Empire of the kittenOFchaos minion Chaosikat...kitten to his friends
The empire of the civfanatics favoured pyramids... <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/king-tut.gif" border=0> and now kittenOFchaos is upon the pinacle of POWER in civfanatic land.
He decided upon a tour of the lands before making any judgements after seeing the foreign minister to look for friends and foes -rather like offtopic! <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/nya2.gif" border=0>
The new leader torn down the mini-pyramid of the previous ruler -who died in poverty- as he left no money in the treasury for the kitten to start work on ANYTHING! The kitten suspected that the previous ruler had put all the nations wealth into:
1. a pyramid to be buried in <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/supersaiyan.gif" border=0>
2. chariots <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/hammer.gif" border=0>
The next technology is promised in 19 turns...otherwise know as it will be done after your death o'great kitten 'of the Pyramids'.
Looking south the kitten discovers Klondyke...a most pointless city and on which will be deprived of food more likely than not!
2250 B.C. (0) kitten takes power...job to do is end turn and start my rule...b4 that I get settlers building and maximise production! In addition the kitten gets a meeting with the Persians, only to achieve nothing as they talked in a foreign language to the kitten.
2200 B.C. (1) the kitten sees his treasury leap to 2 gold pieces and he places them carefully under his pillow (worth 1 gold piece).
The kitten continues the explorations of the southern icelands with his archer unit heading east...nothing more than ice and water found!
The chariots of the kitten encirle by accident the persian city of Pasargadae...this could be problemmatic if the Persians sneak attack! The kitten tries to sell the palace he lives in as it is too drafty, no purchasers are found...grr
2150 B.C. (2) the kitten is told to leave the lands around Pasargadae...too gladly the kitten agrees...this city is too poor are yet to be worth taking!
The kitten fails to leave the land around Pasargadae...war is predicted by men with longer beards than willies.
2100 B.C. (3) thinking of what the civfanatics would do to him if he lost the war the kitten relents and teleports his troops home!
The kitten curses the city of Klondyke as being too far from his palace so most of its trade is lost to corrupt gold diggers and mackrel shaggers!
2050 B.C. (4) the kitten is angered to find no money in the treasury and to find that his people consider him weak for withdrawing chariots in the face of the Persians...the kitten demands tribute from an increasingly annoyed Persian leader -25 gold pieces are forthcoming -thus weakening the persian and increasing our power!
Klondyke has a warrior unit now and it explores the icey peninsula...only to find it as utterly worthless and the rest of the pole <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/confused.gif" border=0>
My chariot in the east discovers that there are other people in the east in the high mountains and approach with care!
The kitten disbands half the milita in the city of civfanatics...to send off as a settler unit...to bribe more people to leave he gives them GOLD! An entertainer is needed for a short period...thus unemployment is solved in the city of Civfanatics.
2000 B.C. (5) klondyke starts to build a trireme...the city is pointless, but it produces many fishermen who would make excellent sailors!
The mountain peoples are skilled horsemen and they join the empire as they here we know where there is the best booty!
The kitten completes the rush collection of people and equipment using his gold in the city of civfanatics AND thus puts everyone else to work at sea to do trade and fishing and thus boost the treasury and to boost learning or those code of laws.
1950 B.C. (6) the kitten stops sending food to the pointless archer in the polar region...the archers die...the kitten is now feared for his ruthless nature!
The message is clear...find me huts or die! Wisemen are researching monarchy to bring the kitten greater power. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/king.gif" border=0>
1900 B.C. (7) The kitten is told about the laws...and these apply to him too, meaning that he can't just kill archers in the polar regions by denying them resources as that is MURDER -this could mean life for Klondyke.
The settlers of civfanatics are tricked into building some roads whilst the new lands are explored...my chariots exploring are in desperate search of huts...whilst being chased by the persians!
Shock! The city of Cornmaster with no help gets together some settlers, the kitten is pleased...and more roads are built!
The kitten suggests an alliance with the Persians...and a marriage with the saucy belly dancer...the Persians make excuses about needing to wash their collective hair.
1850 B.C. (8) A general lack of huts causing the kitten to cry...give me gold or give me death!
lots of horsemen commisioned to look for huts and to become in the future cavalry!
Plus people have the first road to the middle of a grasslands!
1800 B.C. (9) Lands in the east are fertile plains with wheat...in the west the sea is found and the chariots are taken up a pointless mountain...
1750 B.C. (10) The kitten discovers perisans in the east eating the wheat and irrigating the lands! enraged at there superior lands the kitten whips his harem.
The kitten uses gold to get together some chariots in civfantics.com!
1700 B.C. (11) The kitten discovers the persians in the east to have their capital based there...it is larger than any civfantic city and is better developed...fearful of a kitten invasion the persian chariots try to outflank me...but fail.
1650 B.C. (12) rioting in synchronisity...for no reason! entertainers employed to give jobs to those with humourous disabilities!
Cornmaster and Civfanatics.com linked by road...now troopers can move quickly between the two...trade increases and corruption in cornmaster decreases...in addition it measn my settlers can head off to settle new lands.
1600 B.C. (13) chariots discover that civfanatics.com was a poorly chosen site...a little southwest would have been so much better -still no buyer found for palace.
settlers sent forth!
1550 B.C. (14) settlers got together in synchronicity...in addition another chariot and horseman built...progress under the kitten is becoming rapid.
1500 B.C. (15) on his death bed after a long and successful life the kitten still wields power:
1. talks with high council...the science minister is pleased, everyone else is a little annoyed.
2. he sets out what he would like from his successor...
Civfanatic.com is building a trieme...there is a continent in the east that is worth exploring and we have the chariots/horsement to do so...we have no less than 3 settlers working on roads...these must move to build new cities...location (15,5)3 is where I'd like a city named after me -Chaosikat (i'll leave the cursor centered there).
The exploration is to the north and east (all persian)...triremes at civfanatics.com and klondyke needed as this continent is too small for us and the PErsians too strong at present (and no bloody huts)
Apart from that, the future is for those after me to decide...I have done the best that any civfanatic cou...eugh <death?> NO! the kitten gets up and trades technology with Persia and obtains Bronze working for map making! Phalanx are commisioned and the kitten meets his death getting run over a chariot on his new roads.
Income left: 7 gold...a infinite increase!
Population: 150,000 but plenty O'settlers and military.
Comments: I was amazed at how bad things appeared at first and how by turn 12 of my goes I started to love the empire we have.
Look after it and give me my chosen city...please.
PASSING GAME ON <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smokin.gif" border=0>
[This message has been edited by kittenOFchaos (edited June 27, 2001).]
