Communisto
Condottiere
seems to me they'd be about the size of a smurf?
Garden Gnome NES?
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My ignorance of modern culture shows through...
How big is a smurf?
EDIT: 3000th Post!
How big is a smurf?
EDIT: 3000th Post!
On Animals
obviouslly animals will be a major partof this NES, and most animals are up for grabs- you just need to be origional in your use, and make sure that thier is at least soem sane, rationality behind what you doing, and that if you really were a gnome, in your particuler position, that you actually do it.
Ants; weak, but come in hordes, and endlessly trainable, and a good work force; those who can learn t.o harness th epower of the ant hill can go far, of course, i dont have the faintest idea how this coudl be done, so you'll have to be able to convince me that your way woudl work in any stories/orders that you up with.
Bees; similer to ants, except bees can be both ridden (air force) or trianed to be UGAP (Un Gnomed Aerial Platforms) for suidicde bombing and the like
Grasshoppers- a basic cava;ry uniot, though endlessl ystuip, and prone to beign eaten by other variosu animals, or droppign dead due to insecticide (so are ants, bees, or any other bug for that matter)
other animals that you can find potential uses for; butterflys, frogs, lizards, praying mantises, some verities of snakes (the misses of thehouse tends to freak when snakes are about, so I woudl suppose gettign them is a risky buiness, and keeping them an even harder proposition) mice, and you know, just about anything, as long as it isnt to large, height wise
obviouslly animals will be a major partof this NES, and most animals are up for grabs- you just need to be origional in your use, and make sure that thier is at least soem sane, rationality behind what you doing, and that if you really were a gnome, in your particuler position, that you actually do it.
Ants; weak, but come in hordes, and endlessly trainable, and a good work force; those who can learn t.o harness th epower of the ant hill can go far, of course, i dont have the faintest idea how this coudl be done, so you'll have to be able to convince me that your way woudl work in any stories/orders that you up with.
Bees; similer to ants, except bees can be both ridden (air force) or trianed to be UGAP (Un Gnomed Aerial Platforms) for suidicde bombing and the like
Grasshoppers- a basic cava;ry uniot, though endlessl ystuip, and prone to beign eaten by other variosu animals, or droppign dead due to insecticide (so are ants, bees, or any other bug for that matter)
other animals that you can find potential uses for; butterflys, frogs, lizards, praying mantises, some verities of snakes (the misses of thehouse tends to freak when snakes are about, so I woudl suppose gettign them is a risky buiness, and keeping them an even harder proposition) mice, and you know, just about anything, as long as it isnt to large, height wise
Insane_Panda
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This NES just keeps getting better and better!
Mass gnome warfare
Mass gnome warfare
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So... about... 1 cm-3 cm in height?
blackheart
unenlightened
How can bees be ridden? Gnomes are about 39857298352x bigger.
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North King said:
Repeated just for clarification on the matter.
blackheart
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Xen said:
Oh that is baloney! That makes them as big as Smurfs. How about instead of gnomes I be the smurfs?
Communisto
Condottiere
well then you must have only one female and a pediphelic old "papa" smurf
blackheart
unenlightened
dont forget all that nonhomosexual male smurfs running aroundCommunisto said:
http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/archive.shtml
Communisto
Condottiere
hahahahahahah wow that was a good laugh
the Smufic Genocide of 1997
warning: graphic pictures
A little known facet o fmodern history is that while the wordllt attention of genocide has forcer been fixeated on the third world, a campaign of brtual conquest and genocide has been waged, undetected by European, AMerican, and Russian sources alike- the western world and beyond in general-
As most know with the close of the 1995 "dwarf wars" the smurfs were already holding on, tenouslly, tot heir last storngholds of power, bolsterd from thier territorial obscurity byt he occasional airing of thier widelly known telivision series, genereating enough funds for them to keep going; butr like wise, a surgence in garden gnomw statuary populatirty soon boosted the economic situation of our Gnomish firends so that by even late 1995, the Gnomes wer epreaprred to march- occumpiengy grand smufistan, the then allied Gnimsh armie sproceeded to loo tthe city, and the outleying territories and massacre the popuation, to the horror of the genva convetnion no doubt, and not stopping thier campign of rape and pillage until ever smurf in the area was either dead, or a slave; the genocidal campign soon continue, until nato was forced to begin carpet boming several key Gnomish arms production facitiles- as it is, the SMurfs barelyl cling onto life, most of thie rfemal popu,ation now mere toys of assorted Gnomish pimps accross the western world, but particuler in the United States, and only saved by the UN peacekeepign forces in the region
a rare photograph of a Imperial Guardmen from the Patio Imperium killing off a captures smurfite soldire during the the SMurfic Genocide of 1997
In other words- No god damn smurfs
warning: graphic pictures
A little known facet o fmodern history is that while the wordllt attention of genocide has forcer been fixeated on the third world, a campaign of brtual conquest and genocide has been waged, undetected by European, AMerican, and Russian sources alike- the western world and beyond in general-
As most know with the close of the 1995 "dwarf wars" the smurfs were already holding on, tenouslly, tot heir last storngholds of power, bolsterd from thier territorial obscurity byt he occasional airing of thier widelly known telivision series, genereating enough funds for them to keep going; butr like wise, a surgence in garden gnomw statuary populatirty soon boosted the economic situation of our Gnomish firends so that by even late 1995, the Gnomes wer epreaprred to march- occumpiengy grand smufistan, the then allied Gnimsh armie sproceeded to loo tthe city, and the outleying territories and massacre the popuation, to the horror of the genva convetnion no doubt, and not stopping thier campign of rape and pillage until ever smurf in the area was either dead, or a slave; the genocidal campign soon continue, until nato was forced to begin carpet boming several key Gnomish arms production facitiles- as it is, the SMurfs barelyl cling onto life, most of thie rfemal popu,ation now mere toys of assorted Gnomish pimps accross the western world, but particuler in the United States, and only saved by the UN peacekeepign forces in the region
a rare photograph of a Imperial Guardmen from the Patio Imperium killing off a captures smurfite soldire during the the SMurfic Genocide of 1997
In other words- No god damn smurfs
blackheart
unenlightened
that was a most horribly spelling
what if i called my gnome faction the neo smurfs?
what if i called my gnome faction the neo smurfs?
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Xen said:
Set it up on Thursday afternoon so you people can start joining over the next two days.
