Fox-02 -- Praying to the RNG God

[Rex Tyrannus]

Horse-face better be dead, Paul!

 

[n0xie]

We should sue for peace with vicy and just kick the **** out of the frenchy imho

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

Problem with that, n0xie, is that all our British holdings have 6 or 7 "yearning for the homeland" unhappiness. That won't go away until Vicky does.

 

[ruff_hi]

I have seen the situation where the game doesn't realize a civ is dead until the turn after you have killed it off. Did you hit enter after (you thought) you took her last city?

 

[GreyFox]

guess paul will let us know after his 30 hrs-long night ends ...

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

Hey Fox, how come you badger me in Fox03 six hours after you post the save, but Paul get four-and-a-half days in RNGod? I expect equal-opportunity prickdom from my fearless leaders.

RNGod sad with minions

 

[GreyFox]

Now you are questioning my integrity? :<


Actually I have been pressurizing both: For you, I would say "You do realize that, this means you are UP." For Paul, I would tease him on his never-ending "tonight".

And 4-and-half day is exaggerating ... you posted your report on Apr 30 6:35AM (my time), and its only close to 50hrs.

But enough is enough, his 48hrs report time is ending in 3 hrs. n0xie you can take it if paul don't report by the time you can get it.

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[Dantski]

Ok so the punishment for not playing for 3 days is to whip all players right?

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

No, just Fox. For once, it's not me holding things up. Now then, will someone please go kill horse-face?

Edit:

And 4-and-half day is exaggerating ...

How exaggerated does that seem now, Mr. Integrity? Huh?

 

[omni_paul]

My apologies all. My sister lost her 8-month old child on Monday night. I've been staying with family with no access to CIV or internet, but am returning home tonight. Please skip me, I will be back on deck in a day or so.

Again, my apologies.

 

[GreyFox]

Paul, I am sorry for your lost. I suspected something urgent might have happened. No problem on the skip.

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I have already stated n0xie should take the save yesterday. Since its pass the 24hrs and n0xie has yet to post a got-it, guess that means I am up.

However, because my home comp's graphic card is refusing to operate in 3D accelerated mode, I can only play on my office laptop. Thus, in order not to slow things further, I am throwing the roster out of the window, and anyone (except rex, who had just played) can post a got it if he can play and report in 4 hrs.

Not-a-Roster
- Rex = Just Played
- (GreyFox | Dantski | n0xie | omni_paul) = (can play in 4hrs) ? UP : On-Deck

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List of RNGod's 18 Commandments and 6 Punishments

RNGod's Assignments Thus Far
- Seek the RNG God: Started 4000BC, Completed 3240BC, 19 turns.
- 3x1: Learn Wonder-Enabling Tech: Started 3240BC, Completed 2280BC, 24 turns.
- 4x6: Learn New-Unit Tech: Started 2280BC, Completed 1800BC, 11 turns.
- 1x5: Get Something for Free: Started 1800BC, Failed (Punishment: 2: Whip all cities).
- 5x4: Capture City w New Resources: Started 600BC, Completed 25BC, 25 turns.
- 2x3: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 0AD (or is it 0BC?), Completed 580AD, 24 Turns.
- 4x4: Capture 3 Cities from 3 Civs: Started 580AD, Failed (Punishment: 5: Declare war on most powerful Civ).
- 6x1: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1100AD, Completed 1280AD, 19 turns.
- 5x5: Capture City with World Wonder or Shrine: Started 1280AD, Completed 1370AD, 8 turns.
- 4x1: Kill N*5=30 Enemies: Started 1370AD, Completed 1585AD, 30 turns.
- 3x6: Add 10 XP to a Unit (named: Lucky-17): Started 1590AD, Completed 1740AD, 30 turns.
- 4x6: Learn New-Unit Tech: Started 1740AD, Completed 1745AD, 1 turn.
- 3x4: Spread any religion to 3 cities: Started 1745AD, Completed 1795AD, 10 turns.
- 5x1: Get Something for Free: Started 1795AD, Completed 1824AD, 13 turns.
- 4x3: Spread any religion to 3 cities: Started 1824AD, Completed 1846AD, 11 turns.
- 6x1: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1846AD, Completed 1856AD, 5 turns.
- 4x3: Spread any religion to 3 cities: Started 1856AD, Completed 1874AD, 9 turns.
- 2x3: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1874AD, Completed 1878AD, 2 turns.
- 1x6: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1878AD, Completed 1888AD, 5 turns.
- 2x4: Learn Tech in Next Age: Started 1888AD, Yet to Complete, Learning Flight, 18 turns Remaining.

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The Save (Rex's 1910AD)

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[GreyFox]

I Got it, posting in 4 hrs.

 

[GreyFox]

Found Vicky

The previous player must certainly go for eyesight check-up: Vicky is located within seconds of me loading the save ...



But it has 2 redcoats there ... so I spend all my 5 turns moving troops there. Next player can finish her.


