Fortunately Unfortunately

[Globex]

You might already know the rules to this game already. The first person starts off the story with: Fortunately (Insert something good happening here) and the next person responds with Unfortunately (Insert something bad happening here) and this continues in alternating order.

For example:

First Poster: Fortunately, Larry found a dollar on the sidewalk.
Second Poster: Unfortunately, he was robbed by a hobo afterwards.
Third Poster: Fortunately, Larry was able to kill the hobo.
Fourth Poster: Unfortunately, he was arrested for murder.


I'll start:

Fortunately, Bob won the lottery.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Unfortunatley, Bob only won 50 cents.
Fortunatley, he realized gambling was stupid.

I think this is really similar to good wish/bad wish.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunatley, Bob only won 50 cents.
Fortunatley, he realized gambling was stupid.

I think this is really similar to good wish/bad wish.

Your only supposed to post one sentence per post. Sorry I wasn't clear about this in the OP; I edited it to avoid further confusion. About the similarity to good wish/bad wish, I admit that this game is very alike but it differs from it in the sense that it is a story game (similar to games such as three word story and one sentence story).

Back on topic:

Unfortunately, his wife didn't and lost all of their life savings playing poker.

 

[BananaLee]

Fortunately, Bob had already divorced his wife quite a while ago.

 

[KittoKittoAsa]

Unfortunately she got the kids, the house, the dog, and he is paying child support.

 

[Perfection]

Fortunately she gets beaten to death by a cop

 

[Chairman Meow]

Unfortunately, the cop now has to deal with those annoyances at the internal affairs office.

 

[KittoKittoAsa]

Fortunately for the cop, Bob runs internal affairs and didn't much care for his wife.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, Bob's wife had hired assassins to go after Bob in the event of her untimely death.

 

[LightFang]

Fortunately, Bob had life insurance.

 

[e350tb]

Unfortunately, the Life Insurance company shut down.

 

[Globex]

Fortunately, Bob's children sued the life insurance company and got a 10 Million dollar settlement.

 

[Leeksoup]

Unfortunately, the life insurance company couldn't afford the settlement and decided to pay them in chickens.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Good News: The chickens were yummy.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, they were infected with bird flu.

 

[Vertinari118]

Fortunately the children had a rare form of natural immunity to bird flu and after a couple of days in bed they were as fit as a fidle.

 

[LightFang]

Unfortunately, they soon contracted a rare virus delivered to them via the food they had eaten while bedridden.

 

[kill fire]

Fortunately, there was a cure and they used it.

 

[KittoKittoAsa]

Unfortunate side effect of cure: Fatal in 3 day.

 

[Globex]

Fortunately the side effects only affect men above the age of 130.