Fox-05: The RNGod Strikes Back

[pholkhero]

you really can't say oral sex at the very least on this board? C'mon, before I read UP the thread, I thinking you could sh1t in Singapore!

 

[vra379971]

*sigh*

My virgin ears. And eyes. And brain. How irreverant.

 

[GreyFox]

Pholky, that's the difference between a cultivated gentleman and crude bore. But I don't think you will understand that, for someone who put "Pholk Her" in his alias

Omni: I am not kidding. Happen to see some lawyer explaining this on TV years ago, and the earthquake example is quoted from him.

 

[omni_paul]

I just find it completely inconceivable that someone would want to legislate regarding what parts of someone else's body one can or cannot put in one's mouth, and under what circumstances.

Boggles the mind.

 

[ChrTh]

I just find it completely inconceivable that someone would want to legislate regarding what parts of someone else's body one can or cannot put in one's mouth, and under what circumstances.

Boggles the mind.

I don't know. I think it should be illegal to have one's head up their a--

 

[GreyFox]

I don't know. I think it should be illegal to have one's head up their a--

So you suggesting that GWB should be prosecuted?

 

[ChrTh]

So you suggesting that GWB should be prosecuted?

Not to turn this thread political, but I believe that reports of GWB's intelligence (or lack thereof) is grossly misrepresented. I mean, he did have a higher GPA at Yale than Kerry did.

 

[GreyFox]

Alright, I stand corrected! Let me rephrase:

So you suggesting that GWB and Kelly should be prosecuted?

 

[bobrath]

lurker's comment:
Roll the dice to find out - or would that only apply to the currently stalled game?

 

[ruff_hi]

stalled? Not really, just a lot of (as usual) mindless chatter going on

 

[vra379971]

Yes...I'm going to go to the RNG God and make an offering (and hopes he only punishes the sinful when he resets this world. Now I know why Greyfox led him to get angry the first time!)

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

No. Not stalled. I'm actually about to play. That's just about 24 hours after Fox posted. (Also about three-to-four-times faster than my typical turnaround.)

Edit: Played. Report tonight.

 

[pholkhero]

Not to turn this thread political, but I believe that reports of GWB's intelligence (or lack thereof) is grossly misrepresented. I mean, he did have a higher GPA at Yale than Kerry did.

and since when is John "I voted FOR it before I voted AGAINST it" Kerry the paragon of intelligence.

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

Sorry to interrupt the Rush Limbaugh show, but...

Well, first off, to see to my personal punnishment, we have three total working stiffs.

Uno

Dos

Tres

All spent my second turn entirely in city walls, whoring it up and generally making neusances of themselves. (Last time I buy Ruff Hi (tm) brand workers.) Chastisement complete. Please sir, may I have another?

Anyhow, next I had this whole personal objective to renew.

Personal = 3 = Learn a tech. Can do. In fact, it'd be pretty hard to *not* do.

Sweet. I love cake jobs. Anyhow, let's see how that stupid tribal thing's going. We need two more cities to prostyltize. But we only gots one dude!

And the only town that can build us another pamphlet-hander-outer is building a library!

We can't have that, can we precious?

No we can't! Much better.

In other news, Qbert Kahn stuck a city in our front yard.

Ass. And then we got ambushed.

Double ass. (PS, that blurry red bit says something about losing a chariot to a barb axe. The committee has yet to detirmine whether or not to try the captian on drunked charioteering.)

So, after learning alphabet above, I went random, rolled a die, and decided to study sailing next. Seemed fitting. That came in a few turns later.

Yeah, and then I remembered that ABC = tech whoring. So I did.

But then buyer's remorse kicked in, but Kahn would only give me store credit. In the immortal words of J.T. Kirk: KAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNN! (Ass)

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

Anyhow, back to this whole "random objective" bullsh!t, I remembered that I had to, you know, do it.

Yay me. Er...I mean..us! So now more rollin', eh?

Group = 1 * 2 = 2 = Build a Wonder or Project

Group Time = (5 * 5) + 20 = 45 turns. Well, we got time. Problem is, not much to build.

Parthenon was the only thing we can build. Bummer, huh? Well, I switched, but it'll take sixty-something turns to complete. We'll see. Some whipping might be in order. But that's for someone else to decide. For the record...

The last objective finished when we had 481 turns left (185 AD). I played the last six, to complete my 15, but accidentally hit enter to end the inherited turn. Sorry. Beat me.

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

Save is attached to the first post because I attached it before I realized I had to many screenshots. (Ass.)

Also, this link might work: http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=151706&d=1177035060

 

[GreyFox]

Damned Khan! We should roll some capture cities objectives ... he is snatching all our irons!

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Tribal Objectives Completed Thus Far

• (N.A) Acquire a religion ~ started:4000BC, completed: 3070BC, 31 turns.
• (4x2) Learn 2 techs in the next age ~ started:3070BC, failed after 35 turns, punishment: (5) Empty all cities for (1d6=3) turns, done
• (6x6) Obtain (1d6=1)+2 more new resources ~ started:1990BC, completed: 1150BC, 29/30 turns
• (1x2) Build a Wonder or Project ~ started: 1150BC, failed after 40 turns, punishment: (2) Whip all cities, done
• (1x5) Promote a unit (1d6=3) times ~ started: 475BC, declared failed after 10 turns, punishment: (3) move (1d6=1) unit to the northmost point, done
• (12) Spread a religion to (1d6=1)+3 cities ~ started: 325BC, completed:185AD, 34/50 turns
• (1x2) Build a wonder or project ~ started: 185AD, yet-to-complete, 38(total:45) turns remaining

Personal Objectives Completed Thus Far

• Rex: (2) Capture or found a city ~ failed, punishment: (1) All workers to stay inside cities simultaneously for 1 turn, done
• Fox: (5) Have a culture pop ~ failed, punishment: (3) Change civics or state religion, done
• Ozbenno: (4) Spread a religion ~ failed, punishment: (4) whipped away (1d6=2) pop, TBD
• vra379971: (2) Capture or Found a city ~ founded Guangzhou
• Omni Paul: (3) Learn a Tech ~ Masonry learnt
• Ruff: (6) Get 300 gold ~ failed, punishment: (5) play (1d6=5) turns less, TBD
• Berserks01: (4) Spread a Religion ~ Guangzhou
• Fox: (2) Capture or found a city ~ Bantu captured
• Rex: (3) Learn a Tech ~ Alphabet

Roster

• GreyFox == Captured Barbie
• Rex Tyrannus == Spread Buddha's ...
  [*]Ozbenno == UP for 15 turns Personal Punishment Due: whip away 2 pop
• vra379971 ==
• Omni Paul ==
• Ruff Hi ==
• Berserks01 ==

Useful links:

• The Save at 290AD
• The list of objectives and punishments
• Virtual Dice

Reporting Ground Rules

The most important rule is reports should be funny. Also, you should provide adequate details (preferably screenshots) on how an objective is achieved. Normal SG etiquette applies. Standard 24hrs to post a got it, 48hrs to play and report. If you can't play, just ask for a swap or skip.

 

[omni_paul]

Just so long as he doesn't steal our internets.

Evil Khan.

 

[Ozbenno]

OK, I gots it.

May be able to play tomorrow night but most likely Sunday.

 

[ChrTh]

and since when is John "I voted FOR it before I voted AGAINST it" Kerry the paragon of intelligence.

Are you kidding? John Kerry is always the smartest guy in the room. Just ask him, he'll tell you.