Favorite AI sayings...

[Figuis]

Does anybody have their favorite AI sayings that they'd like to share... Mine being when the rival civ is really pissed they'll something really funny like..."NOW YOU SHALL TASTE OUR STEEL!"
or "WE ARE PREPARED TO RIS YOUR CIVILIZATION FROM THIS CONTINENT, PREPARE FOR WAR!!!"

 

[DDZZ007]

Mying being the first civilization I met, they say they want to make a permenent peace treaty with me, I say ok, and right after that, they say: "WE LAUGH AT YOU PUNY CITIES WICH YOU CALL A CIVILIZATION, GIVE US 50 GOLD OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES", I always answer :"consequences, shmonsequences."

and they go: "if it weren't for the UN at your finger tips, we'd crash you with our mighty army." but when the times they do attack, they loose soooooooo bad, It's not even funny, they send like 10 phalanxs at me and all get killed by my one vet rifle man, and my rifle man still had perfect health after the attack.

 

[Dell19]

What difficulty level do you play at because you could always try playing it at a harder level if it is that easy for you...

 

[Ren]

"We ignore your feeble threats" [punch]

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by ren
"We ignore your feeble threats" [punch]

Especially funny when they only have one city left and you have it surrounded by 50 tanks...Oh and they are several hundred years behiund you in research.

 

[Blitzkrieger]

"Ships cannot be airlifted, silly." (when you try to airlift a ship... duh)

 

[Ren]

Originally posted by Blitzkrieger
"Ships cannot be airlifted, silly." (when you try to airlift a ship... duh)

Hmmm, I think ships should be able to be airlifted, or at least transported over land somehow...It would make it easier to build a good navy because you could build ships in any city, not just coastal towns...Maybe this is an idea for Civ4....

 

[Ren]

Originally posted by Dell19


Especially funny when they only have one city left and you have it surrounded by 50 tanks...Oh and they are several hundred years behiund you in research.

Yeah, that's my point

 

[monkeyman116]

My favourite AI saying is when they open with 'Beware most untrustworthy...' followed by 'We are always pleased to be of service to our eternal allies the...'

 

[Ren]

Originally posted by monkeyman116
My favourite AI saying is when they open with 'Beware most untrustworthy...' followed by 'We are always pleased to be of service to our eternal allies the...'

Yeah thats a good one, I haven't noticed it before though

 

[Danja]

And then, using their nuclear power as only the AI can, they promptly ask for peace.

 

[mep]

I always enjoy when after demanding gold, during the same conversation, they give you more than you gave them in responce to your demandans.

 

[duke o' york]

One thing that really frustrates me is when you are contacted by another civ and they say:

"You are invited to a demonstration of the wonders of Bridge Building (for example). No scribes allowed."

Why can't I do this? It's not fair!
"Hey, AI. Fancy popping round to a demonstration of the wonders of Future Tech 124? But if you leave any hoofprints in the castle I'll slaughter your horsemen!"

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

I've always been fond of "...continue to befoul lands that are rightfully ours..." Well where else is suitable for my latrines I ask?

 

[thoxic]

When in democracy if the senate signs a cease-fire,ask
the diplomats to sign up a peace treaty.With that until the end of
the turn you cannot declare war.But the turn after you ask
you enemies to retreat his boring troops.Automatically
He declares war:soldier:

No need to use spies or reputation to be altered...
And it is with great pleasure that I commit his suicide :skull:

 

[unknown_spirit]

When winning a war with the evil French, I was fighting with my allies, the English. The English ended their war, so I went to do the same, and nearly fell off my seat with laughing when they said: ALTHOUGH WE DREAM OF SEEING YOUR CIV IN RUINS, WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO OFFER A CEASE FIRE. Yes, Mr French emissary, it is just a dream, as I was attacking you with Marines, and you were losing Pikemen by the bucketful.
These AI... always a good chuckle at the very least!

 

[unknown_spirit]

Originally posted by Cunobelin Of Hippo
I've always been fond of "...continue to befoul lands that are rightfully ours..." Well where else is suitable for my latrines I ask?

That's a good one! Well said!

 

[unknown_spirit]

Originally posted by Danja
And then, using their nuclear power as only the AI can, they promptly ask for peace.

That's a real threat from the AI, isn't it? Look at us we're shaking. No problem, OUR words are backed by SDI! BEAT THAT YOU MISERABLE AI!!!!:finger:

 

[unknown_spirit]

I've got another one: 'Our forces are mobilized for WAR!...'
What forces? Half the time, nothing even arrives to attack, and when they do, it's a WARRIOR or a PHLANX! Whoop-ti-do, that's REALLY going to harm my, oh, 23 Marine units I have inside my city, Satsuma, isn't it?

 

[Civman10]

i never seem to be able to demand tribute, when can u do this?when u have the UN u can never demand tribute, that is so annoying

i hate it when an ai is in your land and u want them out and u contact them, they say they r too busy to response. the ai can demand u to leave, why can't we.