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Foreign Affairs Posse from turn X - turn Y

Discussion in 'Team Doughnut' started by Nobody, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. Nobody

    Nobody Gangster

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    Welcome to the New Generation Foreign Affairs Posse, See we dropped the world consulate because well we are way to cool and new for that. Now your all going to be saying “what’s so new nobody?” and “yeah what is so new robi said it was new and I was like no way its totally…” or even “Nobody you lying piece of sh*t what’s so fu*ken new?!?” Heres whats new where actually going to do something, yeah I tried last time but my thread got no where but this time we will honest ummm…. Bro. So check this word up and see the most thrillin chillin elected by default Foreign Affairs Posse eva.


    “I want Peas…. (we all wants peace but how)….With a Knife” – Homer Simpson

    Now lets get down to business, my goal this term are to lead Doughnutian Foreign Relations towards the ever glowing flame of Peace. Basically since this game began we have been at war through no fault of our own our very survival has been at stake and our nation has been forced into wartime economy which has slowed our growth so that we are third world compared to our eastern neighbours the Idiots and M.I.As. How have they had such overwhelming economic growth “peas” so logically if we have a prolonged term of peace then we two can build an empire and economy to stand the test of time. How do we keep the peace? We just avoid the threats to us. What are these threats? The Greeks and the Persians. So far we have proven we can defeat the Persians when needed now we must keep our military strong enough to deter them ever trying again. While at the same time rebuilding our shatted relationship and building a culture of friendship between us we live on the same continent after all. The second thread is the Greeks, to deal with this clear and present Danger we must build up our friends the Idiots with the newly developed Simpson’s Protocol we may be able to hold them back.
    How am I going to do these things? Well first off I am going to send messages to each of the 3 nations discussing our relationships with them and introducing myself as the new leader. Next I am going to push through the Simpson’s Protocol so we can work together with KISS to mediate any problems over there. I am going to reach out to TnT so that we can build our friendship to start with a “name our continent” competition between both nations and together with the rest of the world a Olympic games of sorts.
    More soon…. From your Pal nobody



    Discussions Desks:

    TnT Relations
    MIA Relations
    KISS Relations

    Foreign Relations:

    TNT

    Formal Title:TnT
    Noun: No-Namers
    Civ: Persia
    Status: Peace
    Trade: None
    Diplomatic Representation:
    Secretary Donsig.
    TnT interest desk at the MIA embassy.
    MIA High Commission
    63 Custard Square
    Springfield

    KISS
    Formal: K.I.S.S.
    Noun: Grumpy Idiots
    Civ: Celts
    Status: Peace
    Trade: None
    Diplomatic Representation:
    Whomp
    Grumpy Idiots Embassy,
    435 Crystallized Sugar Street
    Springfield

    MIA
    Formal:
    Missing In Action
    Noun: M.I.A.s
    Civ: Greek
    Status:
    Peace
    Trade:
    Ivory
    Diplomatic Representation:

    Foreign Minister Feaurius III
    MIA High Commission
    63 Custard Square
    Springfield
     
  2. Robi D

    Robi D Minister of (Dis)Order

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    This message came in from fe3333au of MIA

     
  3. Nobody

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    i have drafted this quick note, No Objections i will send it off later today.



    Dearest Feaurius III

    I am Foreign Affairs Consulate Nobotti Nobodazine, from this moment on you may speak directly to either myself, President Kuningas or Interior Designer Robi if you have any diplomatic topics to discuss.

    On behalf of myself and all Doughnutians I would like thank you for the years of peace our two nations have experienced and that our unique relationship stands a testament to the all peace loving races of the world.

    Attached to this message I have included a special case from my personal wine cellar a 2000 B.C. Pinot Nior to thank you for the finest ivory money can buy. My elder mother (Mrs Nobodazine) has an illness known as Backaristise Sorearssness and she informs me that she could never relive the pain as well as she can with her new ivory back scratchier.

    As far as your relations with Kiss are concerned, I too understand the tedious patience required when negotiating with idiots but the Republic of Doughnutia must reinforce our commitment to peace on the western continent. We applaud your resident attempts at peace and hope the détente continues. We would be most obliged if you update us if status of your negotiations change.

    It Is a shame to see our Greek guests leave but I am sure they will enjoy themselves in the lands of our good friends TnT. As everybody knows we had a small disagreement with TnT a few years back. Basically we wanted to live and they disagreed. We sincerely hope this episode is beyond us but we are always willing to accept any information about our northern neighbors that you have four us.

    During these trying times I am constantly assured by the words of the prophet Homer “Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” I hope they also comfort you.

    Your most obedient servant

    Nobotti Nobodazine
    Foreign Affairs Consulate
    REPUBLIC OF DOUGHNUTIA
     
  4. Nobody

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    Ok i have decided to outreach to the Northerns here is my proposed Note, No objections i will send it tonight

     
  5. Nobody

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    Just had a chat with the Idiots, Heres a copy.

    Cameron=Me
     
  6. Nobody

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    and finally here is my draft response to the MIA-Boat crisis.

    If no objections i will send it later tonight

     
  7. Robi D

    Robi D Minister of (Dis)Order

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    This was recieved on the team email from TNT

    And this message is from KISS
     
  8. Nobody

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    THw worker swap is quit interesting
     
  9. Nobody

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    We got Problems, Tnt are Bending our Peace treaty, and Donsig just informed me that in 5 turns our treaty is over. I will post a reply soon and send it off. The military should be ready. If no one disagrees i will ask for a 20 turn extenstion on the current treaty, I will post here first before hand. Dont worry
     
  10. Robi D

    Robi D Minister of (Dis)Order

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    I wrote my idea in the turns 101-120 thread. I very much doubt TNT would want a war now. Agree to extending it but not to relaxing the Zone of Control rules just yet.
     

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