400AD: Multiple Achievements
News Bulletin at BBQ News (They completed the C till it became a Q)
Reader: In typical Gandhian propaganda...oh . .. .. .. ....I am on air?..........Uhhh.....The latest reports of our glorious empire show us how we have managed to achieve many targets this year. Our correspondent interviewing The Great G and his advisors:
Interviewer: SO what we achieved?
Michaelangelo: We have achieved many things this year and laid the foundations of many new projects. Delhi has completed the National Epic, a move that is sure to make it a place for renowned artists, merchants and scientists and to accommodate the latter, we have started a Great Library. Also, Bombay has now a fire tower that guides ships in, at a scale so grand that it is being hailed as the Great Lighthouse (funnily a tourist just called it the Pharos at Alexandria). madras has added to the list of its achievements a -whatdoyoucalllit - trapezoidal structure which you can see on screen
This for some strange reason has inspired our soldiers to defend better
(After the non-existent TV van and interviewer leave, )
Gandhi:I must personally congratulate their creators, by chopping off their hands to ensure that they never recreate it
But lewitt, I have a question
Lewitt: Ye-ee-hh-sss?
Gandhi: No where in my records do i indicate that i researched Writing. Did I get it from a goody hut and put some other tech which i researched in its place?
Lewitt; P-p-perhaps, sire, I don't know
Gandhi: Why are you quivering
(and we leave them at that... only to come back and continue)
Gandhi: hmm, I expanded by the way to get Calcutta
Lewitt swoons