George W. Bush vs. a box of Tic-Tacs

[cgannon64]

I think they should nominate the Cinnamin (hower you spell the damn thing) to compete against Bush. After all, he's the incumbent, so something risky and spicy should do it.

 

[Crowpocalyptic1]

Originally posted by Ohwell
Hmm. If I can't have Orange, that is a tough one.

That's the beauty of it! Everyone gets the flavor they want! Though you may request Orange, you will get Wintergreen and then complain that you asked for Orange, then you'll get Spearmint and complain again, then Cinamon, then Wintergreen AGAIN, and then finally get Orange... IF you're lucky.

 

[WillJ]

I suppose all the flavors not chosen could be in the Cabinet...

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I vote for the Tic-Tacs, because Bush doesn't give you long lasting fresh breath

 

[Paalikles]

Tic-Tac for president! (not that I am a US citizen...)

what a credible analysis btw

 

[YNCS]

One problem is that to be President one has to be at least 35 years old. Tic-tacs that age would be rather moldy, to say the least.

 

[CivCube]

Ah, but the brand should be at least 35. The Tic-Tacs still have fresh ideas for our country!

 

[Jeratain]

Originally posted by puglover
I see a closed thread in your future....

Forgive me for saying this, but if a moderator closes this thread because of the link provided, then I would leave CFC without looking back. This is the humor and jokes section, not a serious forum. Maddox wrote that page meaning to be funny, and it is extremely humorous.

 

[Benderino]

"Go ahead, throw your vote away!"

Ahh the Simpsons, how I love thee...

My vote for Orange Tick-Tack, 100%!

Hail Orange!
Hail Orange!

 

[WillJ]

Bah, wintergreen rules all! I've already assinated the orange one (by eating him).

And I just realized that this site pops up if you type in "tic-tacs" at Google and click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Man, french military victories, WMD, the guys at Google must be in a political humor mood.

 

[Japanrocks12]

when that guy was comparing Bush and Tic-Tacs, he said:

George Bush 1 flavor: bull****
tic-tacs:6 flavors

i found that quite funny

 

[Japanrocks12]

someone should make a site with a poll

george bush and homer simpson

lets see how that turn's out

 

[nihilistic]

Originally posted by Japanrocks12
someone should make a site with a poll

george bush and homer simpson

lets see how that turn's out

For the sake of Bush, let it not be based on ... intelligence.

Afterall, we can always trust Bush's intelligence, can't we.

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by Japanrocks12
someone should make a site with a poll

george bush and homer simpson

lets see how that turn's out

Well, considering George Bush has lost to a freakin' box of Tic-Tacs, I think we'd all know how it'll turn out.

Then again, maybe Tic-Tacs are better than Homer? Hmm... Interesting idea after all...

 

[Benderino]

Originally posted by nihilistic


For the sake of Bush, let it not be based on ... intelligence.

Afterall, we can always trust Bush's intelligence, can't we.

Darn tooten. Its "Darned good intelligence"

Oh, and BTW, my vote is for Homer...nobody makes me laugh so much, nobody...

 

[cgannon64]

Lets see. Tic-tacs cost me 65 cents and they are good for my breath and only have 1.5 calories.

Bush costs me $455 billion and gambles away my future.

 

[Japanrocks12]

homer simpson makes me laugh at the cost of my tv bill
george bush bores my to death at the cost of my taxes

 

[Japanrocks12]

so who's better?

 

[Zcylen]

Mr Tic for president and Mr tac for vicepresident

 

[Xen]

Nothing may beat the minty freshness and nice- if short, and mild burst of flavor that only the orange tic-tac provides