FUNNY! Politically Incorrect Unique Units!

['Copter Pilot]

Pugwash, the Illegal Immigrant does work, but sends all profits to his/her home tribe.

Swiss Army units: cannot attack, or be attacked. Create 2 gold/turn income because they are really testing ground for weapons exports.

England small wonder: Early pub closing hours. Increases shield production during war-time mobilisation. After 20 turns, builds a night club improvement in every city. Increases happiness for 10 turns, then rapid population growth due to increased teenage pregnancy. After 30 turns, all commerce and shield output is reduced to 0 because the education system is completely f***ed up.

 

[Wild Weasel]

Exocet, French UU.
Cruise missle sold at a knock-down price to any Civ currently at war with England.

 

[ThomasMurphy]

Civ Special Unit - Russia


Russian Scientist- Sells All other Countrys Your Technology

Commerce- Depends on Technology, ICBM's and Uranium Pay Highley

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[Wild Weasel]

English Barracks, Civ ability.
5% chance per turn of any infantry unit stationed in an English barrack being lost due to shooting themselves 5 times. Requires courthouse to uphold suicide verdict.

If you're not UK based you might not get this. Follow this link if you're interested in the state of the British armed forces BBC it is too ridiculous for words.

 

[Archbob]

Small Wonder: Equal Rights Amendmant
Requires dissatisfied women resource(always plentiful )
When built produces 2 happy citizens in each friendly city but decreases military effectiveness by 50% as women now get drafted for the army as well as men.

German special unit: Blitzkrieg tank

Forces all french units to surrender immediately without much fighting and flee to the british.


Korea: Unfair World Cup Referee

Causes two happy citizens in each friendly city but makes all other soccer-playing countries hate you, and automatically puts the italians in a war to the death with you.

 

[bobgote]

CRaider: The incident you refer to was a Melbourne Knights game where a player gave a serbian 3 fingered salute to the croatian crowd. There was much unpleasantness to follow. Bit of the genocidal angst happening there. (genocide tends to be a little unpopular)

But yeah. they beat italy in the world cup, and then these croatian guys thought it would be a good idea to drive down to lygon street (centre of the italian community) and burn an italian flag. I think its the first time we've had riots in melbourne for a while. It doesn't happen often. (Although there was a protest of that stupid world trade organization thing) but yeah. Police, helicopters etc etc all about soccer (don't happen too much in australia).

They should modify the american bombers to occasionally bomb their own troops and those of allies accidentally. And the smart bombs should only have a 50% chance of hitting their target.

And Thomas Murphy: Didn't the russians get most of their scientific advances off the US?? Was it not the americans who sold their secrets?

They should make a hair gel resource, and when you make a trade embargo against italy, denying them the hair gel resource, they declare war on you, and will always be furious with you.

 

['Copter Pilot]

American GI: Requires Refridgeration (tech) and the Coca Cola Wonder. Costs 3 gold support, but can attack allied units without provoking a war.
American bomber: When attacking enemy's capital, it destroys the Chinese embassy. Chinese stay furious with America (because they already were).

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Originally posted by Trinity


I took offense regarding the concentration camps and green units as described because I'm Jewish. I'm sure a lot of people thought of them, but decided not to post them. Your use of "queerish" is offensive. Please let's not go down that one. This has been a good thread, let's keep it that way.

may I suggest a better use of a 'green' German UU:

Green party UU: plants forests on all mined enemy tiles

 

[Trinity]

Originally posted by Captain Pugwash
Illegal immigrant unit

Wanders into your cities undetected and uses up food production. Does no work. Cost 10 gold per turn maintenance.
If enough join a city, the city becomes a ghetto and culture flips to another tribe.

Actually this could be a good one once the facts are straight, and it is politically incorrect:

Illegal worker unit: Prerequisite = Democracy -- suddenly appears on inside your territory as non-national civ wandering in your territory until "captured". Work rate as per Industrious civ. Requires 50% of the normal unit maintenance. Causes one of your own workers to rejoin the nearest city and become an unhappy face. Causes creation of the

Pat Buchannan unit: Randomly moves around from city to city with a 10% chance per turn of causing creation of the Redneck Unit (already discussed).

