Funny things the AI says...(Civ4 Edition)

[Gigi Duru]

"Care for some salad? I made it myself."

It's Julius Cesar... and only him. I spent some time trying to figure out the subtle historical connection before realizing the answer lies in the cookbook not the history book

 

[Gigi Duru]

Isabella (furious): Glad to see you. The Grand Inquisitor would like to have a word with you.

 

[WoolyWoolwine83]

Bismarck: Hello. Come, sit down and admire my huge mustaches!

(Not sure if this has been posted already)

 

[Tekee]

GENGHIS - When he first greets you ... My horde is bigger then your horde. Peace?'

Forgot hwo it is exactly but this topic single handly made me want to go back to playing CIV and pay attention to what the Ai says
It's very funny

 

[Stylesjl]

Our gods can beat your gods any day of the week (Player name). Convert to (Religion) now!

Edit: Especially funny when they talk about a Monotheistic religion (Like Judaism which has one god)

 

[Dida]

Judaism in its original form had numerous gods.

 

[Love]

but still cristianity...

 

[Tee Kay]

Our gods can beat your gods any day of the week (Player name). Convert to (Religion) now!

Edit: Especially funny when they talk about a Monotheistic religion (Like Judaism which has one god)

Even funnier when they talk about Buddhism...which do not actually believe in a god.

Here's more:
Kublai Khan - The mighty Mongolian Empire greets you. Let us work together to achieve total destruction of our foes, and only THEN betray and rend each other like the rabid dogs we truly are!
Rameses II (refused to talk) - Hold your tongue less I tear it out and feed it to the crocodiles!
Qin Shi Huang - Greetings! Who shall we betray and destroy today? (not sure if already been posted)

 

[Love]

You can write some funny in the xml...

 

[WoolyWoolwine83]

Talk quickly and be gone, knave, before I forget myself and turn you into a beetle.
-Rameses II

Be gone before I chop you into tiny pieces and feed you to the walruses!
-Ragnar

 

[Stylesjl]

Judaism in its original form had numerous gods.

True, now though they have one god

 

[Veritass]

Where did all the other gods go?
They must be very sad.

 

[WoolyWoolwine83]

Help text when you point the cursor over Diety:

"Muahahaha, good luck sucker!"

 

[Love]

Yeah but its not really a leader...
But its sid Meier

 

[Swedishguy]

'You can call me little corporal, but when I'll have to kill you.'
-Napoleon

 

[Kideki]

"Welcome to my palace, Julius Caesar. I'm Dido, the wise and really quite beautiful leader of mighty Phoenicia. Let there be peace between us or we'll kill you."
Dido (actually 'Theodora of Byzantium' icon) from the Greek World custom scenario

 

[Kideki]

Am I the only one who finds the annoyed Qin Shi Huang's (and maybe other leaders') line: 'Stop pestering me' funny?

 

[WoolyWoolwine83]

Washington: "I cannot tell a lie: I'm darned glad to meet you!"

 

[Stylesjl]

Am I the only one who finds the annoyed Qin Shi Huang's (and maybe other leaders') line: 'Stop pestering me' funny?

Other leaders as well use that line.

 

[Tee Kay]

It has occured to me that I'm overposting in this thread.

Hopefully one more isn't too much.

"It is a source of astonishment to me that the gods permit you to live Taillesskangaru. Why are you here?" - Huayna Capac

"My grandfather would've destroyed you on sight, but I live in more civilized time. What do you want?" - Kublai Khan (refering to Genghis)

"Remarkable, a politician I won't even sleep with!" - Catherine

"Well? Out with it, you tiresome little person!" - Elizabeth.

"It is people like you who give ruthless dictators a bad name. Why are you here?" - Mao Zedong

"Give us what we want or 20,000 screaming warriors will come and take it." - Genghis Khan

"Your words are but the braying of a jackass. Take them elsewhere." - Saladin

"I have more important things to do than to exchange lies with you. Come back another day." - Alexander

"America do not negotiate with terrorists" - Roosevelt