Chaosikate was a beautiful 23 year old girl when she came to power my way of her marriage to the late
who died tragically soon after the marriage -well when they were cutting the cake, when she slipped.
As grand ruler she was accepted only as a descendant of kitten...who brought peace after the first Persian Wars
Her advisers informed her that the nation was happy and everyone was fed well. The treasury was filled with 145 gold and tech flowed.
Yet somehow she knew that things weren't as good as they could be...average life expectancy is only 25 years and disease is rife!
All she knew was that everywhere else was worse, with the exception of Rome whose Hanging Gardens made it a marvel! Chaosikate would try to equal this.
125 B.C Tragic start to Chaosikate's rule...she tours the lands and allocates production to her liking.
100 B.C (1) Kate (for short) demands tribute from the belly dancing Persians...25 gold gained!
Deciding that the Persians have no technology to give she is furious and decides to conquer these people, the army is mobilised!
An embassy is founded with the Persians...they do have tech...how dare they hold it from us! WAR IS A MUST!
Exploration in the very oddly scaled world (CORNMASTER, the north-south pole distance is tiny!)...
75 B.C (2) lots of temples were rush built for this period!...much relocation of resources...the army continues towards Susa...we will murder them all admist laughter and merriment! 4 chariot units line up near Susa...Kate washes her hands by leaving the decision to god...will the Persians demand our withdrawal????
50 B.C (3) philosophy discovered..glory to the Chaosikate as science booms in her reign and Trade follows on from the musing of men with beards longer than their willies! Polytheism is researched -knowing we will learn it from the Persians soon...and then we can head for something TRUELY great.
The settlers in the east meet Romans...we learn iron working (legions), warrior code and something else in return for some of our tech...trade/literacy and something. Our races gain to the detriment of our enemies! Kate has a party to celebrate the massive tech boom in her reign, she will be remembered as the greatest leader!
The army prepares to assault Susa...the Persians move a phalanx to protect their settlers...hehe!
25 B.C (4) more settlers...etc
The persians DEMAND our withdrawal from around Susa...little do they know! The Persians are told to give tribute and they declare war enraged beyond endurance...Kate smiles!
The Kate leads her veteran chariots into Susa...they kill a unit of Phalanx and the city lies open...the phalanx and the settlers outside the city limits starves when Susa falls! The booty is polytheism and 18 gold...hehe.
The chariots move towards the capital...the persians ask for peace...the kate refuses...and regrets it as the Persian capital has walls!
Elephants are now being harnessed for war...teams of diplomats are commisioned to bring down the walls -but it may be worth taking them!
Barracks in Susa sold for 40 gold...in case they retake it!
Barracks in Synchronicity sold...Kate needs the money for war!
A scroll found in the east tells of Mathematics...Kate's settlers thank the Kate -no god- that it wasn't barbarians!
A.D 1 (5) Kate decides to research Monotheism...and cancels the war plans...when we have religious Zealots THEN we can take the Persians out.
A persian settler is killed brutally near Persepolis...exploration continues elsewhere as does road construction.
A.D 20 (6) Kate plans to bypass Persepolis using the navy...until the diplomats tell that Persepolis is all the Persians have...Kate laughs!
Peace is made with Persia...no chance of beating those walls...YET!
Wales founded in the East...a land of hills and coal and bugger all else. The citizens are angry and red about being made Welsh...in particular eyesOFnight starts *****ing and is turned into elvis.
The mongols land next to Civfanatics...an elephant unit...and later a horseman which attacks Civfanatics and dies after Kate demanded tribute on finding they don't swap tech...this is widely considered a bad move
A.D 40 (7) a veteran warrior dies attacking the elephant and dies...Kate rushes troops on the roads from Chaosikat and Cornmaster!
A green tribe horseman unit coming from the south pole...new people to demand tribute from
We gain Feudalism for polytheism! tribute demanded but none comes...we need more POWER!
A trireme lost at sea -oops...but it was a bold attempt to travel west! Damn silly Columbus said the world was round...look at him now!
A.D 60 (8) another warrior dies...a horseman unit kills the elephant of mongolia!
War with Rome for some reason...
A.D 80 (9) Mongols want tribute...we tell them to ask the Persians...they get mad.
A.D 100 (10) Ulundi builds the Great Library...how dare they says Kate as we eats an orange.
A.D 120 (11) we land near Antium...on a mountain...noone attacks the mighty settlers
A.D 140 (12) The army is at home and the land is at peace.
War with everyone except Persia...Kate demands too much as per usual as another male consort is exhausted servicing her needs.
By using warriors for construction work and disbanding a barracks the money is found for the completion of the Pyramid wonder!
A.D 160 (13) So the Pyramids completed...settlers near Veii landed on a island it is hoped. This may provide a base to launch raids into the Roman empire!
A.D 180 (14) A wine caravan is constructed...and would be well recieved anywhere!...though it will probably be best smuggled to Karakorum! More temples built...yawn.
The city of Azbeen founded in honour of a great civfanatic called Az!
Stormeville founded on the west coast of our great continent...huge waves batter the city and EXTREMELY ANGRY AND BLACK people -well, must be Turk- get turned into Elvis.
A.D 200 (15) GREAT NEWS...Klondyke attacked by Zulus...many die! kate laughs as she remembers kitten hating this city!
Thunderon Rocks founded in the fall east near the Roman lands...a city named after the great civfanatic Thunderfall...from here diplomats can easily enter the Roman empire!
Kate decides to retire...exhausted by her latest consort called Viking...HE shall rule hereafter.
BUT before she left she went to the Romans and got peace and 200 gold...not bad for such a small war.
The Persians pay 25 gold...
The rest of the world continues the war...
Kate leaves office then leaving:
1. Klondyke will fall...BUT this provides an excellent place to steal Zulu tech from with a diplomat and then an invasion! (get an embassy too!). This way we will gain alot out of a crap city!
2. Use the far east trireme to help pacify Thunderon Rocks...it will be though.
3. We will soon have monotheism...that will be wonderfull as unhappiness is a real problem despite my massive temple building.
4. Life expectancy is up 15 years by the actions I took in my reign and disease is halved!
5. The treasury is a massive 117 gold (rush built a few things)
6. Wait till we get monotheism b4 you start war with persia...vetern crusaders can take Persepolis WITH its walls...what a prise!
7. Our demographics put us top in everything except military service and 2nd in approval rating...
8. Take care...our enemies are landing troops...
9. We have now 740,000 people...but they live for a decent time! and have huge families too! hehe!
10. Kate obtained more tech in her reign than any other leader...and she completed our first carvans and wonder! RESPECT
Go get em Viking!
Be quick people...I'd like one more go
I am leaving Monday for field mapping trip in Spain (5 weeks).
Passes game on.