Illegal worker unit -- on joining city. Displaces one citizen from working an irrigated tile, causing them to work in a cube farm, adding yet another unhappy face. Adds an additional tile bonus to that particular tile. Gives rise to:

Protectionist citizen: when these make up 10% of the city, causes Illegal Worker Unit to be deported to neighboring civilization.

 

[bobgote]

Originally posted by Higher Game
Jewish UU- SUICIDE BOMBER!!!!!!!

Lol, I'm sorry, but it's the truth!

No it's not. The jews aren't sending suicide bombers. They are the VICTIMS of the suicide bombing. It is the palestinians who are doing the suicide bombing.

 

[Myartar]

Israeli UU- Israeli tank: kills only civilians, never military units.
Palestinan UU- Suicide bomber: kills only civilians, never military units.
Israeli GL- Ariel Sharon: Gains extra GL option of annilation of one enemy city.
Palestinan GL- Yasser Arafat: Gains extra GL option of the creation of 5 Suicide bombers, then claiming to know nothing about them.

 

[kmad]

Canadian wonder - an igloo
One city will have one extra shield for one turn on one square of the city radius

 

[Hurricane]

JAPAN: Japanese tourist crowd (0/0/6). Moves freely anywhere and can enter all cities. The jap player can freely investigate cities with Japanese tourists in them. 5 gold/turn is transferred to the civ where the tourist is.

 

[sumthinelse]

Originally posted by Hurricane
JAPAN: Japanese tourist crowd (0/0/6). Moves freely anywhere and can enter all cities. The jap player can freely investigate cities with Japanese tourists in them. 5 gold/turn is transferred to the civ where the tourist is.

I have seen them, especially in Japan where you see several of them at one tourist site. Each one has a flag, so they look kind of like a civ3 army

 

[Wild Weasel]

America - Massive Corporate Fraud, unique ability.
Requires Corporation, Printing Press and Shredder.
In city where MCF occurs, 1 citizen is made happy, 3 unhappy and all other Civs lose their banks. Also nullifies Wall Street as they now spend all their time trying to work out what the - happend.

 

[Tweedledum]

Originally posted by Trinity


"Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees.
I clean my axe.
I go to the lavatory." -- "And Now for Something Completely Different" - Monty Python's Flying Circus

Oh Bevis, and I thought you were so butch...

Clearly another refugee from the Hairdressers' Training School at Totnes

 

[Tweedledum]

England/America:
SPIN DOCTOR- another Specialist which is not buildable directly, but under a democracy any size 12+ city will produce one with every second population increase. They contribute nothing to Science/Commerce but affect Happiness in a very convoluted way - 2 Content citizens are made Happy, 1 Happy citizen is made Content and 1 Content citizen is made Unhappy. Because they are regarded with suspicion, they negate the normal immunity from Propaganda which a democracy has. Also they cannot be got rid of be reassigning them to other duties: the only way of "killing" them is to revolt to Communism when they are all taken out and shot, and the city size reduces accordingly.

England:
FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN: - a highly mobile pillaging unit which can enter "enemy" territory without causing a war. Any square they pass over has all its improvements pillaged automatically: also any resources they pass over are destroyed and removed from the map. However, if they stay outside the city in which they were created for more than 5 turns, their Unemployment Benefit is cut off and they get automatically disbanded

 

[CRaider]

Originally posted by Wild Weasel
America - Massive Corporate Fraud, unique ability.
Requires Corporation, Printing Press and Shredder.
In city where MCF occurs, 1 citizen is made happy, 3 unhappy and all other Civs lose their banks. Also nullifies Wall Street as they now spend all their time trying to work out what the - happend.

Then again, MCF would create the opportunities for Women of Enron/Anderson pictorials to appear in the market. So it makes the few unhappy women very happy and lots of guys smiling around

 

[Myartar]

Originally posted by CRaider


Then again, MCF would create the opportunities for Women of Enron/Anderson pictorials to appear in the market. So it makes the few unhappy women very happy and lots of guys smiling around

No kidding. that pictoral makes me wish i worked at Enron!

 

[Chris_b_89]

Discover religions

Islam: If you have population in another civ they can blow stuff up in that city, also they breed really fast without a lot of food

Downside is they'e not so bright so science is slow, also sometimes they get so excited they shoot guns in the air and the bullets hit important people in the head

God am I Islamophobic or what?