George W. Bush vs. a box of Tic-Tacs

[WillJ]

An objective analysis

The results will astound you! (Not meant to offend anyone, all in good humor)

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Hey, I'm the whole 100% !

 

[WillJ]

The tic-tacs are winning so far! Looks like the Democrats have a new candidate...

 

[napoleon526]

Tic-Tacs 2004!

 

[Crowpocalyptic1]

Not a single vote for Dubya... just like it will be in '04! Or so my psychic friend says...

 

[CrackedCrystal]

What!?! 92 cents! They are over-paying for the Tic-Tacs!!!
75 cents tops. Can we say 5 pack?

 

[Ohwell]

Can it be orange flavor?

 

[Cimbri]

Originally posted by Ohwell
Can it be orange flavor?

No. Just regular Tic-Tacks, nothing fancy.

And I voted Tic-Tacks 2004. The tasty choice

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by Cimbri
No. Just regular Tic-Tacks, nothing fancy.

No, one of the benefits discussed in the analysis is that Tic-Tacs come in six flavors, unlike Bush. Of course, the Tic-Tic Party would have to decide on the flavor most suited to represent them.

 

[Crowpocalyptic1]

OK, I want to know who actually voted BUSH?! Dubya will now win, with his one vote, because of certain counting "mistakes" (he paid them off)...

 

[CrackedCrystal]

Originally posted by Crowpocalyptic1
Dubya will now win, with his one vote, because of certain counting "mistakes" (he paid them off)...

Because, God knows that three counts of the votes are not enough

 

[Cimbri]

Originally posted by WillJ
No, one of the benefits discussed in the analysis is that Tic-Tacs come in six flavors, unlike Bush. Of course, the Tic-Tic Party would have to decide on the flavor most suited to represent them.

Boulderdash! All six flavors are the same :rant:

 

[Smaasnekje]

I almost feel sorry for the guy... Almost...

 

[Ohwell]

Hmm. If I can't have Orange, that is a tough one.

 

[Bacon King]

If I cant have Orange flavor, I'll just vote third party.

 

[Deep_Thought76]

mmm... political tic-tacs.. *drool*

Anyway, that site has a lot of really opinionated stuff on it; some guys I know think it's great. It is kind of funny, but this great parody has to be my favorite.

 

[Junzi Nicuzn]

That was great

 

[puglover]

I see a closed thread in your future....

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by puglover
I see a closed thread in your future....

Why, because it's insulting to tic-tacs to be compared with Bush?

*ba dum bam*

As I said, I don't mean any offense. I don't think Bush is all that bad. I'm sure the same thing would be going on if Al Gore were elected.

 

[superslug]

No, if it were Gore, we'd be voting between him and Trident, maybe body of shots of Scope on the convention floor...