Funny Survival Puzzle

[Shrek3]

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch. Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the lion to BLOW the candle out. How do you do that?

Answer here

 

[Endwar 005]

Ask him.
Make sure to use pretty please, and add some sugar on top!

 

[Masquerouge]

Maybe if you peed on the rope, the capillarity would make it travel all the way to the flame and extinguish it?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Why not just pee on the candle?

 

[Mise]

That was terrible.... omg

 

[Masquerouge]

Why not just pee on the candle?

cos you don't get to use scientific words like capillarity then!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

How old is the lion? You could go clubbing

Yo Lion ..... we're gonna party like ..... gonna sip Bacardi like ...

 

[Love]

you could try to strangle the lion with the rope, and then set yourself free by burning you own rope with the candle.

 

[Stormrage]

Let the rope burn, fall on lion`s head, knock him out, use his teeth to cut yourself free, run like hell, take a pause to pee (since everyone seems to enjoy mentioning it ), run again, get shot by rangers for poaching, end.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Tell the lion you want to talk to him about Jesus, and he'll just walk away.

 

[Shrek3]

Why not just pee on the candle?

Pee on lion, may be he is disgusted by the taste/smell and shelve any idea of eating you

 

[Shrek3]

Why not just pee on the candle?

Pee on lion, may be he is disgusted by the taste/smell and shelve any idea of eating you