Futuristic Weapons Shop

[Grandmaster]

So, Dis, come to a decision yet as to which weapon you'd like?

 

[Padma]

An excellent suit of armor, Sir Grandmaster.

300 gold, like Shaitan's.

Now you have a post to link to.

 

[Grandmaster]

The FRA post has been updated accordingly. Glad to do business, m'lord.

 

[Shabbaman]

Can I upgrade my catapult to a cannon?

 

[Grandmaster]

Well, here at the FWA we have a trade-in policy. You give us back the catapult, and you get 90% of its value off the cannon.

The cat is 150g, at 90% would be 135, meaning the cannon would only cost you 65g!

Interested?

 

[Shabbaman]

That sounds good. Deal! Make sure you drop by castle anthrax for some target practice!

 

[Grandmaster]

OK, I'll post the transaction immediately.

 

[Shabbaman]

Grandmaster, can you manufacture silver cannonballs? I need them ASAP!

No, ASAPer! ASAPest!

 

[disorganizer]

@grandmaster: i changed my plans...
i now will urgently need something to protect me from sharp things being pushed through my breast...
this item must also protect me from influence of sunlight and must prevent me from smelling garlic.

 

[Shabbaman]

Hahaha!
That would be some sort of diving equipment!

 

[disorganizer]

yes. and it would allow all vampires to take part in public live... maybe that would also prevent prejudice and insults against our community in the future.

anyways, maybe the garlic thing can be left out, because it is rather annoying to smell than a major issue (just wanted to keep the rumors up ;-)

 

[disorganizer]

to the sunlight problem:
i could imagine an armor and helmet + gloves with a permanent drip-feeding of blood built in.
as every1 knows dripping blood on the ashes of a vampire rebuilds him, so permanent dripping of blood will prevent the sunlight-effect together with good sun-protection.

left over is the protection of the heart, which can propably be solved by special armory...?

 

[Grandmaster]

Shabbaman: I can build silver cannonballs, but it'll cost you.

Disorganizer: Sorry, I think that's a bit beyond my realm of expertise. Talk to Eyrei, maybe he'll be able to fashion it? I'm a relative newcomer in the Armor game, he'll probably be better at it.

 

[GenMarshall]

Grandmaster, can you make some silver Crossbow arrows and some silver Bullets. Also do you still sell the Rapid Fire Crossbow .

Pulls out plans for a Jango Fett style armor

 

[Grandmaster]

Yes, and yes. I'll check on the pricing for the arrows, and I think I have one of the crossbows left in the back.... weren't too popular when they debuted.....

 

[GenMarshall]

Thanks Grandmaster

 

[Shabbaman]

Sir Grandmaster, it is a matter of national security! Could you make an offer for 1 silver cannon ball?

 

[disorganizer]

@grandmaster:
so you too. you also have fallen to the massive campaign of prejudice against our minorities... i know you have the ability to build such a device, but obviously you are not wanting to... strange thing though when regarding who you supplied in the past...

 

[Grandmaster]

Dis: I could build the armor, yes. But I have little knowledge of the kind of mechanism you would need for the interveinous drip (I don't think that comes along until Medicine), and also, where would I get that much blood?

It simply can't be done. I'm sorry, old friend.

 

[disorganizer]

So would you sell me the armor? Maybe i will get the rest somewhere else... you could bring it to me on your trip to TSort... and remember it should not be made out of silver!