Kefka and Kevin...I think the others are joking...
But seriously talking, of course GK hasn't done anything bad. He's between the forum's finest people
and we've spent a lot of time chatting. I would be very sad if the rhumor about his leaving the forums (or at least coming here very little) were true...
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Not seriously talking GK is a big fat pink pig ! Nonono it's true! I have in my hands authentic pics of him! One is in "this is me #2" thread. His glorious Empire? Almost unknown to the world it's lost somwhere in the south of Africa. The major goals of this pathetic state are the following:
-Try to survive to the attacks of it's enemies: the Zulus. Actually the glorious Zulus don't even attack GK's "empire" themselves! They let their cows do that! We don't know how long GK's punny army will survive Zulu-cow's attacks!
At a time the army decided a full range attack over the cows. The Great Marshall of Mongolia, head of the army, thought that if all the soldiers desguised in cows the enemy would be surprised and wouldn't have the time to react quickly. But when the D-Day arrived no one could remember where they had put the upper part of their clothes... Even the holy emperor GK himself had dressed up like a cow. After two or three minutes of deep thoughts (the Mongols of GK can't concentrate for more than 2 min so they really tried hard) it was decided that they would try attacking anyway as there "were many possibilities that Zulu cows wouldn't recognise them". Hmm... With all due respect I must say that this thought was pretty naive...judging from how GK looked like...
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The second major goal of GK's Empire is to beat the Vatican being the smallest country on earth
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