Favorite Simpsons Quote

Originally posted by Shabbaman
Hm... no, that doesn't ring a bell... I really recall him lying on the floor in front of the television. I'll check into it. What season is the ep. you're referring to? Here in the Netherlands they're pretty backwards if it comes to the broadcasting of the simpsons...

The one I'm talking about was about 2 or three years old. I didn't know that the simpsons even broadcasted in the Neatherlands. Cool! :cool:
 
Originally posted by Superevie

I didn't know that the simpsons even broadcasted in the Neatherlands. Cool! :cool:

The Simpsons are brodcasted all over Europe. I don't know if they show new episodes anymore in Finland or just reruns, but I'm waiting. And I expect my brother to tape all of them when they come. Ain't got a TV and Simpsons is really a thing I miss. But I still remeber when Simpsons started. It was either in the late 80ies or early 90ies when they showed the first episode in Finland. It was "The babysitter" After that I've been hooked:lol:
 
Originally posted by SideshowBob


The Simpsons are brodcasted all over Europe. I don't know if they show new episodes anymore in Finland or just reruns, but I'm waiting. And I expect my brother to tape all of them when they come. Ain't got a TV and Simpsons is really a thing I miss. But I still remeber when Simpsons started. It was either in the late 80ies or early 90ies when they showed the first episode in Finland. It was "The babysitter" After that I've been hooked:lol:

You must be hooked! Look at your username! :) I think that the episodes have gotten even funnier every year, which is incredible for a show. :)
 
Originally posted by Superevie

You must be hooked! Look at your username! :) I think that the episodes have gotten even funnier every year, which is incredible for a show. :)

So very true. There has never been another serie, IMHO, that has been able to renew itself so it doesn't become boring. And another thing is that that the Simpsons have a broad audience. Both youbg and old can look at it. I like watching old episodes because I always realize something new, some intertext I wasn't aware of before. Young kids can have fun looking at it, older people who have seen more series, films, heard music, followed world wide politics can have fun at the parodies and adaptions of things in Simpsons.

And further more to the succes of the Simpsons before I end with yet another marvelous quote by Homer; I think the Simpsons came at the right time. The TV-watching audience was ready for it, it was something we all had gone waiting for. And yes I realize I mention my brother in every single post in this thread (I sometimes miss not living at home anymore, and he's a lot younger than me) but we shared the Simpsons in a really weird way, we still throw quotes at each other from the Simpsons and test one another to see if the other one still remebers what episode something is from.

Homer: "No beer and TV, make homer go crazy"
 
"Me hungee" Homer Simpson

"If we had 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all sorts of useful things...like love." Homer

"If you want to dump someone use these lines: I'm not gay, but I'll try, I don't want to kill you, but I will, and I'm married to the sea." Homer
 
Sideshow Bob: "Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered chief hydrological engineer a calling."

(Cecil clears his throat)

Sideshow Bob: "Yes, yes, the Cappadocians, fine."

Absolutely brilliant.
 
"And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!" Apu
 
*Door rings rev Lovejoy and Ned Flanders with there wives*
Homer: awww this isnt about Jesus
Rev: Homer everything is about Jesus but do you know were bart is working

Homer: Dear almighty all powerfully one can you come down and save me now superman
 
Witness protection agent: "Now, when I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson,' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Homer: "No problem."

Witness protection agent: "Hello, Mr. Thompson." [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]

Homer: [stares blankly] [after a pause--whispering to the other agent] "I think he's talking to you."
 
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
 
This one sounds right for this forum...

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! - Homer Simpson
 
"If God intended man to be vegetarian, why are animals made out of meat?" -Homer Simpson
 
Originally posted by SideshowBob
So very true. There has never been another serie, IMHO, that has been able to renew itself so it doesn't become boring.

Well, I like Futurama very much as well. It's a pity they cancelled that show. I only saw the first two seasons (since they didn't broadcast the others...) but I heared that was getting stale. But I hear the same about the latest seasons of the simpsons! It's hard to imagine though, and I can't judge for myself. But hey! If everything goes according to plan I have about 60 years to watch the other episodes :p

"Hmmmm... beer..." ;)
 
Futurama is still on adult swim on Comedy Central, course this probably doesn't help you if you don't live in the US.
 
I read they stopped producing it and that they aired the last episode some weeks ago, so that must be reruns.
 
"Oh look I'm making people happyyy. I'm a magical man that lives in a gumdrop house on Lolliepop Laaaaaaaaanne"-Homer

At least I think that's how it goes



"We the Soviet Union offer amnesty to your wayward sea captian" - Russia Rep

Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up" -US UN Rep

"HAHAHAHAAAA!! That is what we wanted you to believe!" -Russia UN Rep

Then he hits that button and everything starts changing, garage doors open up in russia and soilders start marching out, Lenin gets up and breaks outta the glass case they keep him saying "Must crush Capitalism"


Love that one
 
Marge had a great one last night -

"There's no shame in being a pariah"

- brilliant
 
"D'oh" always does if for me actually... ;) Homer is the coolest guy in the series and he usually doesn't get any further than this, so I gues I'll have to settle for it...
 
"Sweet Merciful Crap!" on seein the station wagon covered in sea shells.

"Marge, can we switch? I don't trust these guys." the episode where H&M were running around naked. I didnt hear the next 20 seconds because my idiot brother was laughing/crying so damn hard.

"Missionary work? But I don't even believe in Jeebus"

Hank Scorpio "So, want any cream with that?"

"Lunch Lady Doris, have you got any grease?"
"Yes, Yes we do"
"Then GRRRRRRREASE me up woman!"
"Okeedokey"

"More horse testicles means more iron" Lunch Lady Doris

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman."

"Ixney on the asholetrey" Garbage commisioner episode


The trouble is they take out the BEST and most raunchiest parts out when they do reruns.
 
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