 or 3 billions of years ago?

Why are there only so few CIVs in the game?

My history books only speak of most peoples after 1000AD...

 

[Senoj]

Can I shop at the marketplace?
Why won't Civ3 play on my Playstation?
Why is the Instruction book so big?
What's a swordsman?

 

[Zarn]

How come you guys are spamming?

 

[Jimjam Jones]

I sent lots and lots of workers to invade Germany, but they all got captured! How come?

How come you can build railroads but no stations?

How come every country speaks the same language?

 

[Zarn]

Why is New York in Quebec?
Why is Lyons in Spain?
Why can't I be the barbarians?
Which civ am I?

 

[BCLG100]

who is the leader of the barbarians?

 

[stalin006]

why are my posts being closed?

 

[Sir Lance Alot]

What is a tech?
How do you spell civelamazasion(civilization)?
Whats a username?
How much does a username cost?
Whats a newbie?
How come my signature is not my name?
What do cows do in the game?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

I just killed my wife. Was that wrong?

 

[Portuguese]

Originally posted by BCLG100
who is the leader of the barbarians?

In CIV 1 it was Attilla Hun

 

[Perfection]

Why are all my questions answeared with a rolling hapy face?

 

[Zarn]

What did Perfection do to get more than 400 posts in a small amount of time?

 

[Perfection]

Why did perfection get banned he only spammed up the entire H&J forum