Funny things the AI says...(Civ4 Edition)

When asked what they think about another leader

"Reply hazy. Ask again later." (Cautious)

Also:

"It is far to late for peace you silly English person! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
-Louis XIV
 
Note: these may not be exact quotes, but they're close enough.

- I seek CLOSER relations with other leaders, if you know what I mean. (Catherine on first contact)
- And they call US barbarians. (Genghis when you're at war with him)
- You can call me Little Corporal, but then I'll have to kill you. (Napoleon on first contact).
 
taillesskangaru said:
- You can call me Little Corporal, but then I'll have to kill you. (Napoleon on first contact).
That one is odd, I always thought it was Hitler that was nicknamed like that, because this was his actual rank... before becoming commander in chief, that is.

I don't think the nickname could apply to Napoleon, he was already a high ranked officer when the public first heard about him.
 
Gigi Duru said:
That's odd, I always thought it was Hitler that was nicknamed like that, because this was his actual rank... before becoming commander in chief, that is.

I don't think the nickname could apply to Napoleon, he was already a high ranked officer when the public first heard about him.

This should explain everything: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A2946017

By 1796 Prussia and England had abandoned the coalition leaving Austria alone against France. There were two main theatres of campaign, one in Germany and one in Italy under the command of Bonaparte. This was regarded as the poorer of the two campaigning armies, essentially a ragtag mob, and he was not expected to do well. The authorities regarded him with not a little wariness as he was a rising star and was perceived as a growing threat by those in the top echelons of leadership. However, they needed a general of his quality in charge and this campaign saw him roar forth as an unstoppable, raging bull.

His energy and leadership skills led to a retraining of his new army, making them far more battle-ready and disciplined. In addition, during the campaigning in northern Italy, he allowed his troops free reign to loot, pillage and live off the countryside. This made him popular with them and incredibly popular back in France where war booty was restoring wealth back to a country impoverished by revolution and war6. Furthermore, Napoleon was now recognised as a general and tactician of almost unparalleled brilliance. His armies stunned the Austrians with victory after victory and soon he had thrown them out of Italy altogether - bringing it under French control. He was never far from the action himself, earning his nickname 'the little corporal'. All this had been achieved with a smaller army than their enemy, by a combination of inventive tactics, swift manoeuvering, daring and not a little hard fighting.
 
:blush: :blush: Oops again :blush: :blush:

Today just does not seem to be my day, I will end this catastrophic series of erroneous postings and keep quiet (until tomorrow, I mean)
 
"Good day 'x', would you care to see me shaving"

Louis XIV, when you talk to him, and are on good terms (Pleased or Friendly).

:lol:
 
"My grandfather would've destroyed you on sight. Alas, I live in more civilized times. What is it that you want?"
-Kublai Khan

"I wonder, how many hanging chads did it take to get YOU into office?"
-Cyrus

"Why are you here? Is it the Ides of March already?"
-Julius Caesar
 
Well this wasn't something verbalized in the text yet I thought it was funny enough communication.

I was falling desperately in love with catherine of russia.
We had a good steady relationship between us for the length of the game, which by this point was well into the middle ages, I don't quite remember what it was that I asked for, yet her response was a slap across the screen, which caused a camera-wiggling motion. I laughed slightly and uttered to myself, "guess that's a now....for now.";) :lol:
 
somebody likes catherine too much lol

Our people salute the nation of whoever you are(cant remmember the exact qoute)
 
RussianRoulette said:
somebody likes catherine too much lol

Our people salute the nation of whoever you are(cant remmember the exact qoute)

I think most of us were infatuated with Catherine in our early days of CIVIV. :crazyeye:

One fanatic once said: "she's got to be the hottest piece of pixelated ass ever created!":lol:
 
Kublai: Let us work together to achieve the total destruction of our foes, and only then betray and rend each other like the rabid dogs we truly are!
:lol: Funny cuz it's true.

Cathy: Peace is not in our best interests at this time. Besides, I think that men in uniform look totally yummy, don't you?

Napolean: Talk to the massed artillery.


Overall, I like Kublai the best. He's got the best quotes.
 
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