Funny things in newspapers/ads, etc.

WillJ

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What funny, stupid, ironic, etc. things (misprints, stupid happenings, etc.) have you seen in newspapers, magazines, commercials, ads, catalogs, etc.? Basically this is like Jay Leno's "Headlines." If you have a picture that would be great but if not that's perfectly OK. I'll start:
In a newspaper a few years ago I saw an ad saying "Pay twice the normal value of one item and get a second item of equal or lesser value ABSOLUTELY FREE!" :lol:
I saw a department store commercial that said "Up to 60% off and more!"
And a tabloid headline that said "Two headed man runs for mayor... Against himself!" Strange... I wonder who won? It doesn't matter though, you get the one you get that other one!
 
The best tabloid newspaper headline ever, courtesy of the NY Post, which ran above a 1983 story about a barkeeper decapitated at a strip club:
"Headless Body in Topless Bar"
 
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