Researching

All I did was cancel all culture funding to be channelled to research for faster achieving of RNGod's goal. This must have touched His Random Holiness, and he bestowed us with a scientist, which I promptly joined to further our research speed ...



All Hail the RNGod

Finally, we have reached the modern era in 1920, right at the end of my turnset:



You know what that means, right? I get to roll!


Roll Dice

Your Holiness, please gave me a sign ...



5x1: Get something for free from other Civ

That is easy, I contacted vicky, signed peace for so many gold ... done.

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Or did I?

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Nah, I am not that stupid.
I contacted Nappy, and demanded a tribute .... to my holy random surprise: he agreed!



Okay. Fine.

So no war with Nappy ...

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... yet.

Remember, I fullfilled the objective (in record time of 0 turn). .. so that means ...

Roll again!



1x6: Capture or Found 3 more cities

Goodbye, Nappy. Its fun fighting the English with you. Now its your turn.

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Not-a-Roster
- GreyFox = Just Played
- (rex | Dantski | n0xie | omni_paul) = (can play in 4hrs) ? UP : On-Deck

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List of RNGod's 18 Commandments and 6 Punishments

RNGod's Assignments Thus Far
- Seek the RNG God: Started 4000BC, Completed 3240BC, 19 turns.
- 3x1: Learn Wonder-Enabling Tech: Started 3240BC, Completed 2280BC, 24 turns.
- 4x6: Learn New-Unit Tech: Started 2280BC, Completed 1800BC, 11 turns.
- 1x5: Get Something for Free: Started 1800BC, Failed (Punishment: 2: Whip all cities).
- 5x4: Capture City w New Resources: Started 600BC, Completed 25BC, 25 turns.
- 2x3: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 0AD (or is it 0BC?), Completed 580AD, 24 Turns.
- 4x4: Capture 3 Cities from 3 Civs: Started 580AD, Failed (Punishment: 5: Declare war on most powerful Civ).
- 6x1: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1100AD, Completed 1280AD, 19 turns.
- 5x5: Capture City with World Wonder or Shrine: Started 1280AD, Completed 1370AD, 8 turns.
- 4x1: Kill N*5=30 Enemies: Started 1370AD, Completed 1585AD, 30 turns.
- 3x6: Add 10 XP to a Unit (named: Lucky-17): Started 1590AD, Completed 1740AD, 30 turns.
- 4x6: Learn New-Unit Tech: Started 1740AD, Completed 1745AD, 1 turn.
- 3x4: Spread any religion to 3 cities: Started 1745AD, Completed 1795AD, 10 turns.
- 5x1: Get Something for Free: Started 1795AD, Completed 1824AD, 13 turns.
- 4x3: Spread any religion to 3 cities: Started 1824AD, Completed 1846AD, 11 turns.
- 6x1: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1846AD, Completed 1856AD, 5 turns.
- 4x3: Spread any religion to 3 cities: Started 1856AD, Completed 1874AD, 9 turns.
- 2x3: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1874AD, Completed 1878AD, 2 turns.
- 1x6: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1878AD, Completed 1888AD, 5 turns.
- 2x4: Learn Tech in Next Age: Started 1888AD, Complete 1920AD, Learnt Flight, 17 turns.
- 5x1: Get Something for Free: Started 1920AD, Completed 1920AD, 0 turn.
- 1x6: Capture or Found 3 more Cities: Started 1920AD, Yet to Complete, 3 more cities, 30 turns Remaining.

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The Save (1920AD)

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[GreyFox]

Guys, I have played my turns, its up to you guys now ....

 

[ChrTh]

need help?

EDIT: FYI, y'all better pray you don't get "2x4: Learn Tech in Next Age" on the next roll ...

 

[GreyFox]

Welcome on board, ChrTh! ... uhm ... I mean, welcome to the temple of the RNGod!

 

[ChrTh]

Welcome on board, ChrTh! ... uhm ... I mean, welcome to the temple of the RNGod!

Excellent

I can play in about 8 hours, I'll read through the thread this afternoon just to make sure I don't do anything wrong

Do we have a victory condition yet? All are enabled, right?

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

Do we have a victory condition yet?

No. Not allowed to discuss such non-random concepts. Kill horse-face! That's all you need to know. Oh, and if you find time, bring the whooping to Nappy, too.

Nice to have you aboard, Chris with a lithp.

 

[ChrTh]

Whoops, just saw this:

We will, under no circumstances, discuss among ourselves what victory conditions to aim for, and how to achieve victory. We may (and should) discuss how to achieve the current objective as decreed by the RNG God.

Ok, so I have 3 cities to found/capture. If I'm reading it correctly, we're at war with Liz, but not with Nappy.

 

[GreyFox]

I'll read through the thread this afternoon just to make sure I don't do anything wrong

You mean you have not been reading this thread? We don't get the five-star rating for nothing... your know!